When you accidentally kill someone and hafta live in the woods now

Nov 16, 2019 8:15 AM

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#kaczynski

I shouted oh my god Imma bit slow.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea! Got em! wuh-Wuh- WUT THE FUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The front fell off! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell of a birthmark, Hal.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"accidentally" ?noredirect

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wonder if his plan was the same even if it had been a real deer? That would have been hilarious to see, just ram him and then take off!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! What have you done Eugene, what have you done?!?! I gotta hideout somewhere.......

6 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

The fact that his name is Eugene, makes it funnier somehow

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shoulda been careful with that axe, Eugene.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always knew one of these days he was gonna cut him into little pieces.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sucker punch! What a bitch ass deer

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it is really odd behaviour because they usually are very ritualistic with their fighting, kinda like dueling with lots of rules.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's just pissed about the other deer he fucked.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 500 Dislikes 2

Peace was never an option.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

POW! Right in the kisser!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen a few of these posts, and am still wondering, why are they putting fake deer in the woods.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Full video, with sound: https://youtu.be/LSnKtU7SgPo

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, the dummy fooled me too.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just like I am legend when Steve decided to move around and screw with will smith

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear...”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

same thing happened when I headbutted a guy on the street. Never killed a guy since. It works

6 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 0

Was he standing very still? Wearing new clothes from a nearby store? Perhaps a price sign near his feet?

6 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Will Smith trying to get him to say "hello"?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoa, so you were there too?

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Hafta

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Salman Khan

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Caaarl, that kills people!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"For fuck's sake, don't tell mom"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Haha. That’s for catfishing me

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yuuup, you just ruined my pancakes.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Wow

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was scared deerless myself

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That AWOL Marine that killed his moms boyfriend in VA feels like this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That deer is gonna have a huge ego amongst the other woodland animals now.

6 years ago | Likes 906 Dislikes 1

Ha ha brilliant

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No buck will ever fuck with him once word gets out....

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That one time when I decapitated a mofo with only one move

6 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

That, or he’s traumatized. “I... What kind of deer just explodes into pieces like that?”

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

PTSDeer

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm in my stand right now, I hope this is a sign.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Me too! Good luck to ya

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I want jerky!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Hope you got something or saw some cool shit!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry to interrupt but does anyone have the poop knife story

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

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Doing the lord’s work

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yes ! Thank you for doing that good sir !!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maaaaamaaaaa, I killed a man...

6 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 3

Put my antlers through his head, it came off and now he's dead.

6 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

Maamaaa, rut had just begun

6 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Gonna need to run and find a doe

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm not back again this time next season, trot along, trot along, as if nothing really matters...

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Cervidae can see, nothing really matters, to me.

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