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Dec 19, 2016 3:57 AM
SendMeASelfie
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notdeanwinchester
She's working out, you're at home procrastinating.
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Lol
Mohead12
The weight of finding that out must have made her really sore.
ScrotusMcgoatus
TheHardestArtery
Was she a dumb belle?
nathanpietrobarton
Feel free to exercise your right to call it quits
TheHardestArtery
Experts say never to pick up anything over the weight you can handle
momordicacharantia
Ugh.
donottouchdonut
Best workout ever
Eeeeee6
EvanTabler
motorwaffle
Breaking up via pun may be the only thing worse than breaking up via text.
davebeastly
Shouldn't this be a tiger?
IUpvoteCorgis
Maybe you could have sent her a card-io
SendMePornAndNudes
and now she is the ym leader
MrEncore
well start singing
ShamnusMcfee
Have you tried speaking to a marriage counselor?
melelm
Why did you want to ditch her at a gym? Oh... Wait.
surrealseal
So this ex, where does she fall on the crazy/hot scale.
JsyShaggy
Look on the positive - at least you don't have to buy Christmas presents
Flaxon
No wonder she complains about your stamina.
atren2ndcross
whiskeytango73
Had to read it twice...+1
DukeBombadil
wait, are you trying to tell us you masturbated in the parking lot?
adobesubmarine
Should maybe have been Terrible Tiger?
ihopethisworks1985
That's a paddlin'
SendMeASelfie
Single* fuck IM SINGLY GUYS
17AndDeadInside
Gj
BurningVeryImportantThings
I feel ya OP I am recently single after 7 1/2 years together... Dating gets weird in your 30s...
whensdoesitstop
Wait...do you mean https://media.giphy.com/media/hVOWYlmPDaUqk/giphy.gif
LTParry
How did you...What in the hell? 'E' and 'Y' aren't even close
snowgim
When there's so many memes that I didn't realise it was a typo and thought I was just behind the times.
assman21
Lol
ShoppingCartRodeo
Singly and ready to mingly
scottheduck
You're bigly singly?
JesusSavesButGretzkyGrabsTheReboundAndScores
Is that like singlish?
SendMeASelfie
Ish yeah
Youmaynotagree
Congrats lol? I mean..just the way you broke up with her, I bet wrecked her night. Was she a shitty person or just not up to your standard?
smeckledorf
Are you slow
UpvoteNazi
lol I'm pretty sure it's just a story for the meme.
MetaVulture
Jingly jiggly he got the singly.
astromoondoggie
I just assumed being single made you all tingly.
Spifflelight
Thus a new term was born: Singly [Newly single by choice and excited about it]. "I'm feeling so singly after getting rid of Sue"
SendMeASelfie
Come over my parents aren't home
IUpvoteCorgis
Was she not pulling her weight? Was the weight of the relationship too much? Need your spirits lifted?
vincexe
Lift the weight off your chest. It gets hard to breath if you don't.
ConfederacyOfDunces
She wasn't doing squat for OP. They ended up having quite the row, and then she lunged for OP.
FrecklesAreMyFavoriteThing
Buckbeak1486
I do Crossfit.
Steffanolo
I don't drink.
tremonti
We get it, you vape.
blkbox
I only lift free range gluten free weights.
gaijinsmash
im a vegan
YepUsernameChecksOut
I'm a feminism
falseinformationaboutthings
I don't expect the Spanish Inquisition
gaijinsmash
(not an actual vegan)
WallyBro
It's too late. You've made your choice
gaijinsmash
*sigh* I guess I made my bed and now must lay in it. No one would ever go back on their word (insert hillary and trump gifs)