Mar 28, 2018 7:28 AM
Korbendallas71
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Aeav8r
The HMS Hood downvoted this
chipnoskip
The terror of the sea...
Derginsdrogalot
In May of nineteen forty-one the war had just begun The Germans had the biggest ship, they had the biggest guns...
iusedtokickfootballs
shouldnt it be destroyed if its a realistic model?
ymerejo42
And now Johnny Horton is running through my head...
nattyd20
B7
DidNotInhale
Sunk by bi-planes
StoneNL
Hope you not posting this from the UK.
FluffySalamandr
I 'ope you've got your Nazi boat license, mate.
HighrockTendales
I got that reference
ImagurBro
That picture is grossly offensive, he’ll be hearing from the authorities soon.
imgursample
That is a ship, Nazi boat.
Treblaine
"Nein, zis ish entirely within zee Versailles Treaty! Zis is... uhh... ein fishing boot!"
Dots77
I hope you've got a Nazi model licence mate?
MustardAddict
Someone's not getting invited to the next Yom Kippur
I hate fish parties
Haha come for the wine
TheFallOfTroyML
Would be illegal for me to own. And i am not joking
ninetenduh
Ownership isn't even illegal in Germany you could just describe it as art if anyone ever asks.
Mishn0
I believe there's a loophole for this application.
JesseSlayer
Swastika censorship is stupid.
It is !
BigJewishHulk
I don't think that symbol should be illegal. You can't collect ww2 stuff if you wanted to then? What about reinectemnt (*spelling)?
Nope, austria has a very strict law that makes it illegal to own any nazi stuff
GuW69
Are communist symbols illegal too? (some are in Poland I think)
Not that i am aware of, as far as i know only nazi stuff
HatredandVitriol
Watch out! It's the RAF!
stuckballz
We've got to sink the bismark cause the world depends on us
Studoku
Amazing dedication. I have to ask though- why a Nazi ship with a giant swastika on it?
Don't know why really, just fancied it. Thanks
ChuckKarma
Jew may find that your painstaking work has very little resale value.
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
JeremySandstorm
My grandfathers neighbor was a navigator on the plane that found this mofo!
That's crazy, small world
RedBearAK
Lilu Dallas MultiPass!
lordfluffycus
I wonder how many people are gonna message you saying NAZI!
Lol lost count. People just see it out of context and decide to be offended. Seems to be more from the US side than Europe strangely
Well that makes sense. Europeans dont really care much about that. The US got into the war near the end and it feels too proud.
labtob
great, now set it on fire.
apatheticantisocialite
What glue do you use for the photo etch? I"m finishing up a Graf Spee and the super glue i'm using for the railings is making a mess.
I use a gel type CA. I apply a little bit of it with a sharp cocktail stick. Trick is to do short sections maybe an inch at a time
i'll keep that in mind. thanks!
Lifeangel
In May of 1941 the war had just begun, The Germans had the biggest ship, They had the biggest guns, The Bismarck was the fastest ship that
BobbalishBobbus
Guns as big as steers and upvotes as big as trees
For those wondering this is the song by Johnny Horton made for the movie Sink the Bismarck. Give it a listen. https://youtu.be/_RTuaqL-eD4
ElBivo
My dad's hunting party played JH's greatest hits all night while playing poker and pounding booze. Good memories.
This, North to Alaska, and Battle of New Orleans were part of my family's road trip music. So I totally get ya.
MountainsofMadness
Old man used to play them on cassette for road trips as a kid. Still love Johnny Horton.
ever sailed the sea, On her deck were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees
Tsumino79
pretty sure the shimakaze was faster and i think the terrible was faster than that both were destroyers though not battleships
It's just a dang song.
Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship, the Hood, And every British seaman, he knew and understood, They had to sink the
Bismarck, the terror of the sea, Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees, We'll find the German battleship that's
makin' such a fuss, We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us, Hit the decks a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut her down, The Hood found the Bismarck on that fatal day, The Bismarck started firin' fifteen miles
james25000
Then came along an obsolete(almost) torpedo plane that dropped an egg and ruined her steering, that was the end of the Bismark.
That's not how the song goes
DarthFutuza
Can you make it rhyme and fit the meter?
konnigvanmessen
I'm actually in the process of making a 1/350 Hood. I'm nowhere near this good though. This is museum-quality, seriously.
Happytimes
Dont mix the two, the Hood might just detonate...
Post a pic when u get the chance. Eyes not cut out for this scale anymore. Thanks for the comment.
progress so far. I have a wood deck so that's y it's all grey. I also chose waterline so I can go "at sea"
Class!!
Ty. I got Lifecolor paints and have IPA in the cup so that's probably why the deck coat is so thin...
I'll follow you so I can watch with interest
Life colour do Kreigsmarine set don't they? I could only try and get close with my colours
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I dunno if you're going for historical accuracy or not, but the deck flag was covered at this point in it's history.
Yeah it was painted over at the start of Rheinubung. This was a few months earlier in the baltic training.
Oh, Well then shouldn't the hull camo extend over the towers?
Holy Scheisse that's good weathering. Nice job man.
Cheers bud. Glad u like it!!
I mean seriously, I don't have the patience for that. I paint it, glue it, and be done with it. The most I do is Mo's camo.
I'm kind of the same man, just this one is for a computation in June. Just wanted to push the boat out a bit.
Competition *
Piscimist
OP I absolutely admire your patience and dedication!!! How long have you been working on this?
designedbyhumans
About 3
Definitely not as bad as it seems. A couple of weeks from opening the box. An hour or so a night. Thanks
trepidity
Great job. Do you prefer ships or just models in general?
Thanks mate. Yeah do a bit of everything! Aircraft some subs and uboats etc
What all did you use, brands included?
The photo etch is ww2 Kreigsmarine generic railings from starling models in the UK. Paints are vallejo acrylics. Swastika is a decal
The kit is MENGS new Bismarck. It's moulded in colours but does need painted if you're fussy about accuracy
cool. My Hood is the Trumpeter (the *only* one) with Lifecolor British set (you can probably tell with one) and I forget the brand for deck.
porcupinebuttsniffer
Can someone tell me what I'm looking at here? Is this a painting? A model ship?
Model ship
A model ship
Super job, kinda potato pictures. Which kit? Revell? What are you going to rig it with? Uschi "rig that thing"?
I'll do some better pics whangarei I'm finished. Yeah poor lighting. Yes... Uschi.003 not looking forward to it really.
Just be methodical. I found that if you can glue both ends to separate points and then stretch the slack to a hook of some sort it's easy.
Here's a pic of my M/S Batory. - I glued the stays to the top of a turnbuckle on each side and then stretch
it over a hook on the mast. Both ends of a signal halyard were glued to a "pully" and the loop stretched over a hook I made from a piece of
PE railing glued to the bridge bulwark. Each piece of railing made three closely spaced hooks. Sort of like a bird's foot.
When I'm finished*
auto-complete from NZ?
FromNowOnIAmEvilAbed
weirdest heli-pad I've ever seen
IQDeclined
Definitely the most racist
McGreed
You should see the helicopter, those fans are freaky.
Honor2552
I wonder if the Heil-copters go “SWAS-SWAS-SWAS-TIKA-SWAS-SWAS-SWAS-TIKA”
proileri
You just need the reich pilot.
TinyLiehon
And placing it just in front of the crossbow? Some choices were made
henryclairmont
“We’ve got to sink the bismark, the world depends on us” *musical tone*
AgolfHiller
I don't get it
superkebab
Heili-pad*
trikks
I see nazing wrong
buntedii
The pilots could nazi where to land otherwise.
ererr
Thought it was Funhaus?
What Nazi is downvoting all the replies
loltard
Sieg heli
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Did you know helipad is actually broken into helip and ad not heli and pad?
TheDouche
I get that reference
BlueskydragonFX
meh...
Vatas
Count Dankula tries to escape Thought Police (2018, colorized)
ENCHANTMEN
Un vepon to surpass metal gear
DMorison
You mean Heil pad, right ;-)
JustAnotherCynicToo
v
PyllyNalleMissionaries
AnonOmis1000
Tjitso
Jawol
Fluffycorn
*Jawohl
Crap, I wasn't sure, I chose wrong, I have failed
Coolbacca
This pun is Göring to the top
zenoshogun
You did Dönitz do that.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
wat
Yea it probably doesn't sound out as well as I hoped, but makes a little more sense as Dönitz was in charge of the Kreigsmarine (navy).
TheFlyingToad
How can you nazi what he did there? I guess it's time for the puns to SStop
HaydenCox
Yeah, ya gotta land the helicopter on it propellers with them pads
Lol. Mmm interesting idea for a early luftwaffe helicopter
TuggSpeedmann
*luftwaffelcopter
Panzerkeks85
http://www.aviastar.org/foto/gallery/flettner/flettner_kolibri_4.jpg
troelsm
They did have some early autogyros. But I’m not sure I would like to use such a thing over open water.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
The Nazis had crazy prototypes for everything. I still love the volks fighter or whatever it was called. No training, just get in the jet.
sneaker2
Get in the fucking Flugzeug, Herr Shinji!!
DapperDeal
I hope this isn't apart of a Nazi fleet of ships in your spare room. I hope there are a lot more allies in your collection.
You guys realize it was a joke on whether he has a Nazi ship collection or a ship collection. Calm yourselves. I think he got the joke.
Yes there are a few :)
daimajin5
OP we need anything to compare for scale. any other images we could look at?
Progress /a/7n8Oj
thank you!
And what's wrong about a fleet of German ships?
Not just German but Nazi ships. You know the people whose goal was world domination and genocide. Idk just weird I guess...
Is that goal any different from the USA?
In almost all regards, yes.
So we ignore the facts and live in your dream world? Cool.
landforgottenbygod
"having german things=nazi" welp this is the reality now
German things? It's a Nazi ship with a Nazi flag. I was mostly joking btw.
can ships be indoctrinated in the nazims? ships in the nazi party yay soo can a ship be capitalist? or comunist?
Aeav8r
The HMS Hood downvoted this
chipnoskip
The terror of the sea...
Derginsdrogalot
In May of nineteen forty-one the war had just begun The Germans had the biggest ship, they had the biggest guns...
iusedtokickfootballs
shouldnt it be destroyed if its a realistic model?
ymerejo42
And now Johnny Horton is running through my head...
nattyd20
B7
DidNotInhale
Sunk by bi-planes
StoneNL
Hope you not posting this from the UK.
FluffySalamandr
I 'ope you've got your Nazi boat license, mate.
HighrockTendales
I got that reference
ImagurBro
That picture is grossly offensive, he’ll be hearing from the authorities soon.
imgursample
That is a ship, Nazi boat.
Treblaine
"Nein, zis ish entirely within zee Versailles Treaty! Zis is... uhh... ein fishing boot!"
Dots77
I hope you've got a Nazi model licence mate?
MustardAddict
Someone's not getting invited to the next Yom Kippur
Korbendallas71
I hate fish parties
MustardAddict
Haha come for the wine
TheFallOfTroyML
Would be illegal for me to own. And i am not joking
ninetenduh
Ownership isn't even illegal in Germany you could just describe it as art if anyone ever asks.
Mishn0
I believe there's a loophole for this application.
JesseSlayer
Swastika censorship is stupid.
TheFallOfTroyML
It is !
BigJewishHulk
I don't think that symbol should be illegal. You can't collect ww2 stuff if you wanted to then? What about reinectemnt (*spelling)?
TheFallOfTroyML
Nope, austria has a very strict law that makes it illegal to own any nazi stuff
GuW69
Are communist symbols illegal too? (some are in Poland I think)
TheFallOfTroyML
Not that i am aware of, as far as i know only nazi stuff
HatredandVitriol
Watch out! It's the RAF!
stuckballz
We've got to sink the bismark cause the world depends on us
Studoku
Amazing dedication. I have to ask though- why a Nazi ship with a giant swastika on it?
Korbendallas71
Don't know why really, just fancied it. Thanks
ChuckKarma
Jew may find that your painstaking work has very little resale value.
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
JeremySandstorm
My grandfathers neighbor was a navigator on the plane that found this mofo!
Korbendallas71
That's crazy, small world
RedBearAK
Lilu Dallas MultiPass!
lordfluffycus
I wonder how many people are gonna message you saying NAZI!
Korbendallas71
Lol lost count. People just see it out of context and decide to be offended. Seems to be more from the US side than Europe strangely
lordfluffycus
Well that makes sense. Europeans dont really care much about that. The US got into the war near the end and it feels too proud.
labtob
great, now set it on fire.
apatheticantisocialite
What glue do you use for the photo etch? I"m finishing up a Graf Spee and the super glue i'm using for the railings is making a mess.
