Lassannn
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May 3, 2017 4:20 AM
Lassannn
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Hoenheign
Tell him you were his age when you asked that question and say "any day now"
PiGiSpi
The last writer of half life just left valve. So even if it comes before the universe dies, it probably won't be as good
GasBandit
A Lassannn post on the front page where the top comment isn't "Fuck you, Lassannn?" This is like, forgetting 9/11.
JunkyardJimmy
Bluesheild baby!
justwantedtoseehowlongicanmakemyusername
I just realized how similar kristoff and Jim from the office look
jnet1985
Now what if they released it as Half-Life 5?
DoNotEnterMyPoolAssMan
Well there will never be Half Life 3 since the writers left Valve.
kingkerry
As of yesterday, all of Valve's Half Life writers have left the company.
WalksWithNoFear
Probably the scariest monster in HL2 for me were the Fast Zombies. Their screams as they charged at you still sometimes haunt my nights
eovnu87435ds
They're waiting for the second season of Firefly before releasing HL3
gordonsbeard
March
Vatatheo
There's a free fan made game in Steam. I forget it's name, when I get home I'll reply. The game is a bit short, but it's amazing.
Unbarring
Have him play portal 1 and 2 afterwards
XKCDDaily
And then tf1 and tf2 and eventually he'll realise that valve is incapable of counting to 3
IAmYourGod617
Give him Dark Souls
wisher1977
Awww...that's sad.
Kelroth127
It's Lassannn, it didn't happen.
Horsed
Horsed
For reference https://youtu.be/_o_rHpdHB2k (okay they sit down)
SummaryA67
Do u want build a citadel?
Gath117
Tell him to go back and play blueshift and opposing forces
LeSnowhunter
Play the mods people make. Or the custom stories. They're always fun.
BlookyBoi
Lassannn in UserSub? Fuck you.
boomer0001
The last original writers just left the company. Have fun.
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
IRipFatBonks
rafilinux
Intro him to the mods!
akmarksman
Maybe people wanting HL 3 just need to let it go..?
giganticroboticpenguin
Yes and no, its sort of in the same category of Mac users wanting a competent tower that is upgradeable.
sadn00b
Death of mother earth, Never a rebirth , Evolution's end , Never will it mend....
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Well now everyone knows how Frys dog felt
NickBlacksHumor
Tell him it's confirmed
monsterhunter4lyfe
Then tell him it's just a rumor. Rinse and repeat until he is dead inside so he can catch up with the rest of us.
SonOfOden
It will be worth the weight
YesMaan
His reaction when you tell him:
BahamutBBob
Okay Frohman.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Loved that comic.
jaaaaack
Tell him to try Black Mesa. It's a really fun remake of the first one
PokeMasterWrath
Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke, ha ha fat chance.
GPLink
Bah dah dah dah dah
CotzWold
Anyway this cake was great, so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's science to be done.
Breginor
Is it finished yet? Last few times I checked they were still working on Xen.
dangerousDoc
Based on their blog zen is like 3-4 times larger
jaaaaack
I think Xen is still being developed
Paragonville
Coming out this year, though, according to them.
DrMarioSThompson
Been hearing that for at least four years
Dwarn44
I have an official copy on steam, I'm pretty sure it's out.
Paragonville
Talking about the Xen update.