Nov 18, 2017 7:04 AM
whattheshitisthat
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He found “the one”. I found out he didn’t mean me.
touchednotbyanangel
Kudos to you. My friend got married last weekend was told morning of " I'm inn to far to call it off" took some cash out of card
Souljah42
So you're single? You should have a talk with your inbox .. It's about to get the Hollywood treatment.
JeffGodofBiscuits
better to find out now
Coolguyzone42069
@BlameTheNargles
Huggitt17
So you're saying you're single now...
madpoopz
Similar thing happened to my friend. She made the right choice fucking other guys in their bed before she kicked him to the curb.
SheldonCooper1510
Congrats on dodging a bullet.
RingyDingy
Better you find out now than ten years in
yomisimie
Soo, you single? And ready to mingle?
wjfloater3000
You are lucky then most you found out early
wouldyouthough
After creeping on your profile... Im confident you'll have no bother getting new and better
alfmeister6227
Have you ever thought, he may not have been good enough for you?
FlamingoKick
After 3 years dating, my exhusband found his "one" 3 months into our marriage. Be happy you are free now.
AroobaOogaFromAcrossTheSea
Just wait. Give it a couple years and he'll say he found another "the one" again. And again.
ButchKween
Soooo you're single
salinm3462718
I"ll marry you , you sweetheart
castlemacaw
People change and it's hard but it's going to be ok. There are a lot of amazing people out there. Stay optimistic and open to growth <3
Taargus89
Good. I wish i had. Now im dealing with a divorce and all the emotional bs that Comes with it.
epsilonmonkey
You are lucky. 22 years married. Nasty divorce. I had cold feet before the wedding. I wish I had not gotten married.
IHatePicturesOfYourChildren
You will be thankful he did that before marriage, and he'll figure out she isn't actually the one two kids later when he hates her. You good
wargames
so op is single?
Patternsofculture
Don't look back. There are better, happier days ahead even if it doesn't feel like it at the moment.
VegansCauseAutism
prediabetes
your username lol
XxDreMisterxX
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Spettel
Same thing happened to me almost 5 years ago. I did a lot of soul searching, found myself, and am a stronger person now. You will be too!
puddleofaids
Time to get stinking drunk @op Bollocks to that mug anyways. Better now than few years down the line.
TheWorseJuan
I feel this, just watched the love of my life marry someone else 2 weeks ago
dotnetbeast
Anything I can do to help?
drdavessardogs
Better now than later. You will look back in 5-yrs and say "I really dodged a bullet there"
Datsinginguy
That guy will do it to every girl. Even if she is "the one". Let him go and you'll hear about it later and laugh.
Hrafna55
Yep. Now go out there and have a great life
lordbucket
It's possible that he's saying it right now. We're only hearing half the story here.
sckrlfe
Maybe he dodge the bullet.
minkeymagik
I really wish I would have had something like this happen to me. 15 years later and divorce is a nightmare
Arkayb33
How I felt 5 years after my ex divorced me
Stuebydoo
Yep this. He actually did the decent thing and told you
pipicacaboudin
No man. Maybe he is not a piece of shit. Maybe she didn't dodge shit.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Bullet = marrying the wrong person
Thanks, not saying he or she is bad, it was just not the right fit. Better now than in 5-years is my comment.
poopstermcpoop
This is the most generic reply when someone breaks up with someone...."you really dodged a blahblahblah"
Call me Neo
ZiggyStardust80085
I hate how he is thought to be the bad guy here.It is terrible to go through something like this,but honesty is 1000 times better.
He's not the bullet. Marrying the wrong person is the bullet, and she dodged it.
Not saying he or she is bad, marriage if fricking tough. Better to walk away now than be sitting here in 5 years going "What have I done?"
BullshitInhibitor
That must not have been my Wife doing the shooting...
RudeRobby
correction, with the current abundance of automatic weapons and mass shootings, we now say ‘I really dodged a lot of bullets there’
dougpeck
The abundance of automatic weapons is no higher now than before. Their abundance in civilian hands has only gone down/flatlined for decades.
theRealZissou
Wait who’s got automatic weapons
Some1OnceToldMe
Damn son, you got no chill.
ItsJatne
FlappyButtholes
correction, you don't dodge bullets as most of them exceed the speed of sound.
chamipon
Speak for for yourself homie
IS that you NEo?
WellWhyTheHeckNot
Drink lots of wine, cry a bit, sleep it off, and then start fresh.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Don't forget to f*** his best friend.
khalimwu
sure, give him reasons to say "im glad we are not engaged anymore"
Justindudebro
Not saying I agree with the comment, but he's decided to leave her for someone else. Why should she care what he thinks?
then why fuck his friend in the first place if she wont care what he thinks.
LangdaaTyaagi
laugh a bit too
Knacks
1. Drink lots of wine. 2. Cry. 3. Sleep it off. 4. Goto 1. Got it!
AManNeedsANewUsername
What happens if it’s been three years and you’re still sleeping it off?
You only get 1 life (unless you are a cat). If you are a cat, you have to tell me.
Clemptor
Booze makes it worse.
Scurix
Nuh uh
Yes huh!
LaLechugaDelDiablo
Sell the ring and buy really expensive, impractical shoes impractical that you otherwise couldn't afford.
bobthaDriver
Best advice I have seen in a while
IHaveATacoBellSign
Sell the ring, invest it, make billions, buy company he works for, fire him.
