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jmulderr
I can tell this story is true because it wasn't bullshit.
chavnutsmcchav
They know a thing or two because they've seen a thing or too. And the covered it.
grimmzed
Same thing happened to my dad once, only I'm pretty sure it was bull shit
ParmaViolets
Did the car owner have to grin and bear it?
31indy
Bearz N The Hood
TakeTheStairs
Does a bear shit in the Subaru Forester?
bourbonandbaddecisions
And cue we are farmers commercial music.
alaskangoth
If a bear shits in the woods, does anyone hear it?
AtsaMattaForMe
Pyranamus
I had a similar thing happen. Was on a date, hit a horse with my Prius, its ass hit my windshield and it shit, then rolled over the car.
dropbear128
Another U.S. DropBear wanna be
LenCombs
i'm still scrolling for the punch line
DanNotTheMan
This would be a great farmers commercial lol, bear shit? We covered it!
DrKenAdams
Smash and shit. We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two. We are Farmers, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum.
CiaranMcHale
What? There was no toilet paper (or a rabbit) to hand? You've gotta have... The bear necessities. The simple bear necessities...
Rapturr
ChaosBerserker
I hit a deer. It went off my hood into oncoming traffic. Ass first through a windshield and aborted a baby on their seat. Totaled the car
rogue00ff
"And we covered it. " Cue music - "We are Farmers! Bom ba da ba bom pom pom!"
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
rogue00ff
Do bears shit in the woods? No, the front seat.
SaturdayNightFever
That just means the repair/cleaning bill was more than the "value" of the car. Insurance company screwed over the insured.
DiracsDelta
Does a bear in shit in the woods? Maybe. Or maybe they shit in my goddamned car.
djbananarama
Now we know why all those Charmin commercials feature bears overly concerned about hygiene.
theaterismylife
"AAaaahhh!!!aaaahhhhAAAAHHH!!!!"
ValiantGinger
As someone who works in a total loss department...do you even want your car back at that point?
iamthisguy247
Some bears shit in forests, some on cars. The ones in Chicago shit on a football field.
SleepyGoose
I thought the guy punched the bear.. I was confuzzeld
Davidnfilms
Heres mine.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
That shit made me literally GUFFAW.
Heljaeger
I can't stop laughing omg I'm gonna have abs but the time I stop laughwheezing
PoweredByPotato
This was you?!? I remember seeing that sitrep flying around a few years ago.
Davidnfilms
No this is my Fav car crash story. Makes me bust a gut every single time
givemewhiskeyorgivemedeath
I was once hit a bear on my snowmobile and the polar opposite happened.
hamarpain3
The snowmobile became bear poop?
avatarget
You shit on the Bears windshield?
AgentBunni
The company totally insured the bear based on the shit hood on you?
MaladaptedMedic
You died and shit on the bear so he had to file an insurance claim? Happens to the best of us, mate
JustinSane6
He vomited in your car?
JayEnfield
You shit the bear to death?
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
givemewhiskeyorgivemedeath
Hahahaha
catsandtardis
A polar bear hit you?
Zeotech84
No he shit on the bear
Blud4BludGod
Better than Shake That Bear
toissePrincess
If he died how he write this?
catsandtardis
He's actually the bear. The bear was driving the entire time
SavageGoH
What a grizzly scene to behold.
Uniacker40
Legend!
blackrasputin
The stench must have bean unbearable.
EmbraceTheBanana
I couldn't bear to look at it
nothebees
With a tinge of brown. Just a smidgeon.
Northernwest
drkduckla360
I can bearly cope. You have clawed your way to pundom.
anthisrobert
davedoesnotgetit
hopethisoneworks
A real kodiak moment
BadDragon1193
I'm thinking the Polar opposite.
Thedirtydirtdirt
Developing a trend?
PhurbuMukpodom
Must have been a brown bear!
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
Ursa worse way to total a car, I can't think of it
Dobster
Do bears shit on the hood
tomcouston
They do doo
Keicars
Bears shitting in the hood (gone wrong)(gone sexual)
shotsfayed
Britishchick17
I hate you lmao
greycatjesse
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Apparently they shit in the cab.
hawkeyehillbilly
All i know is the bears in the hood are always hard
BmoreDaviano
come talking that trash they'll shit on ya car.
vaxine19
Knowing nothing in life but to be legit.
Nalianna
don't quote me boy, i clean up shit,
ilovefluids
Gimme that..that