Korbendallas71
I use a gel type CA. I apply a little bit of it with a sharp cocktail stick. Trick is to do short sections maybe an inch at a time
apatheticantisocialite
i'll keep that in mind. thanks!
Lifeangel
In May of 1941 the war had just begun, The Germans had the biggest ship, They had the biggest guns, The Bismarck was the fastest ship that
BobbalishBobbus
Guns as big as steers and upvotes as big as trees
Lifeangel
For those wondering this is the song by Johnny Horton made for the movie Sink the Bismarck. Give it a listen. https://youtu.be/_RTuaqL-eD4
ElBivo
My dad's hunting party played JH's greatest hits all night while playing poker and pounding booze. Good memories.
Lifeangel
This, North to Alaska, and Battle of New Orleans were part of my family's road trip music. So I totally get ya.
MountainsofMadness
Old man used to play them on cassette for road trips as a kid. Still love Johnny Horton.
Lifeangel
ever sailed the sea, On her deck were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees
Tsumino79
pretty sure the shimakaze was faster and i think the terrible was faster than that both were destroyers though not battleships
Lifeangel
It's just a dang song.
Lifeangel
Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship, the Hood, And every British seaman, he knew and understood, They had to sink the
Lifeangel
Bismarck, the terror of the sea, Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees, We'll find the German battleship that's
Lifeangel
makin' such a fuss, We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us, Hit the decks a-runnin' boys and spin those guns around
Lifeangel
When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut her down, The Hood found the Bismarck on that fatal day, The Bismarck started firin' fifteen miles
james25000
Then came along an obsolete(almost) torpedo plane that dropped an egg and ruined her steering, that was the end of the Bismark.
Lifeangel
That's not how the song goes
DarthFutuza
Can you make it rhyme and fit the meter?
konnigvanmessen
I'm actually in the process of making a 1/350 Hood. I'm nowhere near this good though. This is museum-quality, seriously.
Happytimes
Dont mix the two, the Hood might just detonate...
Korbendallas71
Post a pic when u get the chance. Eyes not cut out for this scale anymore. Thanks for the comment.
konnigvanmessen
Korbendallas71
Class!!
konnigvanmessen
Ty. I got Lifecolor paints and have IPA in the cup so that's probably why the deck coat is so thin...
Korbendallas71
I'll follow you so I can watch with interest
Korbendallas71
Life colour do Kreigsmarine set don't they? I could only try and get close with my colours
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I dunno if you're going for historical accuracy or not, but the deck flag was covered at this point in it's history.
Korbendallas71
Yeah it was painted over at the start of Rheinubung. This was a few months earlier in the baltic training.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Oh, Well then shouldn't the hull camo extend over the towers?
konnigvanmessen
Holy Scheisse that's good weathering. Nice job man.
Korbendallas71
Cheers bud. Glad u like it!!
konnigvanmessen
I mean seriously, I don't have the patience for that. I paint it, glue it, and be done with it. The most I do is Mo's camo.
Korbendallas71
I'm kind of the same man, just this one is for a computation in June. Just wanted to push the boat out a bit.
Korbendallas71
Competition *
Piscimist
OP I absolutely admire your patience and dedication!!! How long have you been working on this?
designedbyhumans
About 3
Korbendallas71
Definitely not as bad as it seems. A couple of weeks from opening the box. An hour or so a night. Thanks
trepidity
Great job. Do you prefer ships or just models in general?
Korbendallas71
Thanks mate. Yeah do a bit of everything! Aircraft some subs and uboats etc
konnigvanmessen
What all did you use, brands included?
Korbendallas71
The photo etch is ww2 Kreigsmarine generic railings from starling models in the UK. Paints are vallejo acrylics. Swastika is a decal
Korbendallas71
The kit is MENGS new Bismarck. It's moulded in colours but does need painted if you're fussy about accuracy
konnigvanmessen
cool. My Hood is the Trumpeter (the *only* one) with Lifecolor British set (you can probably tell with one) and I forget the brand for deck.
porcupinebuttsniffer
Can someone tell me what I'm looking at here? Is this a painting? A model ship?
Korbendallas71
Model ship
Korbendallas71
A model ship
Mishn0
Super job, kinda potato pictures. Which kit? Revell? What are you going to rig it with? Uschi "rig that thing"?
