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Jun 5, 2017 9:10 AM
Drapzillar
287247
6021
117
saceti
I am sure lot of people will buy it cause its "a must have" even if they will never use it
cara59kho
Check-out girhg.com
Cheapmonk
Sveeft
SweetStache
Good for gaming
JonesOfThe3Dice
I am laughing tears and crying snot.
Phazonismydrug
Hahahha same here man!
bardman135
Recommended by the Dog of Wisdom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
Atrus5
I too have a favorite for sugar free gummy bears.
FawkesSake
Holy shit. let's kick this up a gear from "Shift", into muthafuckin "Shift Shift"
ThisIsYourLifeNow
Fave Stars!!! ★★★★★☆☆
imightbeawesome
I will never not laugh at it.
Bobthebaker
Werx great!
d65vid
I actually really want one of these but they're hella expensive.
Ihardleyknowher
If you look there's a smaller letters to the bottom right of the letters you probably type them by hitting alt or something. One handed?
diabloturbo
This made me smile
IMostlyStayInUsersubAndWaitToGetGloriousToThenAbandonAccount
Real question is, what did they mean?
ohmyapplepie
This board is very good! I've tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon watchers! Five stars!!!
nighttimesleepaids
This 'board is very good! I've tried it for 3 weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon(?) watchers! Five stars!
Rabby86
This board is very good! I've tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon watchers! Five stars!!!
Terminal56
How is agazad watxers amazon watchers
IMostlyStayInUsersubAndWaitToGetGloriousToThenAbandonAccount
Brilliant.
stoots24
ERMAGERD!!! WERR FERR!!!!
tankboy
Shift + Q, +G, +R, +D, space, Shift + T, +W, +R.
NiHyde
Is this a gaming keyboard though? Like if you want to use a mouse and board instead of controller for console.
WellIsThisTaken
So... how did he log in?
MarcFeng
You've an critical eye, critical.
4thesakeofpsyche
Maybe he was already logged in before he started using his new keyboard.
WellIsThisTaken
Far tree weex, though!
orangedoorhinge
plays all the finest acoustic tunes
DangerouslyMoist
Swedish keyboard
MotionOfTheOcean
But where would the åäöüïë be?
DangerouslyMoist
Swedish phonetic keyboard
MotionOfTheOcean
åöä are actually part of scandinavian written language and keyboard, not "phonetic". I know you're making a joke, but it just made no sense.
MotionOfTheOcean
Lil extra for you in swedish, a poem: "Ö, ö, hö ö; hö ö mö."
MotionOfTheOcean
*hö öns mö (typo)
NICKFOU
Shift Shift Shift
itsjustdrew
Gas Gas Gas
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
When there's shifting to be done, you must shift-shift.
bisqwit
Because sometimes a shift does not do it, you need shift-shift.
RakanishuBishibosh
But there is no shift-shift Only shift-shift-shift
NICKFOU
Shiftception
ReferenceCheck
✓
Jrook
how do you shift to use the shift shift function if the shift shift is on the shift?
NICKFOU
Asking the real questions
nclu
Get shifty
DarknessUneven
Ahh...the masturbator's keyboard. For right handed beater offers
AllHailTheGreen
InazumaSet
Your can spell stewardess just with your left hand!
def11111111
Golden upvote for right handed beater offers ????✊????
noahwkemp
Southpaws ftw
jedreeves
Can still type Brazzers
colinstu
Other shit I noticed you can type with just left hand: afterwards, reverse, created case. Verrrry satisfying.
skyhiro
Can still type stewardesses, consequently I think thats the longest left hand word you can type.
121E1V
sad bartcave retard?
YoungChilder
I think some keys are missing.
sinbios
You can type all the letters. The smaller letters on the keys are the secondary characters, the A-Z button flips from primary to secondary.
YoungChilder
I didn't notice that. Now the concept of this is slightly less stupid...
Hyperdetailednippleguns
But why
dav3nasty
The add says it's so you never have take your hand off the mouse. For gaming and some programs. It can type full words.
sinbios
Commonly used by handicapped people.
PedroBenecol
For them to be able to write the way they sometimes speak?
PedroBenecol
I'll shove myself out.
ourari
And furious masturbaters.
TheVainyKnight
Gamers
Twiggeh
I wouldnt game without shift and control tho
flightlessfruit
Nope. Handicapped people.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Handicapping the handicapped, brutal.
mrhobbybob
So this is a scottish keyboard?
fbutt09
Please get it right, a drink Scottish keyboard!!
AlligatorLoki
That was my first impression before I understood the joke..
Flexpert
Can't type "haggis" must be from somewhere else.
ObiWanShalomi
TSA WEE BERD !
rosebudthesled
I was reading it as a Swede.
CardsinMA
Confirmed. Read the entire thing in Groundskeeper Willie's voice.
ProphetTenebrae
Cereaza
I did it in a Swedish accent.
OfficialJoeBiden
Goddamnit I was gonna say that :(
refraNoodleJumper
immediately started reading with scottish accent...don't know why?
