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Cat tax?
takeshiboy
But, I mean, the penguin ????
EmilysMan
Recycle city bruh
MasterIckolas
#1 is... my... town... Hold me, I'm scared.
emparier
Llamas are kvlt
bpetersen
What is venomous is also poisonous.
TwoReds
#29 Swedes are like that fapping and crying, in icelandic we have "krúnka" that is shitting and fapping at the same time kúka + rúnka
AtsaMattaForYou
#7
TacoCodeRed
and the fox goes ringgnninnggninnggggningggninging
tarataqa
MRW: http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1-Step-Brothers-quotes.gif
LordNev
I may have reptile dysfunction.
CyberShardik
Fuck Tammy!
HibiscuitsTea
Theres a local sporting/huntiglng store in my area called Dave's. When Dick's moved into town, the hilarious folks at Dave's made up new...
HibiscuitsTea
bumper stickers. "Come To DAVE'S, We're Not DICK'S. Genius!
iamtheonewhobeards
Always nice to see Anderson, SC in a dump. Where it belongs.
LittleE92
Anderson is a very scary place
incubisexual
As a synesthete, turning down the radio does actually help me see better
IJustTookABathAndFeltLikeYouShouldKnowItWasAGoodOne
Siri make a note: Ask priest to bless my toilet
approvingllama
I approve of this post.
stm1969
8DX 247.
Beaverstretcher
+1 for the Canadian sniper !
TheFrozenNorwegian
So what is wrong with Norwegian Death Metal!?
whyisexistance
It's angry. Like a llama
buttercupbutt18
Why does an alligator have to take viagra? He has e-reptile dysfunction!
h0rsebot3000
I always pick the ripest avocado.
tirusr
I have this weird instinct when I'm about to hit something with my car that tells me to stop, even if I have no way of seeing it.
VainyBangStick
I've got near perfect internal compass. I've never been lost and always know the direction of home etc regardless of where I am.
Omega156
I have never picked a bad basket at the supermarket.
aleister94
When I was a kid I could always tell which red dwarf rerun was gunna play next
Keicars
Tis I, the frenchiest fry
MinervaSways
Can someone explain the smoking banana one? It's for me, I'm dumb.
whyisexistance
Hollaback girl by Gwen Stefani
tamawaster
https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY
NuclearQueef
That god-awful song by Gwen Stefani where she starts yelling about bananas. It's best if you just forget about it.
MinervaSways
Ah, I remember that.
JackSkellington59
Can someone explain #47, for a friend that is.
AdvonKoulthar
Smells like teen spirit
tamawaster
Jesus fu- ok, fine, https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg but tell your friend get out from under that rock
TresusIbor
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
IPourTheMilkFirstThenAddChocolate
What the he'll is going on in #46
DUSTANDECHOES
IT's supposed to be to the tune of "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons (I hate this band).
XUGonGiveItToYa
I would also like to know
Moriarty
Mashup of "what does the fox say" and "radioactive"
OliverClothesoff70
Read it to the tune of Imagine Dragons' song Radioactive https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU?t=32
DerpahantTheMagnificent
It's a mashup of the lyrics from "What does the fox say" and "Radioactive." Both songs were popular around the same timeframe
whyisexistance
Mashup of radioactive and what does the fox say. It was relevant once
Kuhmeister
It's a bad poem? No idea
RogueMonkeys
Showing that Radioactive and What does the fox say have the same beginning
ilikeyourpics
Oh, that song...
LivingDecomposition
It's an Imagine Dragons song where the words happen to have enough syllables that the ones they put fit. https://youtu.be/3JnxmI1ojYc
HappyEngineer
weirdly the tumblr version makes about as much sense as the original lyrics
LivingDecomposition
The actual music video is about on the same level, but at least it's entertaining because it's ridiculous. https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU