Not even that sometimes; horses are very soulful creatures, they're powerful physicality makes people afraid of them but they themselves are skittish and one could even say shy.
So they appreciate a person who shows them no fear, who loves them and spends time with them, brushes them and gives them that physical contact all animals, humans included, need in life.
I don't suggest brazenly walking up to one as they are dangerous, but just talking to them calmly, looking in their eyes as you 1/
Approach. I sometimes think they can understand us, I know that might sound stupid or insane but on some level just like with dogs there's a link that transcends words. Imho horses are man's 2nd best friend, and everyone can benefit from knowing a horse or two. *end horse girl rant* 2.
I grew up poor but in rural Montana. One house shared a fence with a horse pasture. I would pet them and feed them grass and apples. One time we found a stray horse, got it back to the house and called people who called people and figured out whose it was.
I mean, morally I don't personally object, but I do question the critical thinking involved. "In July 2005 near the small rural town of Enumclaw, Washington, Kenneth Pinyan also known as "Mr. Hands" died from internal injuries sustained while engaging in a sexual act with a horse." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)
A horse's dick is longer than some guys are tall. We're talking Vlad The Impaler X rated. "A horse's penis is about 50 centimeters long and 2.5 to 6 centimeters in diameter when not erect. When erect, the penis can increase in length and thickness by three to four times, and the glans can increase by three to four times as well." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_anatomy That's 150-200cm or 4'11" - 6' 5" just in length.
I can't believe that I'm responding to this... No. A horse's dick is not between 4 and 7 feet long. That doesn't even make any sense. A horse cock is, on average, about 18 inches. Source: I know how big horses are and their dicks aren't constantly dragging along the ground.
Down the Wikipedia page under "Stallion": "the penis, which, when housed within the prepuce, is 50 cm (20 in) long and 2.5 to 6 cm (0.98 to 2.36 in) in diameter with the distal end 15 to 20 cm (5.9 to 7.9 in) and when erect, increases by 3 to 4 times." - 20 inches x 4 = 80 inches. That's 6 feet 8 inches. You make sense and logically I believe you, but Wikipedia is *mostly* accurate. Poor wording on thier part maybe?
zeacorzeppelin10
Cute.
Frakon
Yo the comments just casually pro zoophilia wtf
YippeeKayakOB
Wow. That's an absolute unit
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
RussianMafia1337
Something something Mr Hands.
WynnCreek
His name? Mr Hands
HypnagogicHallucinations
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
CaveCanem
my grandpa was doing that with his horse and it bit him in the jaw and destroyed most of his teeth
Thefsm
Sarah jessica Parker always gets the cute guys
WindowStreetJournal
Horse has a good taste.
Lachwen
Jeez, look at the neck on that unit.
PaddyPatrick
I would t say no to either stud
Fendeezy
"Why" *smooch* "isn't" *smooch* "the curse" *smooch* "breaking?!" *smooch*
MashedTaters9
That is a unit of a horse
MrFancyPanzer
KamonDS
thicc
stvnto
minkuschild
That's as weird as those weirdos who mouth kiss dogs
bustyalexa
Idk a horse doesn't lick ass and I've never seen a horse east poop.
minkuschild
I've seen a horse eat a snake
WiiShaker
That's love. Horses are also very emotionally intelligent animals. I can admire the trust.
pibyte
HONSE!
GamiCross
As BUILT as that horse is? I'd see that guy as cute too!
TeddyMoment
@ElbowDeepInAHorse ummm... you wanna weigh in here?
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Someone was elbow deep in a horse after this
fnoigy
My main thought
DarwinsWeasel
Or neigh in, as you want...
quintessentialrob
@ahorseelbowdeepinme would probably be more likely to weigh in
ahorseelbowdeepinme
R100GSPD
Horse ate his face, Dewey knows more...
Ansph
Such a great show
jammer909
Wait... What happened to Grandma?
NightOwlRally
Horse ate her face.
Sleepy360
Put dad on the phone.
paullyboy1999
Horse ate his face. Dewey knows more about it than I do
truthader
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
This is a Međimurje! They're a very rare draft breed from Croatia!!!! Dream horse for me
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
ruint
When racing them: "It's a nack and neck finish, somebody get out the yardstick!"
AutobotPrincess
solidly built
avavilina
What a CHONK!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
1 unit of absolute.
RenaldoMooon
“Can’t you see this horse loves me?”
szpet627
notblubber
I got that reference. And I don't have the meme handy.
warmhandsduke
Silverado?
