Tumblr Puns Are Like Dad Jokes

Dec 19, 2015 3:08 PM

Get out.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I did not get any of the puns. HALP!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i know that "palm tree"! it's in the park of lugano!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 I now have a new fear.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

just told the bikings joke and wife didn't laugh, which made me laugh, which made her laugh, 20 min. & 1 L of tears later here's your +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

tumblr is actually better at humour than imgur. More original, at least.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I saved literally all of these OP, +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure my dad sneaked into some of these posts.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Can we just agree that the dinosaur is about to shoot itself in the neck hump?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Current events, Coral!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for jurassican

10 years ago | Likes 316 Dislikes 4

+1 for Palm tree.

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If you don't love geology, Upper Jurassic!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The best part of this Is How pissed everyone gets at the puns

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This entire post is ruined by people's unreasonable rage at the mere hint of a pun.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 5

That's it, I am OUT of here.

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Haha love it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow... Tumblr blows

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

How does NASA organize a party?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They planet by renting out-a space.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a dad, I'm using this.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why do tumblrorians get so pissed off at dad jokes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I literally just threw my phone."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 If you had a childhood, you watched Dino Riders. Aka: The movie Michael Bay was born to direct.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Nah, needs more product placement.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We gotta make a cartoon by Friday... what do kids like?" - "Uh... dinosaurs... spaceships... lasers... aliens?" - "Great, make it a show."

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

had some of these toys!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking loved this show as a kid.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Every kid whose eyes were exposed to Dino Riders for more than a second loved Dinoriders.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That element one bugs me because the metal comes first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the best way to make a t rex more intimidating is to make his arms longer

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Yes yes yes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL the majority of Tumblr posts end with someone being "done" or telling people to "get out."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#1 I swear to God, I have that toy T-Rex and all that fancy equipment too! It's boxed up somewhere.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I remember saving up my allowances for ages, so I could buy the Brachiosaur. It was glorious.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bikings pun is only two puns

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They got bikings, as in a biker. Bi like bisexual and kings as in monarchs. And then Vikings for the Norse part.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had to read through the comments to learn the 4th pun. I only counted 3. thank you random imgur fucker

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually had to say "starbucks" out loud before I got it,

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I've known of this pun for at least a year longer than I've known of tumblr I think? Or, I assume anyway. Maybe im wrong. but...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhhh thank you

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Love that man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do they call a Turkey leg wrapped with bacon?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

food i presume?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Swanson

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok looks like I'll have to do this... "What?"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A " Swanson" From Parks and recreation. Sorry you didn't get the reference, but I just saw the episode.

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Apparently we'll never know...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"get out" "did you just" "im done with this website" "bye" these add nothing to a funny post

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bye

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Preach

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

agreed… but i kinda love the genius behind "i literally just threw my phone"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"get out." "how?"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can we start editing out all of the last comments like this?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

This. +1 Much agree.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur isn't much better with their +1 for ___.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just threw my phone

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#9 got it right. Throw them a curveball and tell them to shut the fuck up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The doesn't bother me until I'm reading a collection. Then it really does get stale pretty fast.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

did you just

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

But that's the crux of all tumblr humour!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally. All of it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This

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did could I you can't just not even

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It's acknowledgement or recognition. *shrug*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true, but imgur has its own set of annoying go-to's as well.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

yeah true

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They get a giggle from me on occasion

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

get out

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

im done

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda like when people on imgur comment "+1" and "this"

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

"THIS"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This. Definitely this. +1 for you

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I was so close to following my natural reflex to down vote people saying "this"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or post an upvote gif as a comment, because just upvoting wasn't enough.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I really hate upvote gifs. Very pointless.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

get out

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How?

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then stop clenching.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

did you just

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I'm done with this website.

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

I literally just threw my phone

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These add nothing to a funny post.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bye

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

-Felicia

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*Supernatural reaction gif*

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"why are people using bold and italic" "people on tumblr always repeat the punchline" "such overreactions" these add nothing to a funny post

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I think you've got him beat when it comes to useless commentary.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

like you're not funny just because you can retype what someone said a line above in bold italic text

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like you're not clever just because you can point out the same things everyone else complains about when they see tumblr dumps

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 6

like, that doesn't invalidate the complaint, like, totally. like.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

:(

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

like, you aren't funny just because you made a frowny face that EVERYONE has done before

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Aw shit now I actually feel bad for tryna roast you. I'm sorry man :(

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