Firecracker

Sep 7, 2017 5:49 PM

davidwallacecfo

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=K3Upcqg5mbg

I bet you're the same little shit that started the Gorge fire in WA/OR. Stop doing dumb shit in the woods.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: why the hell is he backing away so far. Also me: fuck that shit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's not a firecracker that's a fucking bomb mate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Future terrorist...????

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make stuff like this (not as big) and the critical compound is called Flash Powder.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm spending my summer engulfed by smoke because dumb asses like you started many of the forest fires here in the northwest U.S.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you had wrapped it in packing tape/nail polish it would have worked better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guarantee you he felt the air wave on his face from that. XD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like an IED. Do you want to be on a watchlist? Cause this is how you get on a watchlist.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I watched.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how some wildfires start. Seriously, fuck you.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I know it's winter.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bomb. The word you're looking for is bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this what started the wildfires?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mother fucker....that's a bomb

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Bomb

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, that's a bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 1

His are smaller

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe he'll hire op

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like a red and white firecracker

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these triggered assholes saying this started a fire not seeing the snow on the ground. I'm more bothered by the faulty stump removal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want forest fires? Because this is how you get forest fires.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trees are tough as shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats the komodo 3000 from malcom in the middle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for the cloud of smoke to turn into dickbutt

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Dammit. You beat me to it - but you only got 9 points so - Not the bomb comment I was thinking it would've been.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HA, Check again my good man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We share the same dream, you and me.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Came here looking for this!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bomb, that's a bomb

8 years ago | Likes 362 Dislikes 0

These are stump removers. Not bombs, that's just silly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... A bomb factory... They're bombs.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

A BOMB!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, I said SHE was the Bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*the

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When I saw the gif I thought to myself "That's not a firecracker, that's a-" and then read this comment at the exact moment I thought bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to time it correctly and when you throw it try to get it to blow up in the air...

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Fuck that !

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I threw a black cat at my brother and it landed on his glasses. Then the fuse got wet. He's still mad about.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Used to use a sling shot. These fuses these days you can't trust. They used to be able to time that shit. I also made a bottle rocket hand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Held launcher when when ideas younger and we had battles. It was the metal leg of a lawn chair with a foam handle wrapped in electrical tape

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Korean bomb test

8 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 6

I thought North Koreans where not allowed snow?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks like northern US or Canada in early spring, judging by the snow and trees.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May as well try some crack if we're all going to die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want to be on a DHS watch list? 'Cause that's how you end up on a watch list.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

This guy is in the EU, I forget where. Poland maybe or Germany. Maybe Russia.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I already am, but in the "probably just weird" bracket.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oregon does not like you.

8 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 7

You had too much oxidizer ... Need a better amount of fuel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an oregonian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those fucking idiots. They burned up some beautiful places, and deserve all of the ass-kickings.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

We should show them some mercy, if only so that there'll be enough ass left for everyone to get a kick.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Laughs in BC

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn´t as foolish as that but yeah... couldn´t you have done it in a deserted place op?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 21

Yeah. All those invisible houses would really appreciate you not setting of improvised explosives.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Yeah, fire never spreads.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Did you see fire? I didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Oregon has fires right now. Nobody cares about "boom" in the woods, we care about the woods burning and *everyone* having to breathe it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Looks pretty deserted to me, bro. Unless you're one of those "trees are people" crowd.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I think it's more an issue of fires being started in the forest. All it takes is a spark.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As i said its not like throwing them down a mountain, but come on, there are plain empty spaces, can´t be too hard to find one.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

What qualifies something as a 'plain empty space?'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neither does Montana.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm Montanan, this is like our pass time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry... is it seriously labeled "Montanan"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would you call us?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 298 Dislikes 4

Apo! <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my uncle one told me him and his friends would buy a shit ton of fire works and do this when they were kids and just fuck up a field for fun

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

LOL the one guy that downvoted this was like "nah bro, pugs and nukes? Fuck nah"

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah no nukes. The pug (Apo) was watching a rocket ship launching.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What's this from, friend?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anime called "Space Brothers" It's fantastic and I highly recommend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah, thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0