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Flyikng bear kills two Canadians in freak accident
"Remember, Canada has bagged milk" by iBleeedorange in tumblr
Donut on a stick
Moose in the pool
The60Minutemen
Merican Every map I've seen has Mercia on the left and Asia on the right. Lol
vexxed14
Hitler hated this site too
pdiddyismyuncle
My BF is from Canada & in the US for school. After his visa expires, I told him I'd gladly move to Canada with him so I can live my dream.
watermelonsz
As a american, our maps cut through the pacific what are they talking about? I've never even seen a map with America in the center?
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Oh, Canada, dont you dare change
BecauseIamBatman
We won't :)
Atothe2
For a second I thought you were gunna start our national anthem
spidermanisintheavengers
China is literally called the "Middle Kingdom" as in the middle of fucking everything. Literally the universe. 中国。
TheDeputyIsHere
Most ppl say only 100$ bills smell, but they all do. The reason 5$ bills or 20$ don't smell is because ppl have worn those out
Speldrawng
Fun fact: Shine a laser pointer through the dot in the middle of the maple leaf and it projects the bill's denomination on the wall. Try it!
LordSwagimaru
As someone who lives in Atlantis, I take great offense at how the Canadians draw their maps.
waiwode
But isn't Atlantis in the Atlantic?? We're sorry, either way.
LordSwagimaru
As well you should be.
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
with the map thing, I am American, and all the maps i have seen at home, tv, and textbooks all have the divide at the pacific.
sunshineastrobabe
Speaking for America: most of our maps definitely don't have the US in the center. That makes us look bad and it's not even true.
cleveranduniqueusername
As a Canadian, I approve this.
teeho
I second that
Ambasadade
That's a clever and unique username you have
saxonabeach
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAgZm3CU0AE2d1Q.jpg
cleveranduniqueusername
He doesn't have a Tim Hortons coffee. It's fake.
moosecarnage
Who in America has actually even seen one of those maps? Not a single one was in any school I've been to
Colorandrain
I have seen it several places...
abacab87
I've never seen a map like the one above.
BygoneMocha
I'm Canadian and accidentally bought one once... in Maine, no less.
osobosque
What do I have todo to become Canadian?
itsbre
Move here
jeremystoelting
And say sorry for everything
mycroft999
I grew up in the U.S. and most of the maps I remember from school were cut through the Pacific. Makes the most sense they way anyway.
PhillipJFrey
Still trying to figure out what a Beamado is
AlfredPennyworthIsHardcore
It's Bearnado, not Beamado. Sharknado reference.
PhillipJFrey
thatsthejoke.jpeg
junjito
I live in America and I have never seen a map like that. #3
narwhalhunter
I have never ever seen a map like that before
oddtee
I had to google milk bags, couldn't get my brain around the idea. Makes sense. BTW the images weren't as NSFW as I'd hoped :(
OCanadian
Can confirm. Bearnado is in the works. Source: I'm Canadian
Abbadoll23
I spent 13 years in American public schools, and I promise every single world map I ever saw was cut through the Atlantic.
iwillalwaysupvotecanada
Atlantic is interesting. I usually only see it cut through the pacific
Abbadoll23
Yea I fucked up bc I'm hungover and also an idiot.
iwillalwaysupvotecanada
Haha. The hangover brain can really mess you up :)
DarthGrizzly
As a Brit, I fucking love Canada, went there for the first time, and cried when I had to leave, TIM HORTONS IS MY EVERYTHING
jeremystoelting
I live 2 blocks away from tims the honey crulers are the best
JCPrime
Dont we all live 2 blocks away from timmys all over the country though? And yes honey crulers +1
jeremystoelting
I know right
Kimmykix
I live in the US...we have Tim Hortons here too.
