KlvrDissident
74516
1453
42
It’s always Hello Fresh or Raid Shadow Legends
I hope there’s spring rolls
Consent is the missing element
I use a vampire shot glass for my moonsickness
Do people think Olive Garden is “fancy”? Overpriced for sure, but fancy? I dunno
Pure fucken garbage
We’ve looped back around to “devastating truth” I see
I’ve been on Fae Farm lately, it’s a whole thing trying to plan your 18-minute “day”
This tweet is 5 years old and it’s only gotten more true :(
My 14 year old cat Turtle is missing most of his teeth, so he’s frequently afflicted with the Blep #cat_tax
Animorphs
Grew up in the midwest - Olive Garden was fancy, only thing fancier than it was Cheesecake Factory. (sigh)
PorneliusHubertII
#1 i got tired of ads on YT, friend paid for YT Ref and i joined his family plan, no more ads. Shortly after creators started doing baked in sponsor ads. Went to netflix for on demand ad-free streaming, they eventually started previewing shows in menus (self advertising) then all of the platforms baked in personal ads before shows and movies. I hate that i pay for premium services and am still being advertised to.
prfesser
#2 That is disGUSting! You're supposed to cut the inner bag carefully so it can be folded out of the way. Or cut a hole in the bag, just large enough for a large spoon. Otherwise milk gets everywhere.
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
"Vampire shit glass"
wintermute93
#1 podcasts too. I'm thankful that hosts use a very distinct voice cadence when they're reading ads vs doing their actual show, that way I can easily spam the +30s button until their voice goes back to normal and then hit -15s once.
CuntCrotchula
#17 my last apartment had at least 2 or 3 of those that would fall the second you touched the pull chain thing
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
#17 Bro just use a hole punch on the other end and hang it back up.
BHPaperstacks
#15 oh man I didn't think it was possible for someone to be this wrong.
mondeca
#1 I love how the "Most Replayed" bit of the video is the end of the ad.
eggman989
+1 for "Vampire Shotglass"... I damn near choked on my fajitas.
KingXizor
#4 simple and recyclable is best. More things should just be packed in a paper or hemp bag
smithincanton
#1 Look up the extension called "Sponcer Block for YouTube" https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sponsorblock-for-youtube/
kittyanya
You beat me to it XD I just added a few more blocks today, too
MisadventurousFlapJack
I stole a lot of these and will now bombard my friends. Cheers OP
onecowboytoo
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
#13 I too use a vampire shot glass for my moonsickness and I will from now on refer to it as a vampire shot glass for my moonsickness.
rockhydra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bechdel_test
rockhydra
I learned something new. And it’s hilarious how.
IdiotSavantTinker
#1 I love Sponsorblock on firefox
Ladyofmisrule333
#13 There is a whole movie exploring this allegory and the parallels between periods/hormones and lyncathropy. Its called Ginger Snaps and its legitimately pretty decent, check it out.
KlvrDissident
I literally watched this two days ago. It’s not half bad! Great for this time of year
onecowboytoo
Yakeshinu
cocoacow2000
Vampire shot glass is the only way I’m referring to it from now on 😂
Liquid1024
#30 so handsome!
TheFoxyVixen
I need you to give Turtle so much scritches from me.
dieSchadenfreude
#7 *meth
tacotaco8288
I would just fix the blinds with double sided tape. Place the tape to hold the fallen pice then fold the tape over the top
FuManLu
I scrolled down all the comments to see if someone had a Tip&Trick for these damn blinds. I'm going to try your advice. Thank you.
tacotaco8288
Easy fix but try and use a color of tape that matches. Would also recommend just doing that to all of them and punching the whole in the tape
wangchangbackup
There is a weird army of people who believe that everyone who eats at Olive Garden thinks it's like haute cuisine and not just a place where middle-class white people can get relatively good spaghetti in a clean, quiet room.
VInTheSkyWithElephants
It’s actually one of the better takeout experiences I’ve had. Even my favorite restaurants’ food doesn’t seem to travel well, but I got full portions that were still hot and tons of breadsticks and salad. And their soup/salad/breadstick deal is a fantastic easy lunch
ThisGuyPostingThings
It's too nice to go all the time, but low enough for a reasonably cheap family get-together, maybe date. Or they were when in Ontario.
wangchangbackup
They also have pretty great selection for people with food sensitivities other than gluten, sometimes it's just easiest to pick the place where my wife knows what she can eat without shitting 5 times before bed.
ThisGuyPostingThings
#1 Since YouTube tracks this stuff, it can just hurt the channel. Just zone out for the minute or two unless you hate them or are in a rush.
KlvrDissident
For channels I like I put it on mute and let it play while I get a drink or something.
