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Big old cracked, knotholed, spalted piece of chestnut we got cheap from the timber yard. Time to tidy it up and make it good to go on the wall.
Sealing the holes with aluminium tape.
Set it somewhere good and level otherwise the resin will be a mess.
Ready to mix
Bag of pigment. Traditionally resin inlay is colour-matched to the wood, but I'm going down a different path.
Resin mixed up and standing a little to let the bubbles bubble out. Told you this wasn't a traditional inlay.
Poured into the big crack.
Doing a bit of a Clever with this edge. It's going to take a while to set, I think I left it nearly a week in the end.
Awwww yeah. This is going to look amazing. Now only the long, long job of planing, carding and sanding this lot flat.
Getting there.
My favourite part, the first coat of oil. I love that moment where you wipe the oil over and the grain just leaps out at you. They got about eight thin coats of boiled linseed oil.
Chopped up and ready for the wall.
Brackets installed. The wall they're on is going to be painted that grey later on, so I pre-painted the brackets (they looked terrible in the gloss white they came from the shop in)
Some spare bits of walnut for the other brackets.
And here they are. In daylight.
Later in the day, as it's getting darker, the glow resin really starts to come into its own.
I think this is my favourite one. It's on the bottom of the top shelf, so it's visible in normal use.
Wall robot approves.
Another angle. Now we just need some jars of pickles and stuff to fill these up with.
d65vid
More things to favorite but never actually try myself. Just what I needed.
TempusDeus
Its like a magic tree from runescape
JMaca
Of all the DIY projects, this is the one that makes me want to run out to the hardware store.
pongo750
You should make an instructables page for this if there isnt one already
ZeEminator
The future is here.
Shojuro
That's kinda cool. Alien wood and shit.
qaaaaa
You made this? I made this.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
http://imgur.com/tVNSoH5
Morloeil
Forensics - "Cum, cum everywhere !"
JeffreyMarschel89
ALUMINUM. FUCKING. TAPE.
verycuteandintellectualusername
Awesome!
Britt3rs
absolutely beautiful
Kehy
I always upvote wood.
NinjaSamu
OP, I'm stealing your idea. Will post if I succeed.
strangerdangers
damn! great work!
PatrickTheSquirrel
Very cool.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
this is fucking awesome! going to try it!
SoichiroL
Absolutely love it.
pongau11
You should give yourshelf a pat on the back for this one. Well done.
Esdog
wow, fucking wow
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
put...put heads in jars
royskopovf
where's the raisins? ...ohhhhh
kidshady45
Something about the phrase "resin inlaid chestnut shelves" reminded me of lightly fried fish filets. I don't know why.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
So you made this your shelf?
Aund
lastminute
All by your shelf?
0TheTiger
God Damn it bard!
illuminasty
Shertainly appearsh sho.
rebelhead
I think he did, Sean.
selfinflictedimgury
Shank you, Mish Moneypenny
zyler
It just struck me how fucking ironic it is that his name is Sean.
waitbutactually
Why can't I be this fucking crafty?? Bravo OP, that's awesome
chubito33
im stealing this
andyskeels
Ditto.
completelyunfiltered
Those beautiful shelves are overshadowed by those ugly metal brackets...
UncleGus
OP said that the walls will be painted the same colour eventually. I imagine they won't look so bad after that.
EricaMEricaM
OP did say the wall is going to be painted the same grey so maybe once the wall is painted it will blend together and not stand out.
mmmat
I know. They were the best I could get within my tiny budget. They'll look better when the wall is painted.
lastminute
I painted my LR a similar 'wet cement' grey. Rcvd so many +1. U will ♡ it! GMTA
lastminute
I painted my LR a similar 'wet cement' grey. Rcvd so many +1. U will ♡ it! GMTA
beansofthunder
but where did you get the smurf semen?
IceDusk
He is Gargamel, duh.
NotoriousDuchess
Smurfette is running a side-business, obviously.
timberrrrrrr
Simply fucking flawless. I wish I could do shit like this.
sonnydojo
Yeah, i didn't even have the motivation to look at all the pictures.
HiddenSanity
With the right equipment and proper care, it's actually not super difficult, takes a bit longer without experience, but...
johnson21
Just try! Pick a project and start making something already.
whatweretheythinking
You only need sandpaper, a piece of cloth, a cup and a spoon. Anyone should be able to do this if they really wanted to.
infernopg
I hope so, I will try this in my new apartment, looks really stylish :)
JewishMonk
This is now on my todo list. There is money to be made here.
mmmat
it's actually pretty easy. you need enough space to do it in, and time - that's all. A thicknesser would be good, but I didn't have one.
timberrrrrrr
Where did you learn to do this?
mmmat
I figured it out myself. It's not that hard.