Korbendallas71
I'll do some better pics whangarei I'm finished. Yeah poor lighting. Yes... Uschi.003 not looking forward to it really.
Mishn0
Just be methodical. I found that if you can glue both ends to separate points and then stretch the slack to a hook of some sort it's easy.
Mishn0
Here's a pic of my M/S Batory.
- I glued the stays to the top of a turnbuckle on each side and then stretch
Mishn0
it over a hook on the mast. Both ends of a signal halyard were glued to a "pully" and the loop stretched over a hook I made from a piece of
Mishn0
PE railing glued to the bridge bulwark. Each piece of railing made three closely spaced hooks. Sort of like a bird's foot.
Korbendallas71
When I'm finished*
Mishn0
auto-complete from NZ?
FromNowOnIAmEvilAbed
weirdest heli-pad I've ever seen
IQDeclined
Definitely the most racist
McGreed
You should see the helicopter, those fans are freaky.
Honor2552
I wonder if the Heil-copters go “SWAS-SWAS-SWAS-TIKA-SWAS-SWAS-SWAS-TIKA”
proileri
You just need the reich pilot.
TinyLiehon
And placing it just in front of the crossbow? Some choices were made
henryclairmont
“We’ve got to sink the bismark, the world depends on us” *musical tone*
AgolfHiller
I don't get it
superkebab
Heili-pad*
trikks
I see nazing wrong
buntedii
The pilots could nazi where to land otherwise.
ererr
Thought it was Funhaus?
IQDeclined
What Nazi is downvoting all the replies
loltard
Sieg heli
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Did you know helipad is actually broken into helip and ad not heli and pad?
TheDouche
I get that reference
BlueskydragonFX
meh...
Vatas
Count Dankula tries to escape Thought Police (2018, colorized)
ENCHANTMEN
Un vepon to surpass metal gear
DMorison
You mean Heil pad, right ;-)
JustAnotherCynicToo
PyllyNalleMissionaries
AnonOmis1000
Tjitso
Jawol
Fluffycorn
*Jawohl
Tjitso
Crap, I wasn't sure, I chose wrong, I have failed
Coolbacca
This pun is Göring to the top
zenoshogun
You did Dönitz do that.
TheMovieGalaxyQuest
wat
zenoshogun
Yea it probably doesn't sound out as well as I hoped, but makes a little more sense as Dönitz was in charge of the Kreigsmarine (navy).
TheFlyingToad
How can you nazi what he did there? I guess it's time for the puns to SStop
HaydenCox
Yeah, ya gotta land the helicopter on it propellers with them pads
Korbendallas71
Lol. Mmm interesting idea for a early luftwaffe helicopter
TuggSpeedmann
*luftwaffelcopter
Panzerkeks85
http://www.aviastar.org/foto/gallery/flettner/flettner_kolibri_4.jpg
troelsm
They did have some early autogyros. But I’m not sure I would like to use such a thing over open water.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
The Nazis had crazy prototypes for everything. I still love the volks fighter or whatever it was called. No training, just get in the jet.
sneaker2
Get in the fucking Flugzeug, Herr Shinji!!
DapperDeal
I hope this isn't apart of a Nazi fleet of ships in your spare room. I hope there are a lot more allies in your collection.
DapperDeal
You guys realize it was a joke on whether he has a Nazi ship collection or a ship collection. Calm yourselves. I think he got the joke.
Korbendallas71
Yes there are a few :)
daimajin5
OP we need anything to compare for scale. any other images we could look at?
Korbendallas71
Progress /a/7n8Oj
daimajin5
thank you!
ninetenduh
And what's wrong about a fleet of German ships?
DapperDeal
Not just German but Nazi ships. You know the people whose goal was world domination and genocide. Idk just weird I guess...
ninetenduh
Is that goal any different from the USA?
DapperDeal
In almost all regards, yes.
ninetenduh
So we ignore the facts and live in your dream world? Cool.
landforgottenbygod
"having german things=nazi" welp this is the reality now
DapperDeal
German things? It's a Nazi ship with a Nazi flag. I was mostly joking btw.
landforgottenbygod
can ships be indoctrinated in the nazims? ships in the nazi party yay soo can a ship be capitalist? or comunist?