CynicalPrints
“The Bechdel test is a measure of the representation of women in film and other forms of fiction. To pass, the work must feature at least two women who speak to each other about something other than a man. Some iterations of the Bechdel test require that the two women be named”
hendawg2020
https://youtu.be/LsNHAeRZQL4?si=0OlTUjCt9JkRysW5
70m4h4wk
It passes until she mentions the owner of the butt being "one of those rap guy's girlfriends"
Roehcai
Technically she says the owner of the butt *looks like* one of those rap guy's girlfriends.
70m4h4wk
Mentions a dude tho
fistthemwithfire
Was about to call that one out cause I've never heard that the women being named is optional. You learn something new every day, I guess.
im25ok
Either way #28 doesn’t pass because the speaker is unnamed and Becky doesn’t speak
JasterMereel11
It’s sometimes required that they are named. Just like y is sometimes a vowel.
speedhandle
#16 Nobody is pretending Olive Garden is fancy, we’re all aware of what it is. Taco Bell sure isn’t authentic Mexican food but we all still go there. Especially me.
MamaRosie
Lmao, growing up In nowhere, Ohio. I can assure you, I DID think Olive Garden was fancy ASF until I literally left my town. Now I do understand it's Italian Denny's.
barqshasbyte
OG is a step above because the tables at most of them aren’t sticky. It’s also often the nicest restaurant in a small town.
Babomonkey
There's also nothing on the menu with olives in it except for a salad.
skyrick
So you are saying that there are olives in the garden (salad) at Olive Garden?!?
maybeamonster
coolbrood
Dog ear all the way. My books are well-loved.
FrankTheThunderbird
I’ll use the receipt I got from buying the book, I’ve got a couple of bookmarks kicking around somewhere, and if it’s an older worn and beat up book I’ll dog-ear the pages
SSWJari
Chaotic good gang representing, they're in a pile and the receipt's there on the first page until I get around to reading them! And the pile's too high...
SSWJari
Receipt's folded of course so the ink won't seep in too soon (it usually does)
HOAMTH
Why not just tear out the page and use that as the bookmark?
astralfields
Yes officer, this user here.
anjeleyezjr
I am unashamedly chaotic evil.
coolbrood
Right? Excuse me for not wanting to keep accessories on hand just so I can read a gd book.
Nykidemus
Paperbacks, yes. Hardcovers, no. I dont know why, but them's the rules.
anjeleyezjr
Fuck the police. *dogears a hardcover*
XorKaya
anjeleyezjr
Your wagging finger won't stop me.
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
I fold the pages like... sideways then back, kinda like a paper airplane wing, so one piece sticks waaaaay out. Or just plop it, open faced, onto the table then come back later. Idk what kinda evil I am, but I love a well loved book so idc. 😊
FoxyToast
Same here buddy, I dog ear every book and not ashamed BWAHAHAH
dopaminelever
Love this. I had one English teacher recommend writing in the margins, and he ended his rant with “it’s a tool! Use it!”
niooes
Me too. They’re my books, I will enjoy them for years. I will remember my old bookmarks, where I lived then, all of those memories.
bongles
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Heeeey! I resemble that!
PacMan4Life
I enjoy salt & vinegar chips and feel slightly more empowered for the day because of this post. Thanks, @Op
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
I would stick my face into a newly opened back of salt and vinegar chips and inhale deeply.
PacMan4Life
Piccolini
Me too. I could eat a family size pack a day. I LOVE vinegar. My day is complete with this post + the S&V crisps I has earlier
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
I eat the powder at the bottom of the bag, too.
adrianontherocks
I enjoy salt and vinegar chips and feel like a failure because I do not feel like I have been doing a good job facing life’s trials and tribulations.
PacMan4Life
Sounds like you need to eat more s&v chips
mondeca
BBQ chips do not taste like barbeques, and Ranch chips do not taste like ranches, but salt and vinegar chips taste exactly as advertised.
redsmerf
Pretty much anything from Doritos doesn't taste like it's name.
RelevantImgurian
You want the vinegar part of the crisps to blow your tits off though, that’s the rule
PacMan4Life
*looks down at my chest* Well goddamn, it worked!
DiabloGrandeArts
This is the way.
Piccolini
Ever try discos bombs? A sachet of vinegar flavour came in the pack. I'd eat it raw out of the hand
telemonianajax
Ain't no party like a salt and vinegar party cause a salt and vinegar party don't stop till you have a mild chemical burn in your mouth!
Bacxaber
*chips
RelevantImgurian
Yeah, nah.
Bacxaber
You're wrong.
RelevantImgurian
They’re called crisps in the UK, where they originally came from.