ButterfaceTaintClown
Fave stars
GameHunter115
Naw, we can use aw the letturs, we just cannae speak, y'ken?
Marrafaqa873
I wish I was this fluent in Scottish.
IlikehowScottishpeopletalk
Yes
youreathing
They've turned the weans against us.
Rizla65
Has she turned the weans against yeh mate aye
youreathing
Aye
NorthernBoysLoveGravy
She's turned the weans against us! She's turned the weans against us!
gawwwedAwful
Aye!
Dantelopeasaurus
*Ae!
bobstallone
Ae was seszeczsz fer a sec dare
ILike2TouchButts
Polish?
fbutt09
You took that too far...!
KEbmeistergeneral
Gaming key board
ImMisterMeeseeksLookAtMee
Gaeg evard
Vectorman2
Pretty shitty gaming keyboard if you cant type out 'n00b' or 'I banged your mom'
TheNameIWantedWasntAvailable
Macros.
TachyonCode
You can, though. Check out the Ctrl and Alt keys on the right, and the A-Z/0-9 key.
AngusCrampton
I thought it was german
AngusCrampton
I speak a little and it was the das that got me
gotmilfquestionmark
Das ist good ja
AngusCrampton
Ja das ist ser gut!!
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
it starts Germna, then it turns Scottish, then Elvish, and then back to Scottish
gotmilfquestionmark
I'm a German and I thought it was German
SuperTacticalSandwich
The one German with a sense of humor
flightlessfruit
I'm German, too, and I thought it was Dutch.
TheDizzyToast
I'm not Dutch, I'm British.
CustardBattery
I'm Dutch, and I too thought it was German
SleepyFerret
I'm not Delivery. I'm DiGiorno.
BeautifulSound
Gay Texan here, not sure who I am.
gotmilfquestionmark
You beat me to it. I'm a Vegan in Wurstland Germany. (Had to tell you lol)
ruvalo
gsurfer04
Shift
bOcEpHuSSS
For those pesky words that just won't shift!
eazolan
DAS BARD ES VER GAD! A'VE TRAED ET FAR TREE WEEK AD ET WERX GREAT! A RECABED ET TA AW AGAZAD WATCXERS! FAVE STARS!!!
trenthian
weex
PedroBenecol
"Damn right" -I.Hayes
iamalreadyaghost
This is how an angel cries Blame it on my own sick pride Blame it on my ADD baby Blame it on my AD now I have that song in my head thanks
summershank
What
jdoooogoi
Ah yes the well known song by awolnation SHIFT
mustang2733
What
gsurfer04
Shift Shift
ImAStupidFace
Let's get shifty in here
AMassivelyObeseDragon
Godammit +1
Tempcore
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
HowDoIChangeMyUsername
The number of the beasht.
JezusChrizt
scatmanCrothers
Ctrl and Alt was spawned to be released. ♫
LeiserGeist
Was all this for real or just some kind of Dell
i336
No, actually, Spacebar. This is a Mattias Half Keyboard, it "overlays" the other half of the keyboard over this half, in reverse, while 1/2
i336
the spacebar is held down. To reiterate, look at your keyboard, imagine you folded it over itself. ' becomes A, ] becomes Q, / becomes Z etc
MrNoodlemansbrother
Fuck you. I have a hard enough time with a regular keyboard.
2DumbForACreativeUsername
Why some1 want this?
i336
There are actual business reasons why you might need a free hand. :D Really! Leafing through documents or book pages, for example. 1/2
i336
*Hides* *Anticipates inevitable suggestions about what activity would best benefit from this keyboard's single-handled operation*
BlueKarat
What if you have only a left hand? There's a market.
2DumbForACreativeUsername
Haha makes sense
zebulorg
If you only have a right hand, you're fucked.
PrestoGC
That would be a good gaming keyboard because it only has keys you need
Meludan
Looks like you never played EVE Online, or some MMOs. Kappa
PrestoGC
Nope, I play MC and Overwatch.
CanadianBaconIsJustHamWTF
What if you need to type in console commands?
KoldAnkel
I cant play without Ctrl and Alt
TachyonCode
Those are on the right side.
SnoozyBat
WHO THE FUCK USES THE RIGHT CTRL AND ALT
TachyonCode
Somebody with seven fingers, I guess?
GentlemanScientist
When I played WoW I had to buy an 18-button mouse because I ran out of feasible hotkeys.
flightlessfruit
It is missing the number row.
waiwode
And the function keys!
TachyonCode
The function keys are actually the only ones missing from this keyboard. Look harder, all that other shit shares a key with other stuff.
waiwode
Not ideal for a gaming keyboard. I need Ctl, Tab, 1-6, F1-F6, Q-W-E-R-T, A-S-D-F-G, Z-X-C-V, and Space to be different keys for gaming.
TachyonCode
That's fair, just pointing out that other stuff is present.