RenaldoMooon
Yep. “I had a gal do that to me. It didn't make her my wife.”
CogentMoment
I would kill for a horse friend
poocolonel3030
I would kill also.
GravyEducation
OddlyPacific
KiddR78
I wonder if this would work for candy cigarettes.
Lassannn
ConsumerOfStories
Probably just give him apples and he'll warm up to you
poopingoravoidingeyecontact
FrancsTireur
Not even that sometimes; horses are very soulful creatures, they're powerful physicality makes people afraid of them but they themselves are skittish and one could even say shy.
So they appreciate a person who shows them no fear, who loves them and spends time with them, brushes them and gives them that physical contact all animals, humans included, need in life.
I don't suggest brazenly walking up to one as they are dangerous, but just talking to them calmly, looking in their eyes as you 1/
FrancsTireur
Approach. I sometimes think they can understand us, I know that might sound stupid or insane but on some level just like with dogs there's a link that transcends words. Imho horses are man's 2nd best friend, and everyone can benefit from knowing a horse or two. *end horse girl rant* 2.
jacblake
“I would die for a horse friend.” -Mr. Hands
tentacularfleshscape
Mr hands was the horse
Intrspace
He died for his horse friend 😢
AvidApostate
You don't need to kill. You just need lots and lots of money.
SteveTheEgg
I grew up poor but in rural Montana. One house shared a fence with a horse pasture. I would pet them and feed them grass and apples. One time we found a stray horse, got it back to the house and called people who called people and figured out whose it was.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
So only kill people with lots of money?
petpet3d
Killing it is then
SalmonTheWise
It's a lucrative market.
iamdeadlol
Look as long as the horse consents, you do whatever you want with him. I don't judge.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
I mean, morally I don't personally object, but I do question the critical thinking involved. "In July 2005 near the small rural town of Enumclaw, Washington, Kenneth Pinyan also known as "Mr. Hands" died from internal injuries sustained while engaging in a sexual act with a horse." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(2007_film)
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
And so it was written, so it shall come to pass.
Bobothehobomcjojo
The things I've seen fit up butts just proves that man's bloodline was weak. Also, I've got family in Enumclaw and that's where I get my cider from.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
A horse's dick is longer than some guys are tall. We're talking Vlad The Impaler X rated. "A horse's penis is about 50 centimeters long and 2.5 to 6 centimeters in diameter when not erect. When erect, the penis can increase in length and thickness by three to four times, and the glans can increase by three to four times as well." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_anatomy That's 150-200cm or 4'11" - 6' 5" just in length.
Bobothehobomcjojo
I can't believe that I'm responding to this... No. A horse's dick is not between 4 and 7 feet long. That doesn't even make any sense. A horse cock is, on average, about 18 inches. Source: I know how big horses are and their dicks aren't constantly dragging along the ground.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
Aw. Now you've gone and ruined my whole evening.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
They call him... ...The Drag.
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
Down the Wikipedia page under "Stallion": "the penis, which, when housed within the prepuce, is 50 cm (20 in) long and 2.5 to 6 cm (0.98 to 2.36 in) in diameter with the distal end 15 to 20 cm (5.9 to 7.9 in) and when erect, increases by 3 to 4 times." - 20 inches x 4 = 80 inches. That's 6 feet 8 inches. You make sense and logically I believe you, but Wikipedia is *mostly* accurate. Poor wording on thier part maybe?
Foehammer262
supercerealsteph
How you gonna watch a horse pin it’s ears when you pet it and then keep tryna be it’s friend? Time to bite a tiddy.
GravyEducation
Good horse
nojustsayitdont
Nipped the O'l Nipple. Bet the horses name is Nippsey and she didn't ask why before engaging.
Knightendae
That's an easy way to lose a nipple
ChewyTheWookie
I could see that coming
JesusToldMe
Are you hiding a carrot in there? - horse.
uplookdont
Why does she keep letting him do it?
MasterMookie
Because she likes it.
reineseele
Kinky lady is kinky.
TexMexHex
Horse girls can be weird
ChickenChickenBurningBright
"ow, my titty"
GravyEducation
Hi ho Silver awaaay
qtRaven
szpet627
Carl99
There's one of her shooting later and doing it so she doesn't hurt herself.
szpet627
Carl99
I don't have it to hand, i just remember seeing this posted before and that then posted in response.