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soepie7
You people are having sex?
ToSisPoS
Yeah because boasting about sexual prowess is something I get SOOOOO sick of women doing.
trouble4you
I do not understand…is she not wild?
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Girls look hot when they arch their back before doggy style sex. The girl in the pic isn't doing that in spite of her claim of being wild.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
To clarify, arch downwards, not upwards.
2Used2bUseful
You: still has sex with her because you dont really give a shit and just need a vagina to fuck.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Yeh, it's not like they'd say no.
Copperbrat
Him: Gonna pound you til you pass out. Also him 7 seconds later: Sorry that's never happened to me before.
bassaro
Look, let's agree it's until one of us passes out, okay?
FluxSagrie
This is like the "i've done drugs before!" *takes drink from the bong.* version of their understanding sex.
lEetfuk
bassaro
Walmartstallwithnolock
One Night in Paris
thatwoodguy
Had an older lady who was a nurse get me interested in toys, 3ways (mmf, mfm), bdsm and encouraged my crossdressing.
LongTimeLurkerFirstTimeCallerer
KiwiGameDev
JFNJR
Sauce?
KiwiGameDev
She-Ra BUT it’s a fake dub
AskaAsh
This is actually about how the woman wants to angle the dick, and not her trying to be sexy. Sometimes pleasure and comfort takes priority >
LumpWithaLeafHat
*pleasure and comfort should ALWAYS take priority.
AskaAsh
Good point!
AskaAsh
> to looking hot. The tilt of the pelvic drastically changes how it feels. Some women don't want their cervix poked. It can hurt.
Spuduck
And some of us are lined up differently as i know from ruddy smear tests
AskaAsh
Yep
Becker37
Just to find someone who wanted to have a real relationship would be amazing.
TakeMyLifePlease
That woman doesn't look like she's about to have sex. Maybe she's doing some breathing exercises to calm her rage at misogynists.
thatwoodguy
She got me to try leather gear but I found latex clothes to be more my kink.
SonderingStrike
Sometimes you've just not found their freakiness. Ask then what really tickles their fancy
UniversalTruth2020
Also him
thelastboomer
mroranges
Wait a minute... I'm starting to think that this diagram isn't anatomically correct!
UniversalTruth2020
They're missing a bone or two
TygrF
Geez, the LOOK on that horse's FACE
PikaChunin
https://youtu.be/eDQXmee_PHU?t=5
SauceySandwich
Mr Hand!
kissmyassets
When you find a good one though... Ride those pig tails to Kansas.
CptNTennille
I see you know my ex
ananfro
We have the same ex?
Erbicom2
Oh boy, our ex had more fun than us.
CheeseborgarSoop
Makes me miss my ex.
Vikingtransgirl
Look you can't just open up with the ropes and repressed daddy issues sex got to build up to it
silencemethod
Bwahaha! I once had a girl shoot out of bed and yell "you can't eat ass on the first date!!" Still turned out to be the freakiest ever.
ARandomuserwhowatches
It's 2021 it's fine just shower first
ikbendewalrus
It's never really fine...
confanity
And this is funny because... incels really love to both think about sex and insult women at the same time?
Nemo33
I feel like women get awful salty about this kinda thing when they actually spend a lot of time shit-talking men's sexual perfomance
Invada
Exactly, thank you. It’s also funny that the above picture refers to something anyone without serious back issues can do/learn, but the..
Invada
..top comment saltily refers to body shaming in regards to something a man has absolutely no power to improve, his dick size.
imheretolearn
Still hurts the cervix though...
confanity
Well, your feelings are valid and I acknowledge them, but that doesn't mean that they match the data in the real world.
Nemo33
I'm sorry, did you have data calculating the ration of female shit-talking to defensiveness concerning sexual performance?
confanity
Hang on; you're asking if I have evidence to support *your* claim? I'm just saying that you need to do your homework instead of "feeling."
Invada
He/she expressed a suspicion that something is the case, you flat out rejected said suspicion without proof. Making ur statement as invalid.
Nemo33
Do you have data showing this joke only appeals to misogynistic incels? You can't just demand data for every casual observation
lucidbarrier
It's funny because most just lie their like a dead fish while making fun of men
confanity
Funny; all my female partners have been active and enthusiastic.