DarthGrizzly
I was unaware of that, but in Canada, there's a Tim Hortons everywhere
RDMS
I'm a born and bred Canadian and don't understand the love for Timmy's. The coffee is gross.
jeremystoelting
Im not a coffee drinker so i wouldn't know but the hot chocolates and ice caps are amazing
DarthGrizzly
I don't drink the coffee, I would get the hot chocolates and the creamy chocolate chill
R3tr0P0tat0
It makes more sense than you think. Flying bear story: https://youtu.be/tvG2UwcSwmo
PhillipJFrey
Same thing happens in Nebraska (and obviously other states too) with deer. Knew some people that were killed in the same fashion
Chefreign
I'm afraid to ask if the maple syrup scratch and sniff money is real but I really want to ask if the maple syrup scratch and sniff is real.
aPokal
It's not the money. It's the canadian fingers, that smell like maple syrup.
leahatard
It's real, indeed!
residentbiologist
It is indeed a thing. We're very proud of it.
toukies
I was told I was crazy when I told a friend that my money did smell of maple. BUT IT DID!!!
TheThirdKindofHeat
No. I was in Canada just last summer. Scratch-n-sniff money is not real. I also reconfirmed it with the CanuckBucks I still have leftover.
LadyArwen
It was only the $100 bills when they were first released a few years back.
geekontwowheels
Canadian here. They DO smell sweet (almost syrupy) but it is simply a happy coincidence.
friskywhiskey
YES it is real! I have smelt it on new $100, $50 and $20 bills. It wears off, but they definitely do!
DeniseReade
I know they're trolling but I really want this to be real.
omgitsfirefoxx
I thought it was stupid, but I worked retail and had a stack of 100s and took a whiff. CONFIRMED.
mapleleaf88
I've only ever noticed on the $100 bills I've come across... But I don't normally smell my money.
SimZz
It was bait. Peoples believed it so much that the governement officially came out and explained that, no, our money isn't a scratch n' sniff
zorbivore
It's only on the hundreds
TheLaudanumGuy
Except some of it did. I only found it on the hundreds though. I swear to god it smelled like syrup.
SimZz
We have the brain of an ork. Believe in something and it'll be true
clm2
As a Canadian I didn't even know this existed....I have now sniffed all of my cash to confirm ! Why am I so proud of this?
BigJu
http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com//news/canada/scratch-and-sniff-cash-canadians-ask-bank-of-canada-about-ma
TachyonCode
Maple is awesome and you should feel proud.
BigJu
Bank of Canada says they don't add any smell. Bills just smell like maple :) probly the material intrinsic smell. Beatiful coincidence :D
BingleyBingleyBeep
And? Does it work?!
clm2
Yes!
LaLaLaLisa
Oh yes.
zorbivore
It's only on the hundred dollar bills
HeckingBamboozled
It actually is real :)
ImSorryEh
Its true, though the downside of the money is if you leave it in your car when its really cold, it can shatter into pieces
creamiestGreen
To those saying it's real... It isn't. Get a fucking grip.
DahJoker
It is real and they are also VERY hard to rip, nearly impossible
downvotersarejusthipsterswhoneedahug
The bills also freeze & crack and melt in heat! They're really not that wonderful, just pretty looking
bnieu2
Unless it's a cold day, I live just across the border and I had to count some of the money when it was really cold out (1/2)
bnieu2
And I ended up cracking one of the bills because they were really cold.
BlacklightShining
What? Canadian money is weak to /cold?/
Tnevs31
Until there is like a tiny tiny little rip then it rips when you look at it ( I worked with the new money last summer)
maddasahatter
It isn't real. The plastic that it is made from has a sweet smell. If you shine a laser in the maple leaf if tells you the currency number.
katycatt
ITS NOT REAL EVERYONE STOP SAYING ITS REAL! Someone was saying the new bills were wasting money because of the polymer and holograms 1/2
katycatt
and said they even put a maple scent into them but the mint has refused and of course they wouldn't because what a waste of damn money 2/2
sincerelysparrow
I work retail, when we get fresh money from the bank and I count it, I swear to God it smells like maple syrup.
katycatt
I promise it doesn't
triagepony
boys gonna soon be putting on his runners and going for timmies to get his Double-Double, Timbits and a two-four or beer maybe a mickey or 2
itsbre
Ok I'm as Canadian as it can get, but what is a Mickey? Also, I've only ever heard them called running shoes, not runners
Gdonald
THIS is a Mickey! http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/captain-morgan-spiced-rum/500504
triagepony
Mickey is those flask sized bottles you get at the liquor store. From Fort Mac to E-town, I've grown up with them as runners
itsbre
Ahh see I'm too young to drink, so I don't know the terms. I live in Toronto, so that's probably why we have different slang
iamazappafan
Stop what you're doing right now and google image a picture of the Canadian Supreme Court. Indistinguishable from a Santa convention.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Not gonna lie, I really wanna see bagged milk in person.
