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Mar 26, 2019 3:52 PM
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RideTheStimutacs
"You ready to bang knuckles?" (Sonic looks on in horror)
modi123
Started play d2 so I get these!
Triatticus
That's last one I feel so badllyyyy ouch
omngentryo
Hey I made a lactose intolerant post first. ?
Samsquantch82
Oh damn, Drifter memes? Yes please.
daioo
Hey, don't go telling the mods about this ya hear?
IsolatedThinker
"Crippling depression, bring some meds!"
Mrbrown512
So its destiny memes you want huh /a/pcjDJJt
ItsJatne
Some of these are dark as fuck. +1
TinyUser
You mean, “you want antivax memes in a destiny weapons description format?”
HighwayStar
Why specify sub-sonic? All diarreah is sub-sonic.
qtip1342
I have no friends to play this with ugh
lorcan0c
There's always people in the community willing to befriend ya. If you're a redditor, check "Team up Tuesday" on r/DestinyTheGame.
BeesKneesJohanson
#7 EVERY.FUCKING.TIME!
Housemaster
I don't know why but apart from a couple of exceptions Bungie seems to love putting unlikable knobs as their NPCs.
Icantremembermyusername
You better not be dissing my boy the Drifter!
Housemaster
It's like he's auditioning for a Mathew McConaughey tribute concert with no music.
LyonEnigma
Upvoted, favorited, banged Knuckles.
AnthonyMirandatonym
If you don’t like gambit it’s because you probably suck at it. Get good. Just have fun and kill
xGallifreyRises
I do just fine, it's playing with the thumbless monkeys I'm matched with that's the problem half the time.
SuggestedUsernamesAreWeird
Sub-sonic technically just means below the speed of sound (probably meant super-sonic) so actually all diarrhea is sub-sonic.
SuggestedUsernamesAreWeird
I hope.
Iateyourhomework
Dropped entirely too many hours into this game to not enjoy tf out of these memes.. more plez.
Noob3rts
#1 - It's like a mild form of food sickness with how much pain is involved prior to the bodily exit.
renotime
This post is alright, alright, alright.
Hullian
Alright, Alright, Alright!
CommanderCaribou
This was excellent but I'll say it. Fucking hate gambit prime and the season of the drifter did one thing right and that's lore
AnthonyMirandatonym
Get good
CommanderCaribou
Git Gud* If you're gunna correct people about getting good, get good yourself first, troll
AnthonyMirandatonym
You got it
VarriksTheLoyal
Bring me back yessss?
datrepost
They try to kill you, kill them back
schrodingerslitterbox
username checks out
xGallifreyRises
I hate gambit, but damn do I want breakneck, delirium and malfeasance
AnthonyMirandatonym
Get good
Icantremembermyusername
I did not think malfeasance was going to be so good but 15 rounds, stable, and a big explosion is real good even in crucible
CommanderCaribou
I hate to break it to you but once you get them its...really hard to use them.
jkpotatoe
Breakneck is fun! Not outrageously good, but still fun. Rampage spec is key though. And it's not too difficult to get, just super grindy.
Ginocide
Agreed. Prime compounds all the things people complained about with regular Gambit. Plus all the "new maps" they touted turned out to be 2.
CommanderCaribou
Its just a mess
CommanderCaribou
And thorn. Fuck everything else.
BeesKneesJohanson
Wait Thorn? In gambit?
CommanderCaribou
Nah Thron was just borught in with the season
OtherErinFromTheOffice
It let me down so much. I love Drifter and Gambit but man, Prime/Reckoning is just blehhh
PugetFritz
Fuck Thorn, we have too many tryhard revolvers as it is. Make something new, Bungie!
Straga27
I won't be happy till we get Hawkmoon back. That gun was my jam back in D1
CommanderCaribou
We need some Juju bro
lorcan0c
https://d2.asun.co/drifter/ Use it wisely. Ding with pride.
CuntyBunchesofOats
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WatDatBanana
You man, deserve more points, ty
Jeager7
didididingngngngng
VarriksTheLoyal
Yessssssss
Hullian
Nice! I shall Ding with Pride
TehWolfs
Gold
TheRagingScout1
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Theboywhocried
Ding
SomeScrub1
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pokeballin
noice
SexieRexie
Big ass DOT
Chols
Finally. Memes I can relate to
VarriksTheLoyal
Good dump yessss? Give me more Guardian.
renegade9
As a thundercrash titan . . . You're not wrong.
removekarling
Stopped playing around January, this season worth coming back for, even briefly? Any time limited stuff?
lorcan0c
I wouldn't say time limited, but Xur offers bounties that give powerful rewards and lore cutscenes like the Queen's Court stuff.
lorcan0c
The first cutscene we got was really good though. https://youtu.be/8F86i--8Auk
liveitup1
I need a new clan, hook me up people!
pedrotbear
Platform?
liveitup1
Pc
pedrotbear
Mmm. Sorry. Can't help you there, my clan's on Xbox.
CactiPlatypi
PSA: To all fellow lactose intolerants: get lactase pills! Eat pills, enjoy ice cream with no consequences (except joy)!
d0o0o0d
...some people seem to enjoy loading the buttzooka.
PugetFritz
Just be careful! Sometimes lactose intolerance is also paired with a sensitivity to dairy proteins. Lactase pills don't help with that!
Juggernaughtty
This explains things ...
FrenziiTheSuccubus
"When you invade and drop 6 Guardians before you leave."
NDobz
Of course it’s a hunter...
FrenziiTheSuccubus
Ginocide
But you get kicked back to your side after four...
FrenziiTheSuccubus
You have to time the kills right and catch them at spawn.
