The Bard

Jan 19, 2016 8:21 PM

Dogsdontwearpants

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1. The Bard: http://imgur.com/gallery/pgWCH
2. The Cleric: http://imgur.com/gallery/Q8GiD
3. The Druid: http://imgur.com/gallery/AEtZR
4. The Enchantress: http://imgur.com/gallery/6Ki6K
5. The Monk: http://imgur.com/gallery/nCFTG
6. The Paladin: http://imgur.com/gallery/3gadC
7. The Rogue: http://imgur.com/gallery/1oVs9
8. The Wizard: http://imgur.com/gallery/ByLE7

Except when Charm Person wears off, the person becomes totally aware you just magic-roofied them. And then the guards come...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need sound!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Magic? No, man, you're supposed to use intimidation to win women's affection.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These are awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My D&d character is a bard with a crude ancient version of a sax.... this is oddlh relevant to me...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ladies swoon when you got that tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T2hDUYu96w

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this was the only good part of that song.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I once walked into a castle with my party and insulted the king, was sent to jail then later married his daughter 2 straight 20's are cool.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dank

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep em coming

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Was expecting Big Jim Slate

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys, I'm still in limbo

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pls send help

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an avid D&D player and Sax man I approve. 2016 year of the Sax.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is this a new thing? Can this be a new thing?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moar

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like these behind the gifs much better

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please I need more of these in my life.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought that was the saxophonist from Lost Boys

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I am gooing to leave this herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpuwcINDHnQ

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Charm person? Really? "Oh, she's with someone else, so I'll MIND CONTROL HER and make her come with me!" Works if you're evil, I guess. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Akshually *adjusts spectacles* Charm Person requires a WIS saving throw, which with a n20 she would've passed. Thus canceling the spell...

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

haha, yeah I thought of that but I didn't want to over complicate the joke for non-D&D people.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

You could have literally just made it a Persuade check?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Bards play instruments when they cast spells. Hence the gif.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If he caddy charm person, the only roll that would be required would be a save from her. Which she succeed on by rolling a 20.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that guy "chad" Jake Peralta from brooklyn nine-nine? he definetly looks like Jake

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all I hear is Epic Sax Man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bard in my group plays a pull flute so this made me fucking lose it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Jean-Ralphio's sister? "Money, pleeeeeaaase!"

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

She's really good in Obvious Child

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jenny Slate. She was on SNL for a short while. Apparently dropped the f-bomb while live, and they dropped her. Think there’s more to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Womb, there it is!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't she have to roll a will save?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

For these memes 20 = really good and 1 = really bad just for simplicity.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Facebook/dndmemes came up with the basic format.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you memes are bad

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sergio!

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I'm a little disappointed only 27 people know SERGIOOOOO

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I curse you!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The sexy sax man!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Source?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Given Andy Samberg (sp?) is in the bottom gif, I'm assuming SNL or Lonely Island song.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNno63ZO2Lw for people outside of USA.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nice i needed the link whiteout freedom

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an avid D&D player and Sax man I approve. 2016 year of the Sax.

10 years ago | Likes 439 Dislikes 2

Twenty-Saxteen

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sax me up!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time for some sax

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an avid DnD player... THAT'S NOT HOW CHARM PERSON WORKS!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are right but these are still funny.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of sax.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Epic Sax Guy is why I'm no longer allowed to choose music or have unsupervised character creation time... at least in Pathfinder.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never thought my love of both would reach the front page...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first time playing D&D I created a distraction with a holographic George Michael playing Careless Whisper.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The last campaine my friend ran was kinda a joke campaine. I was Elron Hubbar. I created a riot while we looted the town. Bought a boat 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then sailed the seas spreading my new religion while taking massive amounts of opiates.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are the kind of campaigns we run!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Resolution: Sexy Sax Man Saxograms

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's also Year of the monkey ...

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Also of dead celebritys

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hot monkey sax.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Read that as "hot monkey sex" first, had to read twice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that was my intent.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0