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
Or visit South Africa. It's an everyday item here
Therearetoomanyusernames
I did not know that. Being in the US, Canada is much closer tho.
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
But South Africa is a way better holiday destination ;)
Therearetoomanyusernames
Lol Don't go offending my Canadian neighbors! But you are probably right. Definitely warmer.
HomicidalDirtMuppet
https://junkdrawer67.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/milk-bag.jpg
Therearetoomanyusernames
In person!
HomicidalDirtMuppet
I'm sorry. Let me just get my teleporter so i can come to you and show you the picture IN PERSON. Sorry
Therearetoomanyusernames
Haha no need to get lippy!
toukies
Come visit me and I'll show you :)
Therearetoomanyusernames
That sounds so dirty. Lol I'll visit one day tho.
toukies
Not dirty, just friendly. I *AM* Canadian, after all, heh? ;)
Therearetoomanyusernames
I know, I'm just messing with ya. Lol Thanks for the invite. I'll be up to visit my northern neighbors eventually. =o)
cleveranduniqueusername
Hey now. We can be both.
toukies
Is that an invitation?
Randomice
If Canada was just a little warmer I'd move there.
cagedgreat
Calgary has Chinooks through the winter. It does get cold, but is broken up repeatedly through the winter with warm weather. It's awesome.
KarmaRaven23
British Columbia. Same basic environment as Washington - or so I understand, accent isn't as French, and potential for Bigfoot sightings.
BecauseIamBatman
It's been a really warm winter.
Speldrawng
In southern Ontario, you can see -40C in the winter, and +40C in the summer.
teeho
It needs to be a lot warmer
cleveranduniqueusername
It's actually warmer than most winters right now.
teeho
Still too fucking cold
Sureletsgowiththat
It needs to be colder. And snowier.
TheLaudanumGuy
Fucking El Niño.
Randomice
My brother was in Edmonton over Christmas. He reported temperatures of -23. I admit I am not sure if it was C or F. Not that it matters.
cleveranduniqueusername
Has to be f. It's only -5c now.
Randomice
Ah, that is nice and balmy. But I am staying here in Georgia where it is a nice warm 42 F.
cleveranduniqueusername
I've always wanted to see that part of the US. But not enough to move there.
cleveranduniqueusername
But wait. That would make it like 30 degrees f.
HorseDragon
It's not that cold in NL, but the arctic current wind chill is unbearable and we can get 21 feet of snow in a winter (half that is average)
Randomice
Yeah...no. The SAD alone would probably kill me. :)
teeho
Killed me for sure
CanadianShitposter
Move to BC, our winters are mild and summers are comparable to California.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Hah, fuck that. I live in Vanderhoof and it gets right fucking cold.
CanadianShitposter
Yeah, I bet all 30 people up in Vanderhoof get cold during the winter. If someone moves to BC, they're gonna move to Vancouver or Victoria.
LadyArwen
They call where I live "Kelownafornia", it's in The Okanagan Valley for those curious.
FrozenCoast
Cold in the winter though.
ThreeCheeses
Our mountain didn't even get snow last year here on van isle
CaliMentality
I'm not falling for that. I used to live very close to BC (in Washington) and it's cold as fuck compared to my current SoCal weather.
CanadianShitposter
In the winter, yes, but summers are pretty warm in this area.
Randomice
What part of California would that be? I checked Wunderground. Vancouver's high temperature barely reaches 75 F. I am staying in Georgia.
CanadianShitposter
For the most part, summers are 30 C or more, which is about 87F. I would think that's at least warm enough.
Randomice
That is almost acceptable. But how long are those summers? In Georgia summer lasts from March till October.
GasVein
Think Seattle. That's more like Vancouver weather.
