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Keanu Reeves - A down to earth super star
Sep 14, 2017 1:32 PM
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BlackPengu
I heard he regularly hangs out just in public, talking to people and eating at cheap restaurants and such. I'll forever love him
ChronicMcFaded
Zer0th
So, he's like the Dave Grohl of Hollywood?
NutterMyButter
Quarantinous
His net worth is now about 350 mill so there's that
butdontcallmeshirley
ailike
Now do one for Kelsey Grammer.
r0b0tc0rpse
Sometimes I wonder, if I will ever do anything that will inspire people to make such a clip about my life.
Balenar
GeneralComments
he's the dog equivalent of superstars. We are not worthy of having him
dduncan55330
He is a pinnacle of what we humans can achieve. Fame without vanity. Fortune without gluttony. Be like Keanu dammit.
Acatno
And damn, he can shoot.
Order66wasAninsideJob
Came to say something about his competition shooting, you beat me to it +1
TheGrubermeister
I like how the second frame looks like it was the concept art for the hit Alec Baldwin movie "Boss Baby."
InnerCthulhuVoice
Perhaps it is because he has seen the darker side that he realizes the need for philanthropy. Either way I admire the heck out that guy.
mulligylan
Suffering like that will either make a person a humanitarian or completely dead inside
skysailor93
I heard he breast fed a kid to calm them what a stand up guy.
MikeMelter
Just for the record, Keanu was never actually married to her, she was his longtime girlfriend. Mentioned only to clear up the divorce part.
zegerman5682
The title kinda ruined it for me. +1 for Keanu anyways
Hiyesthisisgod
And as we all know this happened about 1500 years ago because Keanu Reeves is immortal
Misslnformation
Sounds more like "Keanu Grieves"
Horloko
Looks like a Charlie production but I didn't see the wolf cola sponsor
MantisTobagganMD
I decided to cut ties with this production. Not enough jugs. And he wouldnt let me do my extended love scene.
Horloko
They must be idiots not to listen to such an esteemed doctor AND pilot.
bigredfiretruk
GravyWonTon
All jokes aside he's a stand up guy. He's probably more grounded then most actors. Glad he never got type cast from bill and ted.
mzmzpants
Every guy is a stand up guy during rush hour on the subway. AYYYYOOO
BarretXIII
KingHenry13
"the only Hollywood star without a mansion" There is no way that is true
ElBivo
Not on the same plane of stardom but I have heard Vincent Kartheiser from MadMen also lives very modestly.
TheShittierBeatles
Yeah, some of these are pretty obviously not true, but the message of him being a stand up guy is still true.
TheMershedPerderder
Can we give him the Brendan Frasier treatment and demand to see him in more movies?
HtCtiwtchyk
Try "A Scanner Darkly". Hell of a movie and depressing as hell.
manbearpig22
also the Brendan Frasier treatment didn't really work out did it?
CamelSpotter
He's not exactly short on work. Not after John Wick, anyway.
TheMershedPerderder
MOAR
Elite47
Cool fact: He's also immortal.
NegimaSensei
Shhhhhhhhhh. Ixnay on the mortalimay
floppypickle
In exchange for immortality he had to sacrifice everything he ever loved.
liltortatree
Sounds like a tough decision but I'd probably choose immortality, better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all.
WilfredoMelendez
I once heard some dick head get snarky and ask why only 70 percent of film income. Never occurred having to pay taxes....
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Mumalot
Must've been related to those "GIVE TIL IT HURTS!!!" Church Pastors from my Father's generation.
therearenotenoughusernames
That dick head has also probably never donated anything in his life.
DonGeilo2087
You know what would really bug me, if I were Keanu Reeves? People constantly bringing up all the horribly traumatic shit that happened to me
Anarric
Something tells me, all he really wants is someone to say "dude...let's be excellent to each other" and take him for beers + steaks
FremenDar007
And a hug.
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
I'd give him a hug. I give excellent hugs.
cuntslapper1980
Can...can i have one,please?
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse
Yep :D, I don't usually hug strangers but since you asked so nicely I'd be happy to.
Somebullshitaccount
If his marriage ended, how did he lose his wife 18 months later?
StarkeRealm
Losing a kid can wreck a relationship. Doesn't mean you stop loving them, but it just hurts too much to continue.
DiggyDark
Cause that's what ended it
mason594
You forgot where he's John Wick. Should I mention his dog too? Fuck, man, get with the times
MikeMelter
He actually wasn't ever married to her, she was his longtime girlfriend.
SwarthyBastard
This post doesn't appear to have been thoroughly fact-checked.
Wombatish
http://people.com/archive/too-much-sorrow-vol-55-no-16/ - still good friends
Mozart49
Fact news, fake media! #sad
ArchmageTech
I think it was supposed to say ex-wife. Probably still loved her a lot. But your guess is as good as mine
swagb98623
I suspect google has the answer but who has the time? I have more imgur to browse
Mockingbirb
That's the spirit! @sarah approves
Phobetor42
Maybe they hadn't signed the papers yet?
Turalisj
Not wife, just girlfriend
teddyoctober
Let's not get caught up in facts here.
DrewBerg
As opposed to getting caught up in, what?
Snooj
*semantics
ThomasTheWankEnglne
TIL keanu reeve's father was the joker
biscuitsngravybelly
That was my takeaway as well
TheGhastHunter
might explain the mask like expression
Vercci
Luck has sided with Keanu Reeves
thtguyjosh
I thought it was going to be a joker origin
Applepotamus
missacherus
Aaaaaaaw
robotzombies
TIL Keanu Reeves has danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
TheAzurite
shermanCG
I JUST watched that movie the very first time last night! Cheesy as F and hilarious.
robotzombies
Jack Nicholson doing a great job, Tim Burton directing, Michael Keaton making jokes as Bruce Wayne, Prince doing the soundtrack...best.
