DutchDudeDeliveres
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Jul 9, 2017 9:56 PM
DutchDudeDeliveres
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CChowder
This is cute.
mookiedoi360
Get him grandma get him!
tz07
OMPundit
Grandma just being awesome
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DutchDudeDeliveres
You asked i did it for you Master.
IWannaShowYouThis
As cute as grandma is, he asked why he needed someone. Her logic is that he needs her because she needs him. That's trait 1 of psycho GF
IWannaShowYouThis
(I'm joking. Everyone flips the logic and gets the cause/effect wrong, that's all grandma did. Nothing unusual.)
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Night, OP
whywouldyouaskmethat
Classic OP
DutchDudeDeliveres
Night.
ccrushh
my grandma used to take ambien but stay up anyways and do this on fb all night
shanikwa
Posting direct messages as statuses is the true sign ur an attention whore. But that's ok I did that in middle school too, Ull grow outta it
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Too bad I fucked his Gma
StRocketScience
This joke didn't work out
VolunteerForSnuSnu
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Yep, we're gonna chalk this one up as a loss
thatauzzieguy
What grandma uses "Thanx"?
yonasux
The fake staged ones...
Sirsir94
The drunk ones
morningxafter
The cool kind.
CommentMalone
Idonthavealottosay
A grandma that uses fb
bobthebuilder6
My grandma had a notecard next to the computer. Also, she fwd me a lot of chain mail, 3 bible quotes and 1 dirty joke about once a week.
BenderBenderBender
My grandma used to send me Facebook messages all the time. She had adopted a lot of internet slant. "Ur", "thx", "luv u", etc.
walterdouche
"Used to" :(
BenderBenderBender
Yeah...i still go back and read the messages from time to time. It is bittersweet but reading them brings back good memories. :)
LaikaTheSpaceBitch
It's actually Tyler Perry in disguise...
Noxcado
Idk my BFF Rose.
MasterNateT
Even after being told that I know who is texting me, my grandpa still signs his texts "luv gpa"
luumegusta
My dad uses 'Thx' on a daily basis so yeah
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
icelaw
Maybe the kind that just "knows of" the words, like those who think "circle jerk" means say when customer service throws you around
Camali45
My grandma used to get stoned and teach us how to build ham radios. She was the first person I knew to finish Oregon trail.
Randomlynn
The first?! I don't think I've met anyone who finished it!
JuJuBe15
If by finish you mean get to Oregon, I managed that. But only by killing my weakest off at the beginning. Full party never made it for me.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
woke grandma
FlatPlutoSociety
My dad's almost 70. He writes like that in texts because he learned texting from his students in the early 2000s. It's... weird.
FrodosMissingFinger
My dad used to write "eye" in text because he didn't know how to capitalize I on his flip phone, and though "i" looked stupid
Poopoopeepeevagina
My grandma uses the computer for solitaire
SpottedWillowOwl
I miss being able to use the computer for solitaire. Not in an app or online. Just...came with the computer. And ski free.
Assfullofbread
Haha mine too. She still has that computer screen with the huge back, can't remember the name
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
CRT.
McKavian
the same kind that uses 'JUSR' rather than just. Some people make typos.
theliquidsteak
Don't forget a lot of grandparents are only 50 meaning , AOL messenger was in full swing when they mid 30's. Assuming the kid is 14-15
HoneyBadgerM400Edit
Based on the post he is 21 wheneven it was posted. But people forget shoethand was a class back in the day, it wasnt invented in the 90s
Fistytheclown
Just curious...what is shoethand? What is a shoeth?
ContinuallySenseless
It's a secret that shall never be revealed to the grammar nazis!