MontyPythonQFHG
i am in south Ontario and right now its sitting around -4C (25F) and thats not even close to the north D:
monkeyduels
As a Canadian, I didn't know about the map thing. I thought all maps cut through the Pacific.
namiasdf
Yep.
n2nw
People say that those maps are nautical maps since they keep the two major oceans intact, and thus can have details written in about them.
HisDudness
I can tell you all the maps we had on a US Naval ship had them that way.
HisDudness
As for why, I don't know. I just drove the bitch, didn't navigate.
Meltemi
Same here as an American. I think the hivemind consensus last time was a maritime map - cuts landmasses, leaves water intact to show routes.
aPokal
I also remember it was said to be a nautic map.
LaBix
There is no requirment for a world nautical map as it lacks detail. You have small detailed charts for where you're going through.
MTB446
It's because most maps are centered on the prime meridian and cut roughly on the international date line
tamlynn
I have a world map from Korea and it is centred on the Pacific (Europe/Asia on left, NA on right). It cuts through the Atlantic.
Knilore
It's nice to know Americans aren't the only "special" who can't imagine people might have different perspectives on the world.
SURPRISEscience
Most US maps do too. Like literally every one I've seen or considered using.
XavierWolf
Have you ever seen the maps where the emphasis is on the Southern Hemisphere?! So out of control!
leahatard
Me too!
sweetnaivety
as an American, I own a globe.
joshym90
In Australia we just print doubles of some countries.
TreeSparrowDY
Britts cut through the Paciffic too... But that just puts US at the centre of it all :L
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
Newbs. As a 40 year old who grew up in a little place called Tomball, not only was the map centered on the US, it was centered on Texas.
melladior
37 yrs old here. Same. My world civ teacher bitched about it CONSTANTLY. Hi, Mr. Bshara!
Lethalshroud
Same
fifidarlingf
I've only seen maps with north America in the middle....
hyssop
I live in New Zealand and its always through the pacific
lindsheath
Me too!!!
GaseousSnake
Most maps do in the rest of America (the continent), I actually have never seen maps cutting through Asia before.
Shkyboy
Same here, I'm English
Tatelina
As an Australia, I concur. It's common sense!
cantoization
MEE TOOOOOOO
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Right?!? I mean it makes sense to cut up the map y geographical coordinates and then place 0 at the center of both axis; does it not?
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
Here in Brazil's in the same, we're just too chill about shit.
ILikeWhereThisIsGoing
I second this.
Karilyn
IMO the south-up world map, is by far the most aesthetic
and should always be used for general use.
Dupr
I remember when Paul Bearnado killed those people. Damn shame.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
As an American I didn't know about the centralizing the Americas thing.
Smugglecats
Agreed I've never seen a map with North America in the center as an American myself.
MantisTobagganMD
American, never seen that N.A. central map outside of this post. We use the standard New World on the left, Old World on the right dealio.
Euronyme
Do you have Australia to the left?
HeroThatWasNeeded
TIL that Americans are putting the wrong nation in the center. China belongs there.
glitterlady
American here: There was a big, eight foot wide map with NA in the center on the wall of every public school I attended.
dakvas
I have a giant map in my hallway like this. I never knew maps were drawn differently until i saw that tumblr post for the first time.
shyriath
American also: I recall that the world maps in my elementary/middle schools were N.A.-centric. Might this be a thing with older maps?
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
Yeah, I think when the internet became a thing, we collectively realized how egocentric we were.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Aye most maps I've seen are that way. But I have seen one with Australia in the center and let me tell you, that was weird.
TheSaltyCaptain
I have absolutely never seen one with Australia in the centre. Our maps put us at the bottom right area, and always include Tasmania.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
2: reasons to make a map that way. But, man, it really did look weird.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
To be fair, the map was shown to me by a professor emphasizing the point that it wasn't technically wrong, and there could be various 1
chaquitabananana
I'm American-- never seen a map like the one shown!??
ErinDinning
It makes sense. Aka why we do it but you know America always has to be the center of attention
datester35
I live in America (Illinois) and I have never seen a map that wasn't cut through the pacific.
DevonGronka
Most of ours go through the pacific, too.
StatelyRavenOfTheSaintlyDaysOfYore
as a kiwi, same.
