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this turned out better then expected
fp edit: NOT OC, please, give the credits to this twitter user https://twitter.com/Jewelots_/status/831294102251663364
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omegaentity
I'd be willing to make penis-shaped leather charms for $115 a pop. Any takers?
OshyuOshyu18
The pet at the end makes it.
BrandoliRavioli
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
BORK
JohnPaulAlonso101
Dafuq is the Username
Tealeaf101
"Very penis, much bone, such WOW" shiba probably
HonestIsMyNameMemesAreMyGame
I'm doing that loud not quite snorting laugh thing. Well done
Nicholasdrew91
I thought he was going to trick people into buying a dog bone key charm, but really it's a dick key charm.
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
It's like Monty Python: The Next Generation
SparelyFunctional
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
IT'S...
CorneliusCornwall
The ministry of silly gifs welcomes you
AssamLaksa
Ooh, I wanna watch that.
weareallcats
It's not the size of the bag charm that matters, it's what you do with it
Isorikk
Does that bag charm come with a blow job to commemorate the time you paid $115 for a dick shaped bag charm?
IAlwaysUpvoteDumps
wow such dick
BlackElkSpeaks
Why does this get so many upvotes ? A friend wants to know :9
Emilianne
It's not the size of the bag charm that matters, it's what you do with it...
SirScarface69
Seems like they know what their selling...
rkagerer
I like what you do with it.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
+1 for fp edit
ackerjaw
As a Nordstrom employee, that's Nordstrom's website, and it's all sold out.
Bellatrixismymother
Nordstrom? Nordstrom.
ArcaneEmma
ALinguisticHermit
Charm link: http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/j-w-anderson-bag-charm/4496982
bluekraken
i can make it better with different lettering... for $20.. hmmm maybe i will.. i can get people to buy balls of yard mud with moss, why not
sundaymondayhippyday
And Ivankas clothes didn't sell? How?
klar971
I appreciate the reviews haha
ydna23
That dog has 2 dicks in it's mouth....
Roiezz
antiviro
This is genius.
Madcowdsis
I always find this better than the original version
irnub
generally whenever someone posts this one it's customary to reply with the original, and then reply to that with the reverse, and so on.
Greatwood
VadFanRickard
:o Why does it start with Ed Edd and Eddy and then turn into the queen of ashes (I forgot the English name)?!
JavaBeanJohnny
Sounds like your glitchong. Does that for me to sometimes. Its actually a gif of Belle
TheParadox101
+1 for how i met your mother
BannedForNSFW03
heuruki
i'm a straight man but damn that looks weirdly hot... wtf
BannedForNSFW03
It might be the school girl outfit and the pigtails.
sundaymondayhippyday
MrNight48
hmm that's a new gif i haven't seen
Honeybadger2198
Is no one going to mention that badass masking?
LapsisBeeftech
Got any advice and links to where I can mask like that? I would have cut that shit out by hand with the poly-lasso tool!
TheKrand
Really seemed like a lot of work!
kmlkmljkl
and how?? duplicate, mask, and then link the layers or something?
that3DGuy
Tak.
imnotthatdude
Why do you ask if you know how to do it :)
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
I drew doge from that photo when I was like fifteen
ManyStaples
twinkiedog
i love it
haHAaaaaaahhh
what are you like now? 6?
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
Six and a half!! Gosh >:(
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RadRacoon
He is probably 19 since the picture he posted was drawn in 2013 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
Yep, I will be in May
GODMethyl
He isn't the brightest.
SpacedPanda
was that yesterday?
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
Got me good. Nah, you can tell that's pretty old since I'm much better after recently starting to redraw it
AssamLaksa
That's amazing!
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
thank you!
feyd
So two days ago, then.
peridotstar
You're really good :) are you gonna post what it looks like when you're done?
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
Thank you! I would if I planned on finishing it. I started it last year and got pretty bored haha
peridotstar
lol
russelllease899000
I wonder if it's Vera Wang
Sekolah
Hah +1
hogeyegrex
Looks more like a Prince Albert.
DanglingNuts
^ hesrightyouknow.jpg
TheGiggityGuy
CityBarTheFuckCanIGetYa
Heh had to scroll back to upvote this. +1 comment
Favri
I think so, in Dick Tracy yellow
NoForethought
My mind jumbled 'j.W.ANderson' and baG .. thought it was called a wang charm.
glozinglocal
Or Alexanders Wang
SlippedInPeepeeAtTheCostco
******THAN****************
thehoopiestfrood
****calm down****
CityBarTheFuckCanIGetYa
Yeah but maybe it turned out better and then he expected?
MongoOnlyPawnInChessGameOfLife
Triggered...
