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Sep 24, 2016 12:37 PM
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memphisonfire
God damn you! You blew it up! Damn it all to hell!
joot
I found this helpful, and I hope you do, too. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zk7SQ6ZZxUM
dresdenreader
I can identify with this.
evilgendo
Mayz9001
What's that? You're you're having a daydream to help you sleep? More like everyone in it has now shat themselves.
FqOdip
Moh :( ..
ParkerAdderson
I like to write a bit before bed. just let all those thoughts lose on paper. helps stop them from coming back at 3 am
SwiggitySwooty7
"It's 3am and my neighbors downstairs start doing it."
FlappinBurgers
Don't worry, they'll be done in about 4 minutes, make some hot pockets
reux
That's what drinking is for
ANerdsMind
Amen
Spewge
What ever happened to short, clever titles.
FlappinBurgers
Dunno
Paraiyan
Huh, my brain just thinks things like "how would the universe function if time suddenly stopped but you still functioned normally?"
silveraaki
It's 3am, I must be lonely
Hiesenburgers
I can fix your ant problem
jdmew
I find solace in movies.
TeardropIvy25
I find solace in Imgur
WhatInTheSamhillisaPuma
Also when you forget to spend the funds in your GOD. DAMN. FLEX. ACCOUNT!!!
sexysubsandwich
This
ANerdsMind
It is the worst. Mostly because you're brain is right on most of it.
TouchThaFishyyy
I think my brain is stuck on that setting.
headphonejunkie
If you wait 32minutes you can go watch a guy dress up in a batman suit and masturbate in his neighbours yard while the sprinklers are going
ANerdsMind
I needed that laugh lol
EffHerRightInThePussy
TysonGoesOutside
QUIBICUS
Just don't get up and go outside I heard sprinklers starting.
Br0doSwaggins
I know that feel....
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JohnnyPeaches
You wait 'til 3AM for those thoughts? Mine is 24/7!
ANerdsMind
Even better when it hits it at random. "Oh hey you are driving to get gas? Remember when you let that amazing girl slip away? :D" - Brain
JohnnyPeaches
Oh yeah, been there. Or in the middle of working of working then the question, "Is this what my life has become" pops forth.
JohnnyPeaches
Or, yeah, why did I let her get away. :(
tomanderson35
i dont even have a heartbreaking mistake memory. fuck my life. im going home.
spelkmeister
NotThanos
OOOOH KRIEGER-SAN
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Cognitive therapy, thought-stopping. This is nothing more than a bad mental habit. Control your own mind!
Finaru
Have you tried this? If so, did it work? And how did you do it, what's the process?
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
It did work, just learn to recognize the pattern as it begins and train yourself to think of something better.
watercolortitties
CBT is a common way to stop negative trains of thought. Look into it.
ralphie84
as bad as it sounds, i twitch my head and maybe grunt or hum to stop thinking of my past stupidities
balls01001001
That's not too bad. I punch myself in my chest. Although te become less effective once I realized I was doing it. Brains are odd
balls01001001
*it.
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
I gave myself an automated free pass on anything I did more than 5 yrs old. If I think about it, I remember that I have a pass. A multipass.
Edgemaze
IAmNotAScentientCurtain
Don't fight it. Just let it pass and breathe. The more you fight, the less you sleep. Accept these thoughts.
TheBlackSalmon
Honestly is this the way to do it? I'm 26 and have only had 2 sound nights of sleep in my life. Any advice would be incredible
committme
I am a big advocate of medical mj. I did ambien, melatonin, anti-depressants, anti-anxiety meds...weed works the best and I just started
watercolortitties
Ambien was like taking a vacation from my body. Idk how that's legal in the states but weed isnt.
tangybreath
Can you listen to anything? Enya? Asmr videos? Read a book til you pass out? Don't just lay down and try to sleep
IAmNotAScentientCurtain
did a difference was when I did a meditation retreat, not religion related. I got the technique. The main difference I got not is that
IAmNotAScentientCurtain
at some point I had such neck and back hache I couldn't sleep. I went to see a chiro, and started training more. But the only thing that
JimboPM
Have you tried weed? I then go for the Benadryl if that doesn't work, but you gotta commit to it early, like at 8pm. Never slept better.
IAmNotAScentientCurtain
tbh when a lot of shit comes to the surface, you need to accept that it has to go. It is in you and only you has the power to make it leave
IAmNotAScentientCurtain
when I just can't stop thinking about the shit going on or from the past, I use the technique to let it go. And it stops. Then I can sleep.
BeatboxingPope
This gif also depicts the ferocity with which I masturbate.
DemonKiller44
you must have a huge dick for such long strokes
SchrodingersSchrodinger
Well hello there? ;)
Darkspire
FAP. FAP. FAP.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
ShootyMcShooterFace
No, you're off by 100 feet.
Seanthombbomb
And the lengths to which you will go to..
NoYolo4Jesus
RIP your weenie
CreamAndShit
Jesus, no women is ever going to compete with that.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
That's a slow rhythm
KyleBeach
Well, I guess OP likes to turn on some RnB and slow stroke his girlfriend
ANIMEJESUS
I personally, call it furybateing. Beat it like it owes me money.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Frusterbating
TheMoistBandit
Ferocity I'm not worried about. Is the range of motion the same? That's where I'd be concerned.
DanteLidge
Muscle training
KyleBeach
Don't worry, you're moist so the length shouldn't be an issue
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
You have to get the momentum built up.
Jisharagu
Hahaha... great comment!
bashuan
I like the way you think.