BaggedMilkEH
FUCK YEAH BAGGED MILK
poochyena
so, how do you open bagged milk, and what advantage is there? I thought it was a joke for the longest time.
JulieMuse
You put it in a pitcher and just cut a small hole in the corner of the bag. I guess it wastes less carton and it takes less place? Idkwhytho
Kougeru
Unless you use the entire thing in one go, I don't see the point. If I have to store it again, might as well have gotten a jug.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Nah, it stays fresh just fine. A 2 litre of milk doesn’t stay in our fridge long enough to go bad.
TylerWarranty
LadyArwen
I think bagged milk is an Ontario thing, haven't seen it since moving to BC :(
jeremystoelting
Ya
OhNoIBlinked
It's also in Quebec. I live in the US and miss bagged milk so much!
FrozenCoast
It seems to have gone away here in BC. I remember it from when I was a kid. Sucked when you cut the hole too big.
J4Y1450
FUCK YEAH WATERPROOFED AND SCENTED MONEY
Tnevs31
Fuck yeah Tim's cards for Christmas EH
iwillalwaysupvotecanada
I bought one for a now exfriend. I kept it myself
Tnevs31
That's not very Canadian of you eh
iwillalwaysupvotecanada
Eh. She was a bitch and a bully. haha
OKiluvUBuhBai
No see it's funny because of their user- .... Oh never mind.
RadishIsAMeat
Not sure why it is a strange concept, nearly every coffee shop in UK uses bagged milk...
kohrah
Very strange concept here in Finland.
kohrah
Very strange concept here in Finland.
AskAboutMyFoot
We're not talking about the UK, though.. we're talking about 'Murica.
AskAboutMyFoot
We're not talking about the UK, though.. we're talking about 'Murica.
thatothermike
I live in the US, in Wisconsin, we have bagged milk and orange juice at the convenience store. They're not as popular as the jugs, though.
saudage
Kwik Trip!!!
thatothermike
Yeah, buddy!
DevilishlySexyStarfish
As a Canadian, I get that it'd be easier for dispensing at a coffee shop, but does anybody really use bagged milk in their houses?
AstrologyR
Not all of Canada does it. Like, I know Alberta and Saskatchewan don't use bagged milk, but Ontario does. You just need a container.
Kougeru
Like a plastic jug?
judyirene93
Sorta, it's like a pitcher, and you put the bag in it, then you cut the top corner to pour it. You don't need to seal it, it will stay 1/2
HarvesterZERO
As a Michigander, I often dream of being Canadianized. I just don't know how to tell my eagle that I have to trade him in for a moose.
reaper1gulf
Better than a hijab, which your about to be putting on in michigan...
HarvesterZERO
I bet it would keep me warm when I have to shovel outside, and also keep the neighbors from complaining about my fence. Where can I buy one?
Snowentific
As a Minnesotan, pretty sure we made the trade in spirit a long time ago
mapleleaf88
Minnesota is the Canada of America. And Alberta is the America of Canada.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Fuck ya, cow town represent!
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
My ex was American (I'm Canadian) and he once ended an argument on facebook with "Sorry I can't hear you over all my freedom and eagles" (1)
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
And my friend cleverly replied with "We have more freedom than you do... and eagles!!" (2)
TheCollegeOfIrrelevancy
Ah but he didn't realize he said sorry first, so who was the real winner there?
WhereDidAllTheAnvilsGo
As an Australian, I'd happily trade my emu. Not my kangaroo. But that emu is an asshole.
veesee
I will trade you my moose and my maple syrup allowance for 1 year for your kangaroo.
TheCommunistManifesto
As an Ohioian, fuck you guys and your College football teams!
BetaWolfOcho
Fun fact: Michigan refuses a bridge from Canada
TubbzMcgee
Fun fact: We already have four bridges from Michigan to Canada and don't need a 5th one.
RB7Bharde
I'm from Jackson!
thebiglebowskifromaustralia
You mean, the glorified pigeon?
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
Michigander! I love it :) Like Goosey Goosey Gander (disclaimer, I'm Australian, I don't know if that's a thing over there)
LaLaLaLisa
Bring him! We have eagles here.
RinnelSpinel
As a New Yorker I am ready.
