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Oct 1, 2016 9:33 PM
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HoneyBadger095
Where are your papers?
astromoondoggie
Father of the Year? Who was he competing against that year, Alec Baldwin?
Promethianfire
Suggest that when someone makes eye contact, she either gives an exaggerated approving or disapproving look and makes a checkmark.
Scada67
dont forget to ask her to shake her head and make the "tsk tsk" sound while ticking the clipboard.
TJ3027
bloodhd81
This is awesome
muhvitus
he's raising a troll
rwiggy09
This is why women are so organized
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
She should look at something and then disapproving shake her head like: hm hm, no
wildcatfan4life
Christmas seems to be starting earlier every year.
spitfires2000
Does she also maintain eye contact to establish dominance?
newsguycraigevans
Or, does she make eye contact, does she lose it if the check list is taken away, does she compulsively need to make checks?
PrincessNakedMoleRat
My daughter got a soccer ball today. I found a to do list: 1.Wake up: any time. 2.Eat breakfast: the time I wake up. 3.Watch TV: when I'm
PrincessNakedMoleRat
eating breakfast. 4.Play with ball.
Painfulllyred
Check:Check
SSlack
Lol you should be happy. She's picking out gifts for you lol. Ain't that the power tools aisle?
MelfsAcidArrow
Who is Bottlerocket and how is he verified?
TrustyFart
My daughter does this too. She names random things and then says, "Check!" and makes a mark on the notepad.
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
Is she interested in a career as an internal auditor?
Papasmurfblueballs
iiVipeZz
"Insecure shopper, check"
Nuuuuuwong
|(u,v)| =< ||u|| ||v|| amirite?
yesthisisturbo
✔️????
jazza420
✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
Excalibuttster
How
NotBatmansBreastroke
✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
darkhorse9933
Your kid has a great future in government.
Tyrannotron
Or just walking into areas the public isn't allowed into.
myhusbandgotmehooked
A tiny Leslie Knope
itmightbeuselessinformation
DrunkBarbaraWalters
Jane Kerkovich Jr.
tr3kstar
She'll make bureaucrat grade 31 in no time.
Hanyolo420
Can confirm. Source: I work in government and find myself putting check marks everywhere
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
ron swanson would hire her
TomFletcherrr
Yessss
ICantFindAGoodOneYouGuys
OSHA
whatbuttondoipush
L & I
Gerrery
No it doesn't. She is adorable. Stop using your daughter as a tool to harass people. Shame on you.
Babellon
really, thats hilarious.
2182934
1) My daughter like tocross items off the check list. If it’s not on the list, she give you a dirty look as she writes it down to
2182934
2) then cross it off the list.
AegonTheBastardTargaryen
thats molly weasley your raising there
LullabyJones
Aka. Badass Supreme.
juniorman00
Mom, they have 15 different types of condoms and 20 choices of lube. Which do you think Dad would prefer?
pacey5714
Sweetheart, we stopped trusting condom companies after we had you
GoodbyeCassini
You just don't get it, man! Big Prophylactic wants more people around so that more people buy condoms!
isvara
"Oh, sweetie, you're too young to get pregnant. Get all the lubes, though."
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Damn it you made me laugh
Girtouh
And just as i read this comment, "New on steam" shoves the game "Mad Father" over my screen...
SomeCrazyNerd
O.O.
tomHaverfordEntertainment720
Jesus that turned dark.
ifuckinghateeveryone
That's where my mind went reading the initial comment anyway
CorneliusCornwall
Oh sweety we don't use condoms. That's why you're here
Satinsball
"Yes and I think you should start using them now."
juniorman00
Noice!!
CorneliusCornwall
As far as lubes concerned, mommys moister than an oystet so no worries there