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Hi there! My name is Angee and I thought I'd share a great conversation I had about this fun new device! #nintendoswitch #funny #gaming #dong
EDIT: I removed full names and photos for everyone who was concerned. Thanks pals.
EDIT 2: Thanks for taking it to the FP, you sick bastards.
The original FB post is not on my personal page. It's located in a private group for video game jokes and the dildo was placed on purpose as a troll. He definitely knows it's there, as you can see by his funny responses to mine in the comments. It's nice to know that more of you will message with concerns and to help someone out than to send creepy messages and #dong pics. Rock on!
AbridgedKirito
MrDoodleFuddleBunch
Idiot me actually tried to click the fecking GIF...
TankDrop
Oml, we have the pleasure of being graced by the op of the source! Very clever conversation, not to mention wtf that picture.
justausernameiguess
Yes. Good stuff
lysinedispenser
Who else pressed the button to run the gif?
madjellyfish
I was so confused it took me like 15 min to notice the dildo
Gasnia
Angee might be wife material with that sense of humor.
FurryBallsPloppedMenacingly0nTheTableINC
Mine works great but I think some one sat on it wrong their is a curve in it now
TheBlackVan
I guarantee that isnt the only cause of Bent-Dix-itus. I'm a virgin with a bend.
B99Reactions
Word of the day #dong
TheEdmontonMan
"about this fun new device!" /r/hailcorperate
Elpepitos
Alright. I'll admit, that was pretty funny OP !
Imaginarian
"Seems so small in my hands, but feels bigger when docked."
Resurrectionist
"egonomic" "can play with it for hours without discomfort" Definitely NOT talking about the Switch
Imaginarian
Lol, it's good when you just use the joycons detached
mmmmfunnyy
#funny #gaming #DONG lol
Groose
Tell him to lick it. The game cartridge i mean
AllBugsAreInsectsButNotAllInsectsAreBugs
Why did you censor Jessie name? 420?
Chrsstffr
I only play in hard mode, it's more rewarding when you beat it
alertlink2b4
I got a switch yesterday because GameStop was doing a buy 2 pre owned products get 1 free and amazingly they had 3 pre-owned refurbished
alertlink2b4
Like new switches so me and 2 friends all got one
ItIsThatGuyOverThere
SuperSassySauce
I'm getting a switch tomorrow! Or Wednesday...
StarryPlough
Didnt get enough likes on Facebook so posts it on Imgur
Annondorf
In a group on Facebook for Video Game folks and I felt the imgurians needed to be included.
TheJoeFromWisco
CristiSsS
stonebrood
they released a physical copy of cave story for the switch? i mean power to Pixel but jeez are they ever milking a 13 year old game
PickIeRick
Any good?
stonebrood
it was my favourite game in high school. after a sort of rocky start it's a really solid platformer. the history of its creation is neat
aethyris
DatUncle
Nice work redacting Jessie's name.
iScreenshotGifsAndUseThemToComment
Detachable peeeeenis
ilovecake
Such a classic tune
BorkBorkasson
Always a +1 for King Missile. :D
LordofGoats
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.
staringinthevoid
It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble.
EMTMarv
L0RDSKELET0R
First name and last name exposed. Smh, release the Kraken
Annondorf
I only exposed my own name. I fear nothing! Maybe... err... yikes.
L0RDSKELET0R
Consider the kraken released????
GodApollo
Inb4plentifulinboxdicks
HipHopSaint
Your daughter is adorable. You should re-upload these pics with your profile pic and last name covered
Annondorf
Thanks!
dp487
We'll remember you like this.
Annondorf
All I ever wanted.
TheBlackWindHowls
If it were possible to edit the image, I'd say to go ahead and censor the photos as well. It may unfortunately be too late for that.
Annondorf
Will do!
TheBlackWindHowls
Oh, wow, you really can edit images when they've already hit FP? Well, that's pretty lucky, then. Nice work!