CanadianMooseRider
As a Canadian. I can assure you it is a trade that is worth it. I would also like to note we love our beaver
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Just try not to use the word "succulent" in your explanation. He might freedom you on behalf of the animals.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Please don't ask how I know this.
ACRevolt
If you want to be Canadianized you need to learn that Canada's national animal isn't the moose but the Beaver
opsmomisanicelady
Michigan: "Don't leave! Damnit why does everyone leave."
Krys2015
We do have eagles here, so feel free to bring him along. Also, Sorry.
Leraku
A noble dream. Hello, fellow member of the Earth's High-Five.
ChuckChuckRazool
Traitor! The whole of the 705 area code can be scrubbed off the map and turned into the upper-upper "penninsula," populated only by bears.
Jokesterwild
No wonder my cousin has been able to live in your state for so many years. Must just feel like a small piece of Canada.
Riddiculous
As a Brit. you are our best colony Canada <3
WannieTheSane
Ahhh, stop.
Riddiculous
<3
Jehrman
Hi, fellow Michigander. If you get a dual-citizenship, do you get to keep both? I've wondered this for years.
GasVein
Yes, as a dual citizen you hold two passports
Jehrman
Yay! I don't have to get rid of my Eagle, JFK then :)
ayrazar
Beaver.
collinslemongin
Yes our majestic beaver
sandybrothman
wise choice
LMeire
Fun Fact: Idaho, Washington and Oregon were all literally a coinflip away from being Canada just after the Louisiana Purchase.
AwwYissMothaFuckinProcrastination
Aggressive US western expansion policies would have corrected that over time
ThomasWaithe
And we want the Alaskan Panhandle back too.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Former Chicagoan. I've been living in the U.P. of michigan for the last 8 years, and im about ready to cross over any time now.
tylertlat
The UP? That means you'd have to cross the Superior. Good luck.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Any yooper that has been back and forth will tell you otherwise.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Wait... I have confused myself. I thought you meant to Chicago.
CanadianLadyMoose
You don't have to trade it, we have more bald eagles than America does they live in dumps and eat garbage. Bring him along.
cattywumpus
As a former Yooper, we're practically Canadian, except for the healthcare and cool money.
Nellybear
As a current yooper, where did you hail from
cattywumpus
Marquette. I've been in Chicago for a few decades though.
aaakeith
Hi from Grand Rapids!
tazerface
Woot!!! G.R. FTW
SirMaizeAndBlue
Hello from Belleville
WannieTheSane
Clearly not, or you'd have pronounced it Ballvalle.
SirMaizeAndBlue
What?
WannieTheSane
Sorry, didn't imgur lately. I once spent 15 mins explaining to a guy where I was from, told him where it was, everything. He had no idea 1/?
WannieTheSane
I finally pulled up Google maps and he said "Oh, BELLville, I know Belleville. I thought you said Ballvalle". So many people in Kingston 2/?
vexxed14
As a Canadian, you wouldn't get a moose in return for your eagle but the choice between a beaver or a goose.
actualjesus
No, don't be ridiculous, a goose costs 3 eagles and a beaver costs 5
DonjuanV
As a Canadian. that is correct
CptnDIstraction
As a Michigander we already have your geese
ScreamimgGoat
Beaver, please.
ScreamimgGoat
As a Wisconsinite: same. My eagle knows, he just screeches at me and plays "born in the usa" on repeat.
thekuebes
You don't even border Canada
ScreamimgGoat
That changes nothing
Rtaxx
Ex-pat 'Muricans who have been Canadianized get a special moose adapter which is basically just a perch for your eagle that mounts
Rtaxx
between the antlers. They tried a back seat kind of perch for a while, but eagles wont ride bitch, so they all agreed on antler mounts
mememurderer
Omfg yes!
RaychelElsbernd
As another Wisconsinite I feel your pain
HarvesterZERO
I don't think your eagle has read the lyrics to that song. It's not exactly a glowing recommendation of our great nation..
mirria
"Dennis Leary - Asshole" is a better representation of Americans, from a Canadian perspective.
ScreamimgGoat
Eagles can read?
TubbzMcgee
Mine can.
wolfetrax
I dunno, can we?
madcatz1417
barvo