SlippedInPeepeeAtTheCostco
CockroachMilk
my mistake
RockmanModelZ
my misteak
emkev
Your mistake? Fuck you Unforgivable Bastard!
CockroachMilk
this is one way to deal with it and I respect it greatly
zorock
$115 for a dick shaped bag charm?!? Do people actually buy this shit?
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NoOneFromNowhereWithNothingToSay
Good job proving your own point.
Cheomesh
That better be real gold leather.
CommanderCaribou
Fashion
BishlamekGurpgork
Look at the "Details and Care". It's not the size of the bag charm. It's what you do with it. They know EXACTLY what it looks like.
DoublevBomb
People bought Kanoe North's $400 plain white teeshirts.
Mavgurian
... they came with 350 for charity, right? RIGHT?
kofunstuff
Don't forget, people bought this: https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailydot.relaymedia.com/amp/unclick/cards-against-humanity-bullshit/?client=m
BigChuckLee
They're good dogs, brent
Attacker732
Sinisfun
You're not just the hero we need but the hero we want
AKA24
Sadly yes. I worked for Nordstrom. That company sucks!!!!
aviangeneticist
short answer: Yes.
ProJunior
hanshotthird
GNiko
Whoa there, let's back down a bit! For a start, what in the tarnation is a "bag charm"?
chrisdafish
Ever looked through the online versace store
dickeusbutteus
I'll have you know I own 12
PleaseNotTheFace
I bet you do.
vintagebroad
It got 5 stars buddy!
ohthatsgood
Of course not! *slides one dick shaped bag charm under desk*
flashmozzg
There is apple logo on the back.
Lostondaweb
$230* for a boner.
pixiecutter
there's an ig "fashion" blogger by the name of sarah tondello who has purses for her purses. there's always more and it's always worse
Solsjo
Y'all haven't read the actual reviews? http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/j-w-anderson-bag-charm/4496982
SexyClaptrap
Actual reviews are gone, but the description is great.
AqualadTheRealMVP
welcome to china.
moxiepillar
Free shipping. Think of the savings
rubbarz
But the brand name is on it!!!
pwnz805
But the description! " it's not the size of the bag charm that matters it's what you do with it"
Dirtypocket
I own 3 of them
kiikkPumpkinJumper
Bro is J W ANDERSON!!!
MrPredator
There are people out there who buy shit for $30 to $40 a bag.
Pyriaks
Consumerism
espressoandpostrock
I was looking for tees online and there are placed selling plain tees for like $700. It boggles the mind.
flashmozzg
There is apple logo on the back.
Placentaur
The price is for the name, not the product. So dumb.
coollama1
"It's not the size of the bag charm that matters. It's what you do with it"
LogicalSenselessness
Uh yeah J.W. Anderson. Maybe you've heard of it?
bluekraken
nope too... seems obscure to me.
Kkenn
It's made from real skin
haHAaaaaaahhh
*foreskin
temujin9
Have you seen the U.S. President? People will buy anything.
SirRedPanda
Would pay 200 for a dick shaped whistle
SamuRaiPaladin
Can it be plastic? Cuz I have one of those. And would sell it for 200 dollars.
SirRedPanda
I don't have money rn so i could maybe offer some other kind of payment
cooliguess
Yes.
DudeonImgur
As a DC resident, this is actually in the mid-to-average range price for the "nice things" here. $200 would be the high norm for a keychain
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DudeonImgur
Original question is "do people buy this shit," I am saying they do. Expensive useless shit, yes
emkev
Bullshit. Also, move. Try hard.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Somebody got their jimmies rustled holy shit
DudeonImgur
Well no, people do own expensive things. Try hard!? I just a witness, Im not involved in those things
masochisticgiggler
3 reviews. There's three of them! THREE!
ILove80s90sActionMoviesAndRelatedGifs
"It's a breeze!!!"
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
"5/5. Best dildo i've ever used on @op 's mom."
Resitas
THREEEEE YOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEE
Anewbadlywrittenpoorlycorectedcommenteveryday
THREE NIGGAS THREEEE NIGGGAAASS YOOOOOOOooooooooOoooOOo!!!!!
NerdN1
Review: "I didn't buy this, but I have to ask: Who in their right mind buys a $115 dick necklace?!"
insomniaticdaydrifter
I think it's a charm for your purse. Somehow I'd rather have the necklace for that price!
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ILove80s90sActionMoviesAndRelatedGifs
Such a statement!
simplydifficult
I was in the middle of doing that and double checked no one had, Nordstrom correct
Skittleballs
MetaSomma
SuchaPunchableFace
It do.
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Ant4N
lol i got a Hanes tshirt.
TheBlueMuppet
Bruh. Respectfully, TheBlueMuppet.