Mockingbirb
And thanked him politely for the dance
Starwelters
TIL Keanu Reeves is the real life Bruce Wayne.
YohMama
But Bruce Wayne owns a mansion.
liltortatree
This is a different DC universe obviously
HyrumGraff
Alfred never told you what happened to your father.
Applepotamus
DefinitelyNotThreeBadgersInAnOvercoat
Is this from the Injustice comics? The artwork was so crappy in those.
Iroques
umbananas
TIL Joker is Batman's father.
surrealizations
That makes sense
Mrflufikins
In flashpoint the joker is Bruce's mom
clickrad
TIL crystal maze guy wrote Rocky Horror
pareidoliaperson
"Crystal maze" guy! Omg! He made my childhood so much better!
Illvirus
Anthony Hopkins peels skin
TheFirstCurse
*thpthpthpthpthpthp
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
You forgot dog was killed by Theon Greyjoy
BaptizedByBeer
GOT EM.
Applepotamus
CreepyPhlox
SMOKINPORK
Not everyone is caught up you fuck
kstrtroi
Don't worry, Keanu's scene is short in GOT.
burialg1042
Is that a John Wick ref? Do you recommend it as a movie?
creegro
Straight up revenge action movie. Everyone here would recommend it.
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
It's a documentary about the daily life of Keanu Reeves narrated by Morgan Freeman
Mockingbirb
Yes! It's his philosophical approach of condicio humana in elaborate eloquence. Best movie in the genre since 'Life is a Long Quiet River'!
HomeSickViking
Very well done movies that are expertly shot and cut, much better than Taken or many other recent action movies.
thewiggins
ok, we need a reason for him to shoot all these people. Um, someone kills his dog I guess??? BRILLIANT!!!
Superkroot
Its a good action movie. The 2nd one is good too but has a shitty 'to be continued' ending
MithridateEupator
One of the best straight action movies that has ever been made. Recommend, especially if you like movies that pay attention to mag size.
UnicornIRL
One of the best action movies to come out this decade.
Nekazeroth
People misrepresent the dog part of the story a lot. It wasn't just a dog. When his wife died, he starts losing himself to depression, (1)
Nekazeroth
And then this dog shows up, with a note from his now dead wife, saying she didn't want him to be alone. So the dog is the last thing his (2)
Nekazeroth
wife gave him, so he wouldn't fall into depression. And then these little punks show up, steal his car, beat the shit out of him and his (3)
Nekazeroth
dog. So yeah, I feel like saying "He goes on a killing spree over a dog" is a gross misrepresentation of what happened. (4)
Trahloc
If you want an action movie that has just enough plot to justify awesome fight scenes John Wick is the perfect series.
PipeandSlippers
And an amazing soundtrack. Dark and foreboding
ODSTsRule
All i can say is John Wick 2 Le Castle Vania!
epicdad843
And head shots
Kohoutek73
So. Many. Headshots.
burialg1042
Sold. Thanks for the tip
RElGNMAN
Compared to Depp's financial woe I would choose to live like Keanu instead of being chased by collections
TheFoxyVixen
Now I keep imagining him being chased by various collections of art, comics, cars and all that.
chella1cm
Wait what? Is Johnny deep in financial trouble? (sorry I didn't know)
spetcnaz
Depp mismanaged his money. Keanu didn't miss manage his loved ones to death. I would.love to have JD'S money and manage it properly
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
I should say, Keanu Reeves absolutely does live in a mansion.
hitlershairydick
Is that why he keeps acting when he's so bad at it?
ohscrewit
I always thought he was a one dimensional actor
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
Have you never seen Donnie Brasco? Black Mass? Edward Scissor Hands? Ed Wood? Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Fucking' Rango?
mulligylan
No, its why he keeps acting in bad movies. He acts well when the movie is good.
syndraconis
They just want to know where the rum went
syndraconis
I'll see myself out
aftri
Isn't Depp rich?
JabroniousMaximus
Johnny Debtp
IHateYouSomeDays
No, he is in serious Depp.
AnatolianTiger
This comment needs more up-votes!
HandsomeJackBlack
No matter how much money you make, you can always overspend
ICallPeoplesBullshit
Unless you make more than you spend.
hiredhobbs
MC Hammer rich.
scottjaeger
Naw, MC Hammer had DOZENS of hangers-on bleeding him out. Depp is a tool all by himself.
jazzmatazz
Martha Stewart Broke or MC Hammer broke?
WetBreadMan
https://66.media.tumblr.com/089a255a1c1adc45bda94cbe86a72849/tumblr_o9k0033Fyb1qbwsdco6_250.gif
ThereIsNoCurseInElvishEntishOrTheTonguesOfMenForThisTreachery
MC HAMMER BROKE.
Fishmongerolt
No he's Johnny.
The1Freeman
Johnny Guitar
aftri
HE'S JOHNNY CORAAAAAAAAAL!
MantisTobagganMD
Thw only reason he keeps making Pirates movies is to pay off his debts. Cuz those movies make bank, regardless of how bad they've gotten
MantisTobagganMD
That "Thw" is pissing me off...but it already has 4 upvotes.....what do?
mulligylan
You mde your bed, now sleep in it
MantisTobagganMD
I'll fight you too
JustAnotherPOG
You wrote it. Wn it.
MantisTobagganMD
I'll fight you.
Housemaster
I mean... It's a typo. On the internet. Where EVERYONE can see it for eternity. The only solution is Seppuku.
Skuldi
Honorubru Sodoku
MantisTobagganMD