TheRevolutionist
Geez you were incredibly easy to find. You're gonna regret not blocking your name later. Unless you like random people contacting you.
TheRevolutionist
Many of those may or may not contain a dick pic
Annondorf
Only one message so far and it was o tell me the same. Fortunately, I have security settings up where I have to approve messages. Fixed!
Memnoch112
And Jesse's, just saying
FernandoRumdebum
You've let on that you do sexual activities. That is literally all the opening most twats need to send you dick pics
Annondorf
You're not wrong. I've not received anything lude yet. Went ahead and edited photos JIC.
FernandoRumdebum
Good call. I wasn't even being hyperbolic, there are so many sickos on here who live for that sort of opening (giggidy)
Iankill
Not a dragon dildo what a casual
alexcoldt
Please, if you don't have a three foot long flared horse cock dildo then you might as well just go home.
ChokolateLovin
ADHDFox
Bad dragon is expensive af. Normal dildos are waaaay cheaper
shalajarias
Yes but their quality is also waay better. I'd rather use those than cheaper normal ones
ADHDFox
I mean same xD. Plus BD does some good sales if you time it right.
FG360
Splorch. Google it.
malakim
Not gonna lie, its kinky as fuck... sadly not many vids.
TaylorTostanoski
Whoah, whough, wghoght, WGHPHOUGHTKE! DEAR GOD WHO INVENTED THIS??!! CTHULHU??
Snoopi252
Thatguywhohateseverything
My ex had a bunch of those. Creeped me out.
Toyfan1
Whats the problem with a dragon dildo or two?!?!?
Thatguywhohateseverything
They're pretty intiminating. Made me felt like I wasn't good enough :(
00000042
nothing is better than the real thing ;))))
aether11
RamenFlavourPacket
Snoopi252
squidmaster42
That did not take long
ChuckWeiss
It's almost as if they used it on the first comment they saw.
aether11
SSSSHHHHH
MuppetMonster84
I want to give you soooooo many more upvotes! I'm getting a dragon dildo for Christmas! I can't wait!
merlinious
My buddy used to make those.
Ravenuser
So Christmas won’t be the only one coming...
TheBlackWindHowls
jesse3195
Mine comes in Wednesday!
MezzedUp
GuessWho7197
https://i.redd.it/ux61gycmsskz.jpg
Snoopi252
ABillionDucks
Why not both?
PaulyParker
DeathMaker900
Lmao perfect
OldKobold
TheBlackWindHowls
Is that Jack Black in the background?
shalajarias
Which one? I recently got one again and I'm already eyeing a new one xD
MuppetMonster84
Cockatrice
shalajarias
Cool! :) That one is nice, just the printer texture is very visible so it's not as smooth.
MuppetMonster84
That's how I like it!
Direwolflord
I'm tempted to get one from that site, but I'm really not sure which to go for
shalajarias
That's always difficult, I would mostly look at measurements as some look interesting but then can be very big,like the small Flint (my fav)
Direwolflord
Wish their samples weren't 10$ rather expensive given their regular prices
TheShadowsLengthen
...is this a new fad ? Dragon dildos ? What's next, you're going to buy an ovipositor dildo ? (you know you want to google it :D)
MuppetMonster84
I could see that being a reasonable addition to my collection.
TheBlackWindHowls
Bad Dragon is a company that specializes in... unorthodox dildos, inspired by creatures of fantasy, sci-fi, and mundane beasts.
JokeDestroyer
I googled it. Not even fazed. Frankly, I'm surprised they haven't been around longer.
DeathPugCatGamer
Damn I did Google it -_-
ABillionDucks
new?
totallynotaghost
Oh honey...
AbsoluteMercenary
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
https://imgur.com/0ExkdpY
TheShadowsLengthen
It's a new ploy created by the genestealer cults. Fake, fake, fake,...oops, real...
Kennator64
Genestealers are a bit more, direct. It's far more likely a Slannesh cult ploy.
AbsoluteMercenary