Sectumsempra

May 15, 2021 1:07 AM

bananananase

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SNAPE, snape, SEVERUS SNAPE. SNAPE, snape, SEVERUS SNAPE. SNAPE, snape, SEVERUS SNAPE.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For FREE FUCKIN PIZZA

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twenty points...from.................. Gryffindor.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wake the fuck up samurai, turn to page 394

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's looking more like Bruce Kardashian before his sex change of course

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ah, the final stage of Reeves' level up process. The Rickman.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has got a Noel Fielding look to him

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you mean why does professor snape look like he's about to go after the table?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I’m depressed because I remembered Alan is dead.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where are the photoshop experts when we need them

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no, just bad lighting

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna get a ton of hate for this but I'm bothered by his beard anyway. The man has great attributes but beard genes are not one of them.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a still from Bill & Ted Face the Music. If you guys haven’t seen it yet, you really should.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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First time I saw him was in Speed. First celeb crush for pre-teen me.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Shaved Keanu looks older than bearded Keanu?? What is this sorcery?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

beard hides face, if you're young it hides the smooth skin to make you look older, but it also hides wrinkles when youre old, beard power

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting people are slamming this but seem to be forgetting that Rickman was a cool dude as well.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's perfect for that 'Snape' miniseries.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fred ratted out George.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like he does age after all.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he can and he should.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slap a beard on this poor old man

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He’s yummy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You watch your mouth and have some respect for this man. 10pts from slytherin

4 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

classic Keanu

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you didn’t turn to page 394.

4 years ago | Likes 454 Dislikes 0

It says so much about his skills as an actor that he made that line memorable.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’ve never read the books. Does this sentence appear on page 394? If not, what does?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/3zXXKb3F0_A

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the movie...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot to read the top comment.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouch.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Potter

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

S .... No I'm not gonna spoil it.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Wtf was that video where someone shouts that at someone from a car and they're like NO YOU BITCH

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean how Snape whips out a 1911 and straight up killed Ron? Still upset they removed that in the movie.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

THEY LEFT THAT PART OUT?!? Geez, dude. Give a spoiler alert before you say stuff like that!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God, I heard that.

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

T u r n t o p a g e t h r e e h u d r e d & n i n e t y four.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As long as you don't eat

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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My God I miss Alan Rickman

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Always.

4 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

So much :c

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you seen his short film called dust? Is super weird. https://youtu.be/LDop0Je7svk

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they both have their hair dyed too dark for their age. As you age your skin loses colour. Intensely black hair like younger /1

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

people have just looks wrong next to the skin after that. You have to lighten the hair, something less harsh. Some highlights and /2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lowlights would make a huge difference and make him look younger. I think some people think "no grey" magically makes them look younger. /3

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But it's the overall impression you have to look at. /4

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It varies. My dad's hair was all black until his mid-60s then went gray in a year. His dad's hair was still black when he died at 45. Genes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My point is it looks harsh. Not that it's impossible to occur naturally. My grandpa's also stayed black into his 50s. At some point it /1

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