Oct 27, 2018 2:55 PM
biggeera
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who tf orders water with whipped cream .. !!!???
mjsmurph45
They spelled his name wrong on purpose for ordering that monstrosity
digdoug78
I want to get a job at SB so I can be a dick to the twatwaffles that have to have their chai latte double decaf soy machiatto w stevia
ChameleonFacedGoon
what kind of psychopath...
drummarts
Yo that's an option. This opens up so many possibilities
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Unbannable3
No double dipping.
wat does that mean?
Crossark
Also, your name is clearly something that can at least be truncated to "Dee".
QueefMalone
I'll have what he's having.
TeaRex1943
Callbox
That looks like standard amount of whip, starbucks is not extra enough
txtmylife
The expression is, "talk drink of water".
JFOsho
Mah name geeeeefffff
TemetNosce000
When Mike Tyson tries to say geese
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
My Starbucks name is Richard, not even close to my actual name of Mitchell
thatguyfromny
Mine is He Who Shall Not Be Summoned, but they never call me that my drink is ready.
TheMeatClownCometh
OldSwedishGrandma
Well, hot water and cream is called silver tea, and is kinda yummy. Though the cream is poured, not whipped.
RandomCatLover1
That seems like a poor mans treat (not necessarily bad) kinda like shit on a shingle (1)
Which is apparently toast and then tuna topped with fresh cow milk. Heard from a farm boy
Many swear by it as a late night beverage before going to sleep instead of hot milk or similar.
Fair enough it seems lighter than the classic warm milk
seltzerandjin
For a dog?
1WouldSmash
Nailed it
whoa..
HahaTotally
I'm sorry why does this guy look like Logan Paul.
tfw downvoted for an observation
errorexe3
Damn dude, way to think outside the box, may your PHD thesis go well.
bdesign7
No, for a stupid tweet.
z0de
"Geff the dog"?
BurlRavenscroft
The dog can’t very well go get his own damn water cream, can he?
Dsharppe
It's pronounced Jiff.
johneventually1
"For here." Hey, Jeff what are you up to today? Oh not much Judy stopping by the coffee shop for some water with extra whip... *Click*
dogmoind
Ok... but water OR whipped cream. Not combined.
Adroite
But dog.
I honestly think my dog would balk at that.
AllThatJazzzzz
ice and whipped cream buttons are v close together on the register.
knitchickscanwiggle
Barista here, the whip button is right next to the ice button. Have done that before. Sorry Geff. Geoff! Jeff? Jef? Sorry.
Inarticulated
Goeff*
ABluntForce
It's Gerf, thanks for asking.
valen00
Could you say gif for me?
theforgottenavenger
As a fellow Gofef, it is actually spelt Geophph
bannedforbholerequests
Yeos
ExplodingRobotColon
The eo is silent
TheLordofMelons
Gif?
RiddSann
Gayphe maybe ?
AFelineMassofEyes
*Geough
Short for Geoughreigh
SecondSince
Yeos.
CaptainKarver
But my guy it has whipped cream on the order paper. This guy asked for whipped cream on it it was no accident.
Belecho
Maybe he means that it's right next to it on the register
vanthemad
No, on the register- the whip and ice buttons are next to each other when making the order slip
Ohhhhhh. That's amazing.
HaveYouSeenMySonNemo
That'll be $6.95
skirtwearingdude
Where do you live with such low prices?
Throwawayaccount2395223
My friend is a starbucks.. it's actually $6.90.
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
My friend is a Dutch Bro can confirm
MAINBUSUNDERVOLT
Your friend is a Starbucks? That must be interesting.
yeah she lets me inside her all the time ;)
jayfrostie
Extra cream ??
Ausmerica
Harlot! Flush her!
Zooka128
Then "she" gives you water with extra "cream"?
mjsmurph45
They spelled his name wrong on purpose for ordering that monstrosity
digdoug78
I want to get a job at SB so I can be a dick to the twatwaffles that have to have their chai latte double decaf soy machiatto w stevia
ChameleonFacedGoon
what kind of psychopath...
drummarts
Yo that's an option. This opens up so many possibilities
[deleted]
[deleted]
Unbannable3
No double dipping.
biggeera
wat does that mean?
Crossark
Also, your name is clearly something that can at least be truncated to "Dee".
QueefMalone
I'll have what he's having.
TeaRex1943
Callbox
That looks like standard amount of whip, starbucks is not extra enough
txtmylife
The expression is, "talk drink of water".
JFOsho
Mah name geeeeefffff
TemetNosce000
When Mike Tyson tries to say geese
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
My Starbucks name is Richard, not even close to my actual name of Mitchell
thatguyfromny
Mine is He Who Shall Not Be Summoned, but they never call me that my drink is ready.
TheMeatClownCometh
OldSwedishGrandma
Well, hot water and cream is called silver tea, and is kinda yummy. Though the cream is poured, not whipped.
RandomCatLover1
That seems like a poor mans treat (not necessarily bad) kinda like shit on a shingle (1)
RandomCatLover1
Which is apparently toast and then tuna topped with fresh cow milk. Heard from a farm boy
OldSwedishGrandma
Many swear by it as a late night beverage before going to sleep instead of hot milk or similar.
RandomCatLover1
Fair enough it seems lighter than the classic warm milk
seltzerandjin
For a dog?
1WouldSmash
Nailed it
biggeera
whoa..
HahaTotally
I'm sorry why does this guy look like Logan Paul.
HahaTotally
tfw downvoted for an observation
errorexe3
Damn dude, way to think outside the box, may your PHD thesis go well.
bdesign7
No, for a stupid tweet.
z0de
"Geff the dog"?
BurlRavenscroft
The dog can’t very well go get his own damn water cream, can he?
Dsharppe
It's pronounced Jiff.
johneventually1
"For here." Hey, Jeff what are you up to today? Oh not much Judy stopping by the coffee shop for some water with extra whip... *Click*
dogmoind
Ok... but water OR whipped cream. Not combined.
Adroite
But dog.
dogmoind
I honestly think my dog would balk at that.
AllThatJazzzzz
ice and whipped cream buttons are v close together on the register.
knitchickscanwiggle
Barista here, the whip button is right next to the ice button. Have done that before. Sorry Geff. Geoff! Jeff? Jef? Sorry.
Inarticulated
Goeff*
ABluntForce
It's Gerf, thanks for asking.
valen00
Could you say gif for me?
theforgottenavenger
As a fellow Gofef, it is actually spelt Geophph
bannedforbholerequests
Yeos
ExplodingRobotColon
The eo is silent
TheLordofMelons
Gif?
RiddSann
Gayphe maybe ?
AFelineMassofEyes
*Geough
AFelineMassofEyes
Short for Geoughreigh
SecondSince
Yeos.
CaptainKarver
But my guy it has whipped cream on the order paper. This guy asked for whipped cream on it it was no accident.
Belecho
Maybe he means that it's right next to it on the register
vanthemad
No, on the register- the whip and ice buttons are next to each other when making the order slip
CaptainKarver
Ohhhhhh. That's amazing.
HaveYouSeenMySonNemo
That'll be $6.95
skirtwearingdude
Where do you live with such low prices?
Throwawayaccount2395223
My friend is a starbucks.. it's actually $6.90.
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
My friend is a Dutch Bro can confirm
MAINBUSUNDERVOLT
Your friend is a Starbucks? That must be interesting.
Throwawayaccount2395223
yeah she lets me inside her all the time ;)
jayfrostie
Extra cream ??
Ausmerica
Harlot! Flush her!
Zooka128
Then "she" gives you water with extra "cream"?