Toxicempanada
Thanks for letting us all know you inspire no passion in your partners
KleptoKea
Such an incel post.
indigodragons
Truth.
Invada
Men aren’t allowed to make innocent fun of women?
KleptoKea
Oh yes so very innocent
Nemo33
I really hate this attitude that women can shit talk men all they want, but if men slightly criticize female behavior its sexist
KleptoKea
How about we all just treat each other with respect and then there's nothing to bitch about in either direction.
Nemo33
Sir, the Palestinians and Israelis just called and said this comment literally ended the war, also everyone on reddit is really nice now
Rovylern
batmanbumantics
Position "advanced" would hurt my insides but "slaanesh" wouldn't as much depending on the bend of his penis. Anatomy!
Toxicempanada
Step one get a boob job apparently
kikimo04
Wait, so it's preferred to have the girl with the chest resting down completely and ass up? I always just did that cuz I was being lazy lmao
chelli
BloodLegacy
It's generally preferred because the tilt of the pelvis provides better (deeper) access, add some active pushback and its on.
znuff
I honestly don't care how "good" her arch is, as long as she enjoys it and feels good doing it.
Wepfmokk
the blatant virtue signaling made me cringe irl
WhiteishWalker
4 pumps equals 12, right?
amazigou
the difference is having to thrust upwards instead of forwards... my knees hurt just thinking about that
Spacereverend
I read arsch. LoL. Well i guess it applies to that too
0GreatSnakes0
Arsch ist gut
OstinPower2020
No the arch is important for it to work. Physics.
MasterMookie
But the arch helps you get deeper... It feels good when its done right. But yeah if she doesnt enjoy it find a different position.
Xenocideisaplan
Look a lot of the time I don't want someone to go deeper, I am not arching for a reason
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Some girls are into cervix pounding, most will absolutely hate it.
MasterMookie
Oh I agree. My ex didnt like it deep but I do. So we simply did something we both enjoy. Cuz its more fun to give pleasure imo.
lucidbarrier
LMAO I didn't get it until you pointed it out.
doobiedoobop
Sometimes 'going deeper' is painful for her. Nobody likes getting cock punched in the cervix.
notinitforthepoints
Some ppl do
INeverCheckTheUserNames
Well... couple of painful pokes can be nice...
gaiidraws2
You sound nice
p75369
You mean hentai lied to me!? :O
marymarymistressmary
We exist!
E34generation525i
You haven't met my wife.
MasterMookie
Masochists around the world are nobodies? Geez you're judgemental. As long as its consensual idgaf.
doobiedoobop
I just assumed masochists would enjoy the pain of being judged.
MasterMookie
Lol good one xD
edenknitty
No no, you're thinking of the degradation/humiliation kink folks, different subset.
electrickettle
I'm not a native English speaker, and I'm just wondering, what kind of actions do people consider freaky?
cbmech7
Well I had a girl that did it with me doggy style, then took it out of her vagina and put it in her butt. Then just as I about to ejaculate,
cbmech7
She got on her knees and took it in her mouth, then she kissed me with a mouth full of semen and made me spit it on her chest. She was wild.
electrickettle
Yeah that's... Freaky sounds definitely like an appropriate description! Thanks for sharing! :)
batmanbumantics
Ew she put something in her ass in her mouth?? So much bacteria...
electrickettle
Agreed!
officialcatsniffer
Oh, that level of wild, ok gotcha
electrickettle
She was definitely uninhibited!
feryooday
Having that sexy back arch hurts some women. You want your partner to feel good or do you want her to be uncomfortable just to look sexy
SparklyUnicorntrainer
I'm concerned for the sexual partners of all the down voters. Are you sadists?
indigodragons
Yep women are people not props ffs.
feryooday
Let people enjoy themselves ffs.
Paintedbluelady
sensible person!
feryooday
It changes the angle. and everyone’s bodies are different. making jokes - fine, of course. the saturation of porn ideals can cause issues
feryooday
with sexual relationships though, as can many things. Talk to your partner! If something you think is sexy they can do for you - hell yeah
feryooday
but if you think they’re doing something unattractive, and it turns out it’s because the alternative hurts them? That’s just awful.
scaryfeet10
Well said
delheit
The women I have been with want to be hurt and feel sexy, so I if I can do both by making her uncomfortable.
