Call the Police !!!!

Oct 27, 2018 2:55 PM

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who tf orders water with whipped cream .. !!!???

They spelled his name wrong on purpose for ordering that monstrosity

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I want to get a job at SB so I can be a dick to the twatwaffles that have to have their chai latte double decaf soy machiatto w stevia

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what kind of psychopath...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yo that's an option. This opens up so many possibilities

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Oct 27, 2018 5:18 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No double dipping.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

wat does that mean?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Also, your name is clearly something that can at least be truncated to "Dee".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll have what he's having.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That looks like standard amount of whip, starbucks is not extra enough

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The expression is, "talk drink of water".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Mah name geeeeefffff

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When Mike Tyson tries to say geese

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Starbucks name is Richard, not even close to my actual name of Mitchell

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine is He Who Shall Not Be Summoned, but they never call me that my drink is ready.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, hot water and cream is called silver tea, and is kinda yummy. Though the cream is poured, not whipped.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That seems like a poor mans treat (not necessarily bad) kinda like shit on a shingle (1)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is apparently toast and then tuna topped with fresh cow milk. Heard from a farm boy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many swear by it as a late night beverage before going to sleep instead of hot milk or similar.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fair enough it seems lighter than the classic warm milk

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a dog?

7 years ago | Likes 740 Dislikes 9

Nailed it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

whoa..

7 years ago | Likes 347 Dislikes 2

I'm sorry why does this guy look like Logan Paul.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 35

tfw downvoted for an observation

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn dude, way to think outside the box, may your PHD thesis go well.

7 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

No, for a stupid tweet.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

"Geff the dog"?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The dog can’t very well go get his own damn water cream, can he?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's pronounced Jiff.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"For here." Hey, Jeff what are you up to today? Oh not much Judy stopping by the coffee shop for some water with extra whip... *Click*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok... but water OR whipped cream. Not combined.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 11

But dog.

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

I honestly think my dog would balk at that.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

ice and whipped cream buttons are v close together on the register.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Barista here, the whip button is right next to the ice button. Have done that before. Sorry Geff. Geoff! Jeff? Jef? Sorry.

7 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 4

Goeff*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Gerf, thanks for asking.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could you say gif for me?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a fellow Gofef, it is actually spelt Geophph

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Yeos

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The eo is silent

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Gif?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gayphe maybe ?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Geough

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Short for Geoughreigh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeos.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But my guy it has whipped cream on the order paper. This guy asked for whipped cream on it it was no accident.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 15

Maybe he means that it's right next to it on the register

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No, on the register- the whip and ice buttons are next to each other when making the order slip

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Ohhhhhh. That's amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That'll be $6.95

7 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 2

Where do you live with such low prices?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend is a starbucks.. it's actually $6.90.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

My friend is a Dutch Bro can confirm

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your friend is a Starbucks? That must be interesting.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

yeah she lets me inside her all the time ;)

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Extra cream ??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harlot! Flush her!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then "she" gives you water with extra "cream"?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0