Joke

Jan 23, 2018 10:35 AM

Wivetrishe

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I chortled. +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"That escalated quickly."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

http://i.imgur.c Lovely times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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18 years old? late bloomer ...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You spelled butt wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Switch coke and heroin to Whippets and more E and this coulda been any rave in the early 00's

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26 and weed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now look at you and your tide pod addiction

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Becky gone wild!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the start of a good Tuesday.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I want to try LSD. Just to see what craziness I come up with while writing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of my drug use started with breast milk, that's the real gateway drug

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just say no.............to easing into experimenting

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This actually happened to someone at a party I attended in high school, he passed out and we thought he OD - so we did what our teenage 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..brain in panic mode thought would be most logical. We called his cousin to pick him up, cousin then left him at his doorstep and ran. 2/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We wondered the entire weekend if he died but saw him at school on monday and said he woke up on his porch w/ no idea on how he got there. -

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha butt fuck you! Know how I know you’re gay

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had any drugs in my life. I still don't feel like I'm missing anything. If someone withheld chocolate however...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

My sweet summer child lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Withhold the choco, you get the glocko.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i.e. Hands off my brown stuff!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even caffeine or any kind of medication? Those are drugs.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I meant like marijuana, meth, heroine, coke, alcohol, etc. The dangerous stuff. I drink coffee/tea. Nothing intoxicating.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To an extent, even sugar is a drug. The most addicting even.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It started out with a spliff, how did it end up like this?

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I was looking for amf, but X was in my way!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was only a spliff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spaceman spliff?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The biggest joke is that you hadn't tried anything before you were 18.. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 54

3edgy5me

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

Funny the number of rustled jimmies there are from a throw away comment that is obviously intended as a joke. #imgur2edgy4all

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 33

I don't think you really "rustled jimmies" so much as your joke just wasn't funny.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

No, jimmies cleared rustled. I could delete the comment, but really who cares?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 29

Obviously you since you keep responding.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It’s like every D.A.R.E. Instructor’s worst nightmare.

8 years ago | Likes 415 Dislikes 1

Is DARE still a thing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds familiar. Never graduated from DARE....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to think that means drugs are really eh

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

D.A.R.E is why many of us escalated drug use. We tried something, didn't die or get addicted immediately, and thought "oh, it was all BS".

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Problem is, you can't exaggerate. Less people will do drugs with the truth

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Drugs Are Really Expensive. So when people offer to share make sure you take some.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

I know a guy giving them away for free. His street name is Officer.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is it their worst nightmare, or their wet dream??

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It would certainly validate their line of thinking?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't you DARE instruct me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to tell you went to school in the 80's or 90's, I don't think D.A.R.E. is still a thing. I can't remember what it is called now.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

At the grocery store yesterday there was a D.A.R.E. table asking for donations. I guess they lost their funding.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dares still at my brother's elementary school ♂️

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DARE was there in the mid 2000s in muy school

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in DARE as an elementary schooler in the 90s. It should be on more of those nostalgia lists.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was still a thing in 2010, last I checked. At least in the school I went to.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it stood for Drugs and alcohol resistance and education. Could be wrong tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

drug abuse resistance education

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The far right will find this and use this as"concrete evidence" that marijuana is a gateway drug, demanding 40 more years of prohibition

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So what you’re saying is that liberal leftists aren’t resourceful then?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(nicotine is the gateway drug)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I cannot have public confusion between scientific advice and policy" fake news before it was popular

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just wow. No wonder why everybody left.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They literally hired him to advise them on policies about drugs, he advises, gets fired for it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for saying "far right". Though there is some evidence for the gateway effect.Not that I care-dondrugs drugs if you want.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

there is no evidence whatsoever backing up the claims that marijuana is a gateway drug, it is in fact being used to treat withdrawal 1/2

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symptoms of other, more addictive drugs 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Definitely more likely to do other drugs if you start with marijuana. Most people either don't take drugs at all or take a fair amount.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I started with alcohol, then cigarettes.. both are legal and the most deadliest. So no, majiruana is not a gateway drug. Drugs are drugs.

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Alcohol and cigarettes are both drugs. Implying that marijuana is not a gateway drug and alcohol and cigarettes are is simply wrong. 1/2

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it's really not as simple as that, there are many reasons for why someone may progress onto harder drugs, simply consuming marijuana 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are many factors yes. But everyone i know that has got onto more than just weed has started with alcohol and weed. I don't know a 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

doesn't increase the chance that you will move on to the harder drugs, there are many other factors at play 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why you have to make it political, I actually have friends that are far right and smoke a lot of weed. This is why we can't have nice things

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

Jeff Sessions.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

If they smoke marijuana I wouldn't classify them far right. Maybe right leaning, but they feel differently about drug policy, obviously.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

Not far right on marijuana policy*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I classify you as stupid head

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

People who have varying opinions on political views from a specific group shouldn't be classified as such, right? Please enlighten.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I was being tongue in cheek

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The difference between Marijuana and Alcohol? After the Prohibition of Alcohol resulted in an increase in gang land violence it was repealed

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

The Prohibition of Marijuana led to a similar rise in violence thanks to traffickers. Yet has been illegal for 80 years.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The law-making lot worked out how to profit more from the violence, of course.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Medical marijuana legislation has already proven to reduce cartels and murders. It's still their #1 profit center being mostly illegal.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yes but lowering crime hurts the bottom line of the private prison industry and we wouldn't want to hurt their bottom line would we? /s

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Not to mention if cannabis is legalized how would big pharma be able to profit off the opioid epidemic? /s

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Also, pothead workers tend to be somewhat inefficient

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

They'll still make a fuckload. Weed ≠ oxy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Change the private prisons to rehab center for those who want to get clean. It should be a government thing, but insurance needs fixed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big pharma can go suck a fatty.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a joke? Sounds like a pretty normal Thursday when I was 24...except the heroin.

8 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 13

Me and my roommates had a dabalcamollycocaparty. What a night...lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, same here. Drugs around? Do 'em. Though mine did include the heroin. And not much speed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shiiiit....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Had one lasting 3 years. Good times... Right?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

yesno

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Lol I can relate, looking back wtf were we thinking but man those days were fun n fast

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yep.

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Remmber kids do drugs but do em saftley and from people uou trust. Remmber its not a fucking toy. Its gonna pass. Happy drugging .

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Am 24. When do the drugs start?

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24 is when I started smoking

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usually 10 years before that

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Bout 1/2 hr into it.

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You were born too late.. drugs too strong now

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Try to find some speed which doesn´t make you pull tiny muffins out of your nose. so much baking soda.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Lol

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I was thinking the same. Those were the days. I don't think I'd survive if I tried that again.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

Yep

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Fun times but I'm glad they're over. Saw too many friends going down socially. Some really messed up their lives and never stopped

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same, i manages to quit all but the booze, alcoholism fukin sucks

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Same. I'm honestly surprised I lived through the first time.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I still get belly tingles when I think back to the utter mess I used to get in. Madness.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So do I, the strange part is when certain songs come on and I start to feel it again. Makes me...uh...nostalgic? Can't describe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! I get that too. Anything from Umek circa 2003 to 2005 sets my stomach churning!

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