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HighFunctioningSociopath221B
1: Balls aren't springtime fresh either. 2: Women don't have to sacrifice their comfort for anyone's fantasy.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
I'd add that if you dislike going down on a woman so much, you must have some supremely unsatisfied partners in your past.
feryooday
So you think you can’t be a freak if you don’t have your back at a certain angle?
feryooday
I get the ‘joke’ but it’s shallow, dismissive, and honestly immature/naive-style humor that’s been pervasive recently. With likely roots in
feryooday
the porn industry. (note - I support consensual & clean/fair/respected sex work).
feryooday
and thus, I feel that some people don’t realize, likely those without cervixes, that certain angles of penetration can be painful.
Herbalcrayon86
My Fiancé warned me she was “Inexperienced” Then proceeded to make my eyes roll back so hard I could see my mental illness.
TremendousDude5
More like high mileage
defgremlin
Best comment
TA2019
She might be more experienced than she says...
DorianBlack
Some humans are just naturals
Dlebful
This is the way
seafox7
I laughed so hard my cat screamed at me. You win Comment of the Day. +1
SeaBreezee
Love it
MagicBaconBits
A finger in the butt will do that
Vikrant0Singh31415
Phelpysan
That's such a good line dude
VanMan2
Agreed
TheDude003
ICapitalizeTheBeginningOfEachWord
This Comment Is The Content I Crave
TrowelAndError
NotTimon
Thats the dream
tvanduyl
I choose this guys wife
Joomuk
I too choose this guys life. He seemed to have it figured out
timxedge
I too choose this guy’s dead wife
Vooodooochild
I choose this guy who chose this dude's dead wife
Vesane
*fiancée. (Soz, just confused me for a sec re to whom you were referring, given you carefully specified yourself ?) Good for you, though!
Herbalcrayon86
Had a feeling I’d gotten that wrong while writing it haha.
NotaCPA
oh boy, I think somebody lied...just a little
Manilowgamer
To be fair, men ask if they’re ready for 12 inches and give them 3 so we all lie I guess.
HughGRecti0n
I give a bit more than 3.
bassaro
Have you never heard of paying in installments?
Midgarmerc
We only extend out our extra 9 to those who are worthy and pure of heart like Mjolnir
karashu2000
That 12 inches is almost to my elbow. What more do you want from me?
KingOFrod
She asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her twice and smacked her ass
notagudnoodle
atomright2718
That's why I promise 3" and give 6" or 7". Underpromise and over deliver. So, anyway this 8 years dry spell's been a bit rough......
78Hamster
Wife said to give her 9 in. and hurt her. Fucked her 3 times and punched her in the arm. I'll see myself out.
SaltyRimjob
I promise 3, and give a solid 3&1/4. Yeah, I’m full of surprises.
rhmrcScifiBandit
3.6 roentgens. Not great not terrible.
FrozenCoast
It’s not 12 inches but it smells like a foot.
MrPoopStick
Between this and the seeing your mental illness comment, this entire post has been a good time.
hiyesthisissatan
Gotdamm
thatsmypurseidontknowyoukoth
Guffen
You made me laugh you brilliant you ?
DildoMussolini
A gross dick joke I haven't heard before? Is it my birthday?
etcnotect
You should probably know
Phyns
Gold
jamlovingmonster
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Are we talking talking 12 inch wide or deep...i got one and not what youd expect
TheStreetForce
tuna can
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Give her a go on the old pancake
Funnyjunker
Circumference or radius?
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Yes
dextarrogue
Most guys with actual big dicks don't walk around flaunting it like that though.
Notthewatdabney
Girth.
OmnesMundiLardum
Cheese wheel
bassaro
Party on, Wayne.
HieronymousFlex
Your dong is 12 inches wide? I think you should see a doctor.
hogeyegrex
Hung like a can of tuna.
helyx
I was just heading to Subway, but if you wanna be grouchy you can eat whatever's in the fridge
Phayze87
I was upfront about my grape. My olive. My Vienna Sausage. Two point four inches was all I've ever promised. It's not my fault they misheard
Flowerlady0
This reads like lyrics but i can't find a song associated.
Phayze87
It wasn't intended to be haha, I can hear it in my head now that you say it. Just me being a dork.
