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Placed it in a jar and relabeled it. Hopefully this will deter them.
Feb 7, 2019 2:38 PM
RnEj
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Placed it in a jar and relabeled it. Hopefully this will deter them.
imyourrealdad
Can you please post the image file you used for the label? I'd love to make my own jar.
joechristo
Worst reveal ever,
mrjazzwant
Thanks for wasting seconds of my life for rotating it slow as hell. Wasn't even fluid.
dhorner8010
100% aids filled sperm donor specimen
doihearanamen
Semen? This is how you do it.
mikeatike
I like the nutrition information label.
BeatenBearface
InameAsOne
You're a better soul than me. I just filled mine with salt and left it at my desk for two days. Haven't had an issue since.
EnderPanda13
Just label it breast milk xD
splud
Clearly you don't know how many creeps are in this world
Rufinator
Had someone stealing my water bottles before... it stopped after I replaced the water with white vinegar.
JoggingWithForks
Just put laxative in it. You'll find the person responsible in no time.
Harryteeters
*opossum
dointime
Anyone that would eat any part of that animal, or drink any fluid that came from it's body, would never call it an opossum. Just sayin'.
RnEj
I’m an Appalachian, please forgive.
VInTheSkyWithElephants
I feel like it’s too obvious of a joke. I’d know it’s not possum milk. “Breast milk” would work though
LeadLavaLamp
Tried it, not deterred... Possibly encouraged
lostwalllet
breast milk works well, too. keep 'em guessing.
Tarlon
SweetMystique
I use breastmilk storage bottles. Labelled with what boob it came from.
julianfoool
I steal my coworkers creamer since I get there before her. Plus I live with her so she better not say shit!
GnomeMode
If women's breastmilk isn't safe, your label ain't gonna do it
Valgree
Just secretly replace it with salty ass watered down sour cream one day. Much more satisfying result if they are oblivious enough.
GreenNotTheColor
MichaelBgB
summershank
DiabloGrandeArts
I laughed. Thank you
GreenNotTheColor
GreenNotTheColor
sorry @zampanClicker i had to make a level two meme for when two people use both your memes.
McGiggleByte
I freaking love Possums.
x0rawr0x
I thought of you when I saw this on FP!!
McGiggleByte
The fact that you now have something that reminds you of little ol me makes my life so much better. You are the best!
mburicao
HotsauceIsLethal
Should have gone with Pure Cambodian Breast Milk.
dumbinsults
Did someone say possum milk?
FlootDoozle
Badger milk!
slipmagt
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ProfessorChaos
It’s all about that slow reveal Morty. Reeeeally gets their dicks hard.
StatmanIbrahimovic
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RnEj
I couldn’t get it to all fit in the frame. But I agree with you. Apologies.
slipmagt
I made this comment purely in an attempt for points and not at all as a criticism towards you. @RnEj
RnEj
But it was spot on. Here’s another point.
beaudano
then the true prank is to put in a real jar of it to spite you
gerardMajax
laxative, full it with enough laxative that he gets the message in his pants
hydrocarbon82
Some people have been fired over this, and I don't mean the thief. Insane but true.
Pinxed
You're setting a trap with intent to harm. They have legal grounds to sue. The employer would also be burdened with liability.
gerardMajax
OR that you are actually constipated and someone stole your medecine, if hr fucks with you, can ask if they want physical proof?
gerardMajax
you can even put a "please do not touch; for personal use only" warning label, it might even cover legal ground
ixelyth
What if the guy gets explosive diarrhea and blows his ass out?
57Chlover
Then karma's a bitch
TeamRobot
Is coffee creamer, milk?
Spleadal
Keep trying
Snotty128
Seems a legit question. I don’t know what coffee creamer is either
Lulabel73
Oh god I just looked at the ingredients. It’s basically syrup and vegetable fat. 2 of the worst things to consume.
Navrodel
It's heavy cream - milk mixed with butter - often with other sweeteners or flavors.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Aren't most made with vegetable imitation cream?
Navrodel
A lot of the ones that don't need to be refrigerated, yes. Depends on the type you get.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's fake "cream" to put in coffee. I don't understand it, personally, because you can just buy real cream instead.
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InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Maybe so, I haven't really kept up. CoffeeMate, the original, was fake and I found it so gross. We just buy our own flavourings and add /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
them in when we feel like it. Then you don't get all the extra sugar, too. We've got mint, vanilla, almond and orange. /2
quodrisu
I'd label mine: 100% milk from a male cow.
Chickenbutt69
Is... That not what we do?
Klingon00
MelfsAcidArrow
Darkest timeline
youwouldntdownloadaturd
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
poorwhitetrash
That’s a bunch of bull.
PersonalityFire
https://imgur.com/Ji7pQ7j
quodrisu
THANK YOU!
Tonberryc
"100% Pure Gluten Extract"
buzzl1ght
You're not going to fool me again, that's not milk its yoghurt.
quodrisu
Terry loves yoghurt!
AnonOmis1000
Careful. That might encourage someone to use it.
OlderWiser
I'd bet 50% of people wouldn't get it.
Taishosama
100% bull milk, fresh.
Perkunas687
Perkunas687
That stuff works! My uncle lived on a farm and he would have me drink it at breakfast during the summers so I'd grow up big and strong.
MrChurch
Your uncle, huh? Are you sure it was bull milk? How close were you to this uncle?
Perkunas687
Very close! We'd go 'camping' in his bed because I was afraid of the dark.