TachyonCode
The numbers are all printed on the existing keys. You have to hit the top-right "A-Z/0-9" key to get to those, but prolly that's a toggle.
flightlessfruit
Okay, I know this is a fully functional keyboard but I meant it isn't suitable for gaming because of the lack of physical number keys.
TachyonCode
6) And it sure as hell wasn't "a breeding ground for vitriolic assholes". That all deserves a different name. Maybe "fight", not "game".
TachyonCode
2) Also, using a keyboard to game is like using a piano to type. Unless you're playing an FPS or something ridiculously overcomplicated.
TachyonCode
I expect whoever suggested it was plays games like League all the time.
TachyonCode
4) But seriously, I don't know who thought it was a good idea to make "game" mean the same thing as "spastic typing".
TachyonCode
3) Also it is missing the function keys anyway, so it still wouldn't be suitable for gaming anyway.
TachyonCode
5) When I grew up, a video game was "something pleasurable to do", not "a frenetic anxiety-inducing panic simulator".
TachyonCode
7) I mean, seriously, I can type 120+ wpm, I'm good at video games, but nothing about these online games sounds "fun".
Lilly64
Some people find enjoyment in developing the manual dexterity to play those games. People want different things.
flightlessfruit
You okay, fam?
TracyAllenParks
why would you make a board like that? Uncommon letters as the primary? I see S and E, but come on how often you gonna use QWZXV?
Xendrash
Very quizzical indeed, could my hand waltz over such a waffled board? Perhaps the xanthic markings allow for numbers, the apex of desing.
thewriterbenny
People with one hand? Idk
TracyAllenParks
Just for a point of reference for all asking, the keyboard in question (yes it's $575): http://goo.gl/k8yo97
BavarianGuy
The thing is, it's for the left hand and you use as sort of shift key for the other side and those are marked in the way that the same
BavarianGuy
finger is used, thats why q and p are one key, because both are operated with the pinky.
WinterGrasp
English is one of the languages with lots of Ws
TracyAllenParks
and the one that has Q followed by a U but that didn't stop them from making a more efficient design.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
The Jews and Illuminati control the QWERTY-industrial complex
jtsurfs
Based on this keyboard they only control QWERT
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
Sacrifices were made.
treps84
You click the a-z button in the the top right to activate the other letters, it's a full keyboard
tynansdtm
The key also says 0-9, though. Unless yellow means Alt or something.
draztik
No, For the other letters you hold down the space bar. visit their website.
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
How convenient.
sinbios
Look at the picture, then down at your keyboard. See if you notice a correlation.
TracyAllenParks
so why would you order half of a keyboard that is laid out exactly like your current keyboard but with added keystrokes for the right half?
sinbios
Because you can't use your right hand for any number of possible reasons.
TracyAllenParks
so why have a keyboard laid out *exactly* like your current keyboard and not be optimized for a one handed person? 1/
TracyAllenParks
have all the vowels out in the middle. all most used consonants at top. second most used down below. most used punctuation always present.
sinbios
Maybe you're used to using qwerty all your life? I don't know, I'm not handicapped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CooCooKaChuChu
Um... it's the left half. It's supposed to have another side.
TracyAllenParks
no, it's a one handed keyboard. the other letters are present by hitting the A-Z key. https://goo.gl/k8yo97
itsfabulous
$575.00!!!! What is it made of fucking gold?!
degenerateace
Bloody hell, I had to do a double take, it's annoying and expensive always a good combination.
sinbios
I think it's most commonly used by handicapped people, insurance covers medical equipment so prices get inflated.
xenwall
I hate this bullshit.
DraigArglwydd
It's a gaming keyboard the left side of the board has al the binds for abilities in rts and moba and wasd is movement in fps
dojan5
Really? WASD for movement and 1-4 for abilities, how does this work in a MOBA?
ir0np0ny
Will I be able to use it to animate / edit
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
GerberLegalTeam
I really do not think this is for gaming.
Klingon00
I like the concept, but why no number row for hot keys?
Muffyns
It's for Black desert online, there are no hot keys
TracyAllenParks
it does all the same things your normal keyboard does with a $575 price tag!
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
And it only has a third of the keys!
Executor32
holy shit it is $575
DevoAtTheServo
Also, you can still type Brazzers
icelandicsealbear
Why do you think they called it that? They knew your right hand was busy.
TracyAllenParks
Now that's showing forethought!
v
Homestarmy
Wasd makes no sense. Should use esdf.
hearthstoneaccount3
ESDF makes it harder to use modifiers IMO can't shift Q etc as easily
Homestarmy
So don't use shift... You have access to more keys that are closer together. Now your modifiers are QAZ if you want.
Homestarmy
Shift is only half a key further away because you place your pinky not in the center. And you're on the homerow for easy typing.
Homestarmy
The most inconvenient thing about used ESDF is that games often don't like you to change your movement hotkeys. (Fallout 4)
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
Yeah being further away from shift and control would never work for me in any game.
Homestarmy
You move your modifiers to keys that are now freed up and closer. Also have access to more closer keys since letters keys are smaller.
Homestarmy
Or shift is barely half a key further away.