Flowerlady0
A dork with some hidden writing Talent. Good job
anononanonanona
Not sure who'd want that anyway, avg. vag is about 6" deep.
akelamishari
It’s also very stretchy. Whole babies come out of there.
Hana77
Yeah, in width, not in length
FearsomeMongoose
No, Babies don’t come out of there ! That’s a lie!
atomright2718
I was going to make a joke about baby fractions. But no one likes math jokes - they're all by the numbers.
kikimo04
Say what you want but lazy "vanilla" sex that leaves both people happy is wonderful. I'm tired, ain't got energy for all those gimmicks.
RestRight
Sucks you get gimmicks
BlondieBlon
32yo here! Amen!
palmo
I don't need you to call me daddy or cosplay or whatever for sex to be enjoyable. But it can be fun
W1ckedw1lly01
I totally agree and its so visually amazing for the guy :)
ElbowdeepinElmo
Sure it can be wonderful but don't claim you're gonna do a triple backflip in between...it's just about honesty, really ^^
kikimo04
I don't, that just sounds exhausting. I will leave the acrobatics to the young and sexually insecure/inexperienced.
dogpile
That works for sure, BUT long relationships can def benefit from some spice around year 10. Don’t forget to keep it fresh.
FrolickingFrolicking
Why would you need to put spice in a cake
dogpile
Because you start thinking the cake is stale, so you get out some new icing and you remember you love that cake.
mynamespaul
Having vanilla missionary sex while moaning devious sexual fantasies into each others ears is the real lazy-kinky sex.
Scotia
Amen! (I'm 33)
nipaxon
Second that. I am 34 years old
albaboss
Preach! (I’m 29)
knowallknownothing
Vanilla ice cream is better than no ice cream!
kikimo04
Vanilla ice cream, real homemade vanilla ice cream with steeped vanilla beans, all smooth and creamy, that is some good shit so...
fbutt09
Yeah, at that age now, just get it over and done with. Also agreeing to a certain time is nowadays preferred
imonlyhereforusersubmitted
36 here and that’s very sad to read… each to his own I guess
ohheyimalex
Same. 35 and I refuse to believe that a spicy love life dies with children. They do sleep eventually…
fbutt09
When kids come along. Life changes. Especially demanding kids. Priorities change.
ohheyimalex
It’s cool if you don’t need a high quality bang every now and then, but make sure your spouse is on the same page. Otherwise… trouble
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
I am just getting into BDSM in my 30s, might be a late bloomer.
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TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Yeah, took a while and a trusting relationship to fully get to terms that I can be dominant in a healthy way.
DoctorMe
Good for you. But BDSM is not all about sex tho, it has mamy other beautiful aspects to it.
TheProofIsInDePudding
This also takes all the pressure off from turning sex into a performance
W1ckedw1lly01
Omg totally this. Just enjoy doing what you're doing, together. No need to do anything more.
FearsomeMongoose
Found the 30+ year-old !
infernopg
Bruh I'm 35 and I'm down with 90% of that freaky shit ^^ don't lump us all together
TeaOverdose
i had sex in many places, many ways, and with many people in my 20s. now i just want a comfy bed, lots of time, and no risk of being caught.
graceinsheepsclothing
Are you still hiding?
Schokioki
Lol, I'm 30+ and I love that shit
transientmind
I remember in my early 20s being told, “You’re past your sexual prime already.” I was disbelieving, but he gave me a simple example. 1/?
transientmind
He said, “OK, so. You know how sometimes when you don’t really feel like sex?” I said, “Yeah?” And he just shrugged and smiled. 2/x
transientmind
And I was like “oh my god. I AM past my prime.” And he nodded sagely saying, “You’re not a teenager anymore.” 3/3
kikimo04
35 and so glad I never have to be in my twenties ever again, fuck that miserable bullshit
Onoratha
I don't know I did enjoy when my injuries healed instead of becoming small permanent disabilities
SadToSay
Preach
colscats
52 here & still trying new stuff
Clemptor
are you kidding? All of the freaks are older. You don't see 20 somethings at sex clubs.
OverpricedCrayon
Hey I resent that comment. I’m 34 and still have tons of energy!
birneysdad
(between the naps)
OverpricedCrayon
I don’t take naps thank you very much.