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
That is why I golden gun in gambit. Because I don't feel like double tapping
FrenziiTheSuccubus
For me, it's blade barrage all the way. I love my panic knives.
Lividcoffoe
It's like pocket sand but with a little more explanation and a lot more dead things
Lividcoffoe
Good damn it phone I meant explosion
roguishdrummer
More explanation confirmed.
RicardoVanDijke
What does this mean
Moralitea
Gametype: you fight NPCs then get a chance to invade/fight another team doing the same thing. So that then kill the whole team plus 2
RicardoVanDijke
Oh so its a good thing? Or do you fight the other players you invade?
Moralitea
It's insanely good because killing the players you invade heals the boss monster they're trying to kill plus they have to wait to respawn.
RichardJohnsonTallywhacker
Which isn't even normally possible, since it kicks you back after four.
FrenziiTheSuccubus
Normally it's not. A lucky rocket during one invasion caught them at their spawn. A last second blade barrage did it a few times.
Obalis
Wait woah what. Am i missing somethong? because as far as I know you can only max out at 4 kills before it sends you back.
FrenziiTheSuccubus
You have to get really lucky. Like if you fire a rocket or super just before you get back, it will stay in play on their side (1)
FrenziiTheSuccubus
(2) Killed 2, others ran back to spawn. I followed them and dropped my super on their spawn zone just as the first two respawned.
Obalis
That makes sense now that i think about it. I'm hunter trash so I'm usually running six shot with a thunderlord hahaha
FrenziiTheSuccubus
I'm a hunter that usually runs Blade Barrage with either a Crooked Fang or a Twin-Tailed Fox.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
I stopped playing destiny about a few months ago. Havn felt the urge to get on since. I guess after 1 and 2 up to forsaken the grind got old
RichardJohnsonTallywhacker
They just added catch-up bounties for getting to 640 power, and Gambit Prime is sweeeeet.
MrNlceGuy
Yeah but it costs 35$ which I don’t have to spend rn, maybe next month I’ll get it lol
Samsquantch82
Gambit Prime is an exercise is self-torture and I can't stop playing it.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
I picked 2 up a couple weeks ago and I'm at lvl 50 510 power. Really don't get the grind complaints. PvP is the worst I've ever seen though.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Wait until your about 20 below the max light. Then imagine that but through all of 1 too. It was fun. Just not anymore.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
But please do enjoy. It's just where I'm at with destiny
lorcan0c
It wasn't always so easy to hit that power. They made it easier after a couple patches in January so people could catch up more quickly.
RichardJohnsonTallywhacker
Go do your power surge bounties and get to 640! But yeah Crucible is kinda a hot mess.
Samsquantch82
I still play Crucible every day, but the matchmaking isn't exactly...intelligent.
Atomic2
The last 20 is very slow going. Your "powerful" drops are mostly 1 or 2 above your light level.
Samsquantch82
I play D2 every damn day. Gambit is the shit even if I want to punch through my screen half the time. YOU'RE BEING INVADED
AnthonyMirandatonym
Amen brother
MephitmpH
Always invaded by the dude with Jotunn
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Same. Gambit pisses me the fuck off but I'd much rather play that than Crucible
Delta7x
Was mad I kept going in the Crucible when I played Gambit. Found it soo much more fun
liveitup1
I'll take getting furious in gambit all day over crucible too.
NateNuss
All Lunas, dustrock and wardcliff in Crunchable nowadays. It's really no fun right now.
NateNuss
Also, if anyone wants to troll cruxable I'm looking for a team with all Rat kings to put down the howls!? Come join the fun all!!
Samsquantch82
...are we not supposed to be using Wardcliff in Crucible? Normally I'm a Hammerhead guy but sometimes it's fun to use the booms.
NateNuss
You get that 21% delirium yet?
maryjane4u
Lord of Wolves is my shit
UWantSumFuk
I'm loving the 200+ shots before reloading
Samsquantch82
Nope. Ugh. I literally just got Loaded Question last week so I'm not exactly flying through the pinnacle weapons.
edgarhSmuggler
What system ya'll on?
lorcan0c
Loaded Question is amazing. Pair it with a Masterworked Huckleberry and you'll never have to reload again.
Samsquantch82
That...is amazing. I was working on the Huckleberry catalyst just this morning.
lorcan0c
It's worth the grind. Shoot Loaded Question into a crowd, swap to Huckleberry, clean up, swap back for your souped up shot again, repeat.
NateNuss
It's a beast for clearing ads and my main fusion.100 primevils is how many you gotta merc for 21%. Xbox or Ps4?
Samsquantch82
PC, actually. I played the original on PS4 and I'd love to go back, but I'd lose so much.
Samsquantch82
The first time I fired Loaded Question into a crowd it was like arc fireworks.
TeppeMannen
I don't get any of these...
MindOfMobius
don't worry you aren't missing out
Kmpapples
Yup
TheManInTheWall
Gambit is a destiny 2 PvE race gamemode. Each team races to kill a primeval (boss). The boss is summoned by collecting motes (tokens) that
Lazaque
PvEvP
TeppeMannen
Thank you
TheManInTheWall
Are dropped by defeating AI enemies and then you deposit them in a bank. When u reach 100 collective motes, the primeval is summoned. If u
TheManInTheWall
Die, u drop ur motes. Players can invade the other team's arena to try and kill them and slow down mote collection. Every 5 motes u bank,
TheManInTheWall
A blocker (miniboss) is summoned. 5 summons weak blocker, 10 medium blocker, 15 is a powerful blocker. As a result many people like to save
TheManInTheWall
15 motes together, however dying whilst carrying 15 motes is very detrimental to the team which is where the whole "gambit" of the mode is