Some of you all's FF is uppies

Oct 3, 2025 4:44 PM

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https://www.instagram.com/elixserr

She looks like an alien.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do, in fact, want uppies

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She is made disproportionately of leg. I'm not saying it's unattractive or fake, some people are just built different.

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Don't be angry with me, but something is seriously wrong here.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can already touch my chin on top of my fridge, what you gonna do, raise me onto my tiptoes a bit? I said amazon prime, not amazon a'ight. /s

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'4" and 245lbs - if you can give me uppies I'd be impressed!

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I would tots go up on her.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... we're gonna need more proof!

5 months ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

too much room for digital manipulation. Need to see her in person!

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

UPPIES!

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't say "I want uppies", I said "I wanna go up on..." oh never mind.

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As a 6'4 guy
I still want uppies

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do feel to do some push up from a different perspective

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want puppies too!!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I desire uppies.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m straight and I want uppies……..

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet... says my girlfriend 😉

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Standard door frames in the US are 6'8" at the base of the jamb. Someone who's a good half a foot shorter than the door ain't 6'7."

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i have door the same style as that. measured to where she is compared to the markings she's probably 6'3" to 6"5"

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Now she's not standing flush against the door, and its at a slight angle, but this mark seems fairly reasonable. which puts her about 73" or 6 foot 1. There is a little wiggle room but there is no way she reaches 6' 7"

I don't know her, or anything about this height controversy, but based on the evidence she posted.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That fridge is 5'6", she's maybe a bit over 6', not 6'7"

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'm 6'4" and that's about where I am with the fridge.

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

That must be a tall fridge. I'm also 6'4" and my chin is easily over the top of mine, which I thought was a standardish size?

But yeah, she seems like she'd be slightly shorter than me given the door. My guess was somewhere between 6' - 6'2

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure why someone downvoted you - you're right. Maybe because she claims she's 6'7" on her Instragram. Assuming that's a standard American 6'8" door, she's about 6'2-3".

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There are different sizes of fridges.

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Now she's not standing flush against the door, and its at a slight angle, but this mark seems fairly reasonable. which puts her about 73" or 6 foot 1. There is a little wiggle room but there is no way she reaches 6' 7"

I don't know her, or anything about this height controversy, but based on the evidence she posted.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, 6'1" is where I'd put my guess as well. There's a social media trend of women pretending to be extremely tall. It's a fetish thing, I think.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love her shorts...

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

shhh... don't say the s-word around her....

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

huh? did I miss something?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hehe all good, I was just making a pun about the word short(s), since her video is about proving how tall she is.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ahhh... ok :)

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Where's the one immersed in cider?

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Yeah, that one

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got flagged for posting that once.

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Same

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Mods suck

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

She is attractive, don't get me wrong, but something about the slight fishbowl location of the camera lens is making her eyes look a little weird in the closeup and it's kinda freakin' me out slightly. I mean, not really even that, just a little weird. Just me? Again, she is quite attractive, this is not a "sharp knees" thing.....

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yabai !

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES, this exactly. I didn't know how to reference that.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't care, I would remove my glasses anyways.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not just you, she gets considerably more attractive once she steps back a little bit. The lens is making her eyes look wide-set and vapid when she's up close, and it's *just* slight enough to be uncanny.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the "psycho closeup" angle.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do want uppies

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i am a 6 ft tall dude and i'd like uppies =(

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or someone to airplane me while lying on the bed

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I don't even know what they are but I think I want some

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

being picked up and carried

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I will take three uppies please

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too frugal, give me all the uppies. My 6ft ass wants to be levitating damn it.

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