Mr289
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If this hits the front page I'll post a video of me chugging eggnog.
Teaser video to prove I'm real - http://imgur.com/a/bnWWz
Dec 20, 2016 2:31 PM
Mr289
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If this hits the front page I'll post a video of me chugging eggnog.
Teaser video to prove I'm real - http://imgur.com/a/bnWWz
DrEhrfurchtgebietend
saveMeImbored
it looks like you are going to die
seaqueen69
I really love your beard, man. XD
CleverNamesWereTaken
You're going to die... not of alcohol. Diabetes.
Levantis
How much eggnog?
PrinceMaggot
Switch title to every hundred and youve got yourself a front page post.
Mr289
if it gets to front page I'll upload a video of myself chugging eggnog lol
aucuneideedidentifiant
save a life, down vote
LoTRFanatic42
I downvoted because I hate point whoring... but that's a good reason too.
gerdygerdygerdy
Good point. Just downvoted.
Baroonz
What are eggnog shots made of usually?
MrCleo
Congratulations, of the booze doesn't kill you the salmonella will!
TwinkelAM
You dead yet?
drunkenaim
Looks like I have some competition
Mr289
Cheers buddy. bottoms up.
wolfeyst
I don't want him to die so I downvoted.
cajuncavalier
I downloaded this in hopes to save your life.
FranticHalibut
@OP now regrets his/her decision
Mr289
Never, but I've run out of rum, so waiting on friends to come over and bring more :P
WhiteFang0507
Dude, you gonna die
jimieratchet
You gun get fat
Mr289
meh small price to pay :D
jimieratchet
I like the cut of your jib
msaj
This is the second Christmas post in two weeks. Wth?
kaashaa
now don't NDelRey us
GotDandruffSomeOfItItches
OP right about now!!!
Mr289
I'm still alive :) waiting for more rum to arrive :P
GotDandruffSomeOfItItches
No worries!! I'll get the broom!
Mr289
I got Irish roots :)
ImSynesthetic
I think this is a scam. Hey @OP ! How 1 unit of drunken eggnog converts to metric/freedom units?
Mr289
Thats a good question but I've been drinking all morning and just run out of rum in my bottle and gone threw 4L of eggnog. more supplies otw
Joey13276
I believe I just killed him
shbk
We can live with that
Mr289
I'm still alive, drunk but alive.
Yurikoibito
How much alcohol does your eggnog have? I downed a whole bottle and some vodka before went into the theatre to watch rogue one on Saturday.
Mr289
1/2 an ounce per shot. 1 ounce per rock glass. 2 ounce per tall glass :)
TheMightyMuchacho
I will not support this behavior -1
Mr289
I'll have a non alcoholic one just for you :P
TheMightyMuchacho
Dawwwww shucks +1
Martinfort
If you conceive a child in December are they eggnog?
Mr289
lol, I'm gonna have to think about that one once I sober up lol
fencingmaster
He ded
Mr289
still alive :)
theweezel69
As of this post, If we assume 1 serving is 8 oz (1 cup) then OP will need to drink 46 gallons over the holidays.
Onfallenx
come on guys, let's not try to murder OP, downvote to save OP's life
Mr289
I'm fine, sobering up for the rest of the night, will continue my partying tomorrow :D
Onfallenx
and obligatory fuck you to @OP for shit post, fuck you.
Mr289
Sorry to hear that @RandyYu, I'll have an eggnog for you.
Mr289
Sorry to hear that @RandyYu, I'll have an eggnog for you.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
You'd better deliver OP, I've been hurt too many times in the past.
Mr289
more supplies are on there way to fulfill for you.
Mr289
little proof to ease the pain - /a/bnWWz
DrBuckarooBanzai
C'mon everyone, if we work together we can kill OP in a half hour
RumpleDickskinne
Drunk And Diarrhea for OP
KhalEezee
We need a picture of every shot or OP is a liar.
daaaBlues
Youtube "opie&anthony baby bird", that's 75 shots of eggnog
milkymilkymilk
How do you kill what is dead inside
ADemocraticBOI
Kill it until it is deader.
MyFartsHitMyBalls
TheFilthiestOfAnimals
I can relate to your username more than I'd like to admit
MyFartsHitMyBalls
Works best in a leather recliner.
pitrack
I'mDoingMyPart.gif
AbsolutelyNotABear
I bet you in under ten minutes.
summitshow
Even if their small... Right now its at 550. You'd be shitfaced as fuck @op
Mr289
oh I'm tanked but I'm a champ. gonna try and upload a video of me taking a few shots.
summitshow
So... Taken a thousand now? :P
Mr289
/a/bnWWz
summitshow
Steadfast mate! You're allright!
Lythar
Also you have a majestic as fuck warrior's beard. Have you ever wanted to put a braid in it?
Lythar
1319 as of my upvote.
pandapalooza
You. I like you. Well done.