Satan, is that you?
touchednotbyanangel
Kudos to you. My friend got married last weekend was told morning of " I'm inn to far to call it off" took some cash out of card
Souljah42
So you're single? You should have a talk with your inbox .. It's about to get the Hollywood treatment.
JeffGodofBiscuits
better to find out now
Coolguyzone42069
@BlameTheNargles
Huggitt17
So you're saying you're single now...
madpoopz
Similar thing happened to my friend. She made the right choice fucking other guys in their bed before she kicked him to the curb.
SheldonCooper1510
Congrats on dodging a bullet.
RingyDingy
Better you find out now than ten years in
yomisimie
Soo, you single? And ready to mingle?
wjfloater3000
You are lucky then most you found out early
wouldyouthough
After creeping on your profile... Im confident you'll have no bother getting new and better
alfmeister6227
Have you ever thought, he may not have been good enough for you?
FlamingoKick
After 3 years dating, my exhusband found his "one" 3 months into our marriage. Be happy you are free now.
AroobaOogaFromAcrossTheSea
Just wait. Give it a couple years and he'll say he found another "the one" again. And again.
ButchKween
Soooo you're single
salinm3462718
I"ll marry you , you sweetheart
castlemacaw
People change and it's hard but it's going to be ok. There are a lot of amazing people out there. Stay optimistic and open to growth <3
Taargus89
Good. I wish i had. Now im dealing with a divorce and all the emotional bs that Comes with it.
epsilonmonkey
You are lucky. 22 years married. Nasty divorce. I had cold feet before the wedding. I wish I had not gotten married.
IHatePicturesOfYourChildren
You will be thankful he did that before marriage, and he'll figure out she isn't actually the one two kids later when he hates her. You good
wargames
so op is single?
Patternsofculture
Don't look back. There are better, happier days ahead even if it doesn't feel like it at the moment.
VegansCauseAutism
prediabetes
your username lol
XxDreMisterxX
.
Spettel
Same thing happened to me almost 5 years ago. I did a lot of soul searching, found myself, and am a stronger person now. You will be too!
Spettel
puddleofaids
Time to get stinking drunk @op Bollocks to that mug anyways. Better now than few years down the line.
TheWorseJuan
I feel this, just watched the love of my life marry someone else 2 weeks ago
dotnetbeast
Anything I can do to help?
whattheshitisthat
dotnetbeast
drdavessardogs
Better now than later. You will look back in 5-yrs and say "I really dodged a bullet there"
Datsinginguy
That guy will do it to every girl. Even if she is "the one". Let him go and you'll hear about it later and laugh.
Hrafna55
Yep. Now go out there and have a great life
lordbucket
It's possible that he's saying it right now. We're only hearing half the story here.
sckrlfe
Maybe he dodge the bullet.
minkeymagik
I really wish I would have had something like this happen to me. 15 years later and divorce is a nightmare
Arkayb33
How I felt 5 years after my ex divorced me
Stuebydoo
Yep this. He actually did the decent thing and told you
pipicacaboudin
No man. Maybe he is not a piece of shit. Maybe she didn't dodge shit.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Bullet = marrying the wrong person
drdavessardogs
Thanks, not saying he or she is bad, it was just not the right fit. Better now than in 5-years is my comment.
poopstermcpoop
This is the most generic reply when someone breaks up with someone...."you really dodged a blahblahblah"
drdavessardogs
Call me Neo
ZiggyStardust80085
I hate how he is thought to be the bad guy here.It is terrible to go through something like this,but honesty is 1000 times better.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
He's not the bullet. Marrying the wrong person is the bullet, and she dodged it.
drdavessardogs
Not saying he or she is bad, marriage if fricking tough. Better to walk away now than be sitting here in 5 years going "What have I done?"
BullshitInhibitor
drdavessardogs
That must not have been my Wife doing the shooting...
RudeRobby
correction, with the current abundance of automatic weapons and mass shootings, we now say ‘I really dodged a lot of bullets there’
dougpeck
The abundance of automatic weapons is no higher now than before. Their abundance in civilian hands has only gone down/flatlined for decades.
theRealZissou
Wait who’s got automatic weapons
Some1OnceToldMe
Damn son, you got no chill.
ItsJatne
FlappyButtholes
correction, you don't dodge bullets as most of them exceed the speed of sound.
chamipon
Speak for for yourself homie
drdavessardogs
IS that you NEo?
WellWhyTheHeckNot
Drink lots of wine, cry a bit, sleep it off, and then start fresh.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Don't forget to f*** his best friend.
khalimwu
sure, give him reasons to say "im glad we are not engaged anymore"
Justindudebro
Not saying I agree with the comment, but he's decided to leave her for someone else. Why should she care what he thinks?
khalimwu
then why fuck his friend in the first place if she wont care what he thinks.
LangdaaTyaagi
laugh a bit too
Knacks
1. Drink lots of wine. 2. Cry. 3. Sleep it off. 4. Goto 1. Got it!
AManNeedsANewUsername
What happens if it’s been three years and you’re still sleeping it off?
WellWhyTheHeckNot
You only get 1 life (unless you are a cat). If you are a cat, you have to tell me.
Clemptor
Booze makes it worse.
Scurix
Nuh uh
Clemptor
Yes huh!
LaLechugaDelDiablo
Sell the ring and buy really expensive, impractical shoes impractical that you otherwise couldn't afford.
bobthaDriver
Best advice I have seen in a while
IHaveATacoBellSign
Sell the ring, invest it, make billions, buy company he works for, fire him.
bobthaDriver
Satan, is that you?