DannyWobble
I've been wanting some really nice shelving for a while and this looks perfect. Is there anywhere I can pm some Q's about how you did this?
fyreflareon
Where did you acquire the resin ingredients from?
gibby09
Just randomly saw this on Facebook. Not sure if you gave 9gag permission to use your pictures. http://9gag.com/gag/ayp0Mny
mmmat
Hah, 9gag, get permission? Hell no they didn't. I'm taking it as a form of flattery. Thanks for the heads up :)
rizumurisachi
WHOA... this is fucking awesome. It's even better than that burnt table with molten metal in the cracks.
Nykidemus
Agreed, links!
rizumurisachi
At first I was like "wtf is he doing pouring blue liquid in the cracks?"... and then.. man... good job. Where can I buy one?
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Link, pls. I mean source, not the character
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MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Thank you too!
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MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Thank you, ILY
DustinPenncakes
I feel like I've commented saying I love your username, but if I haven't you now know.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Thank you, ILY even more now
solidPhlat
OP, how long does the resin glow for?
JonSnowForKing
it's charged up by sunlight
Kobayen
Depends on how long it takes light, around an hour tops, more for larger resin sections (from Reddit)
solidPhlat
wowoweewow look at all these upvotes!
deploratus
Isn't that material that soakes daylight during day time then gloves in the dark?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Soaks glows
FingolfinHighKingoftheNoldor
Yeah. the navy uses pigment like that for emergency sections on ships and submarines. Supposed to glow 9 hours after charging for 15 minutes
r40k
Yeah, iirc it's called Elderglass. They use tons of the stuff in Camorr.
LordoftheMcFlys
I thought I was the only one that gloved in the dark....
ondaheightsofdespair
Are you talking about masturbation?
SnarkyScience
Yes.
whywontsenpainoticeme
whenever there are orcs nearby
solidPhlat
i like you for your references ;)
whywontsenpainoticeme
not shown in pics but OP has a orc chained underneath the shelves
JewishMonk
I think it would have been prudent to include that little detail
DodgeDuckDipDiveDodge
Reddit OP says about an hour after a good long charge
ScarecrowBoat
How much does the charger cost?
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
It charges from any light source. I've found a UV flashlight charges GITD stuff the fastest.
harmonicm
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
HiddenSanity
One day per pint of virgin blood sacrificed.
Falcrist
Judging by the last picture, it will glow for about 6 days.
guericK
So most imgurians could power it daily, huh?
ChangedMyName
Shit.
TheRealPancakeMan
*takes note*
NordMan
Think one could stretch it to one virgin per week? Limited supply, you know, and a lot of waste to dispose of.
HiddenSanity
You don't need to kill the virgin, so you can set up a farm of them in the basement and harvest blood from a different one each day.
NordMan
You, Sir, are a can-do person.
rizumurisachi
So, pre-teen blood?
johnson21
or your dad's.
HiddenSanity
Just check them for an active X-box live account.
ChangedMyName
Phew. I play Playstation
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ChangedMyName
No. I'm 23!
Denvercoder09
Me too
WeakReference
look, an unicorn
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TheMonsterWithinYou
I'm 22 and still a virgin :D I'll be 23 in November though lol
ChangedMyName
I turn 24 this month
Atharaphelun
Imgurian blood works best.
Krympehl
I mean, I've got a few pints in me. Maybe it's not too late for me to be useful.
hsalceht
rekt
icookfoodandfightfire
There's a brand called firefox that sells stuff like this and it's supposed to glow for about 2-3 hours per 10 mins of light
FengaPapitz
Neat
BangForTheBuck
Glozilla
HeeedPantsNow
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HastilyConstructedSandwich
http://mn8foxfire.com/page.aspx?ID=1016
appaismyspiritanimal
Foxfire, I do believe.
pippi2
Foxfire is the mold that grows on dead trees in the woods that lights up blue.
appaismyspiritanimal
Yep, that's why they named their product so. http://mn8foxfire.com/page.aspx?ID=1018
brimicidal
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pippi2
I love that stuff. It is so beautiful (for a fungi).
IceDusk
No, OP is talking about the internet browser.
appaismyspiritanimal
That's one fancy browser.
icookfoodandfightfire
yup i didnt reread my comment and my computer decided i meant firefox instead
appaismyspiritanimal
Hey man, it's one hell of a browser if it can do that!
icookfoodandfightfire
lol and i use chrome...maybe its trying to send me a message