Anlurai
They do. You should see malls in south L.A. Over 400 dollars for a jacket that looks like it could sell at Target for 30, maybe 40.
yourmomsawookie
Friend sells adidas in L.A. Says 85k is is the daily sales with 120k near xmas. Bruh! Athltic wear bruh! Every day bruh!
Anlurai
An associate asked me if I needed help. I told her that it apparently wasn't my kind of store and left.
PubstarHero
I was doing temp work between jobs and ended up Black Friday at Barney's NY. Dear god the stuff they sold there made me cringe. 1/2
PubstarHero
Such as a shirt that looked like it would tear if you looked at it wrong for $300. Just a solid colored shirt.
Yakamuli444
They buy truck nutz don't they? Never underestimate the stupidity of the consumer LOL
NekoMiko06
TIL about Truck Nuts. Honestly, my first thought was an overpriced brand of peanuts aimed at truckers.
Denamic
I'd buy truck nuts. I'd hang them on my friend's cars. If I had friends.
AllYourPeppermintAreBelongToMe
A friend did buy truck nuts and secretly attached them to his friend's shiny brand new car. They came with free tiny keychain nuts! Hahaha!
MastahPetah
Wealth + Internet + Alcohol
DynamicWeight
I still think truck nuts are funny
bsArtst
Not to defend truck nuts, but it's a $20 novelty item and not a $115 key chain.
Mavgurian
As an atheist: Jesus Christ ... never saw or heard of this stuff ... Oo
Birate
... "As an atheist: Jesus Christ"... you know how swearing works, right?
Birate
... "As an atheist: Jesus Christ"... you know how swearing works, right?
RocZX
But free shipping
CouncilmanJeremyJamm
Butt*
whatever456742
It like they are paying you!!!!
JupiterJedi
You get what you pay for. I have the cheap knockoff version. I can't tell you how many times I've had to replace it.
MehWasTooShort
Good think I took these economics classes
VodkaPls
I'm guilty of buying things I never really needed because of free shipping.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Consumerism in a nutshell.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I will spend $300+ on something and hesitate when I am asked of I want to spend $3.99 on shipping.
tabIeandchairs
That's how they bone you
orgeezuz
Literal double entendre
UncleMoustache
10TA
Pretty sure they bone you either way with this charm
Buckbeak1486
This boner of a pun deserves to be Top Comment
ashmenon
For free? Hot damn, sign me up.
Temptationsmeowmix
I always go for the good deals like buy one get one free even though i dont need it
forallthewins
"Buy one get one free vitamins?? Better get 46!"
squishymitten
PatrikLilja
That's the way to earn money. Just imagine how much profit for each sale...
Highyena
It's young FANG!
haquie
They don't need to spend a fuck ton on that all these fuckers need to do is raid my closet I got tons of fat clothes
wobbu
damn that looks comfy
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
*High.
analmucus
THAT SHIRT IS FROM YUME NIKKI!!!!!
Xuphra
That's a fashion show where designers can show off their art. Not a store dude.
shittywokmayitakeyourorder
Actually no. Plenty of the garments you see on the runway are sold in real life. Rick Owens is a solid example.
exilete
A crap-ton of labels do RTW shows. Interesting how you mentioned Rick specifically, he's my favourite.
shittywokmayitakeyourorder
Yes indeed. I really appreciate conceptual fashion. Which is not the case of this absurd trinket...
Ulthirm
he's asian it just looks bigger /s
squishymitten
BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?!?
(same designer)
TwoCheese
That looks awesome
ocdmn
That's designed for American sized, I guess
cuttlefishsticks
Okay, I get that's weird for fashion, but seriously, this designer totally gets what I want in life, just wrap me in sweaters and blankies.
sheanar
People were buying rocks in little leather cases for $75 a pop over xmas.
AdrianDunne
Wait, what?
sheanar
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/made-solid-medium-leather-wrapped-stone/4497177
AdrianDunne
We're doomed as a species.
Kudoskid
85 actually. Fucking unbelievable.
Mairoa
................
alsoAzrael
Best review: "10/10 smells like the ground."
sheanar
Maybe they were stoned?
dweadpiewitwobbits
*pets his rocks*
TK421isAFK
Shit, people pay thousands of dollars for rocks dug up from the ground for a few dollars.
cerussite
To be fair some of us really really like rocks.
practicallyperfect
... they're minerals, Jesus Marie!
TK421isAFK
I do, too, but I really hate the slavery that is used to bring them to fancy stores. The idea that "blood diamonds don't exist anymore" 1/2
cerussite
Ohhh those rocks. That makes more sense. I thought you meant all rocks in general, but I was very tied at the time :P
TK421isAFK
is completely false. Most natural diamonds and dug up by slaves, many of them children. 2/2