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Aug 6, 2017 4:20 AM

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"Socks = never" shit man speak for yourself, I think socks are cute.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Honestly, the only one of these that is remotely objective is the last one. The rest boils down to "everyone likes different things".

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I prefer when ladies rock back and forth rather than bounce

8 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 2

I like them both, just alternating.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bitch, girls in tank tops and white socks are MY JAM

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm cumming" means hurry up and do your thing. This is happening. You have about 10 quick seconds

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Socks and white trainers, yesssss

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shoes or training pants?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, short socks and nothing else on is pretty fucken hot. Same with the long tube socks that have the 2 horizontal lines on em...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's all subjective girls. Remember that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was written by an idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I like a bit of teeth. Everyone has different preferences and bodies. Best advice for a fun and fulfilling sex life, communicate.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

peel that carrot girl

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

わたしも Me too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

日本語を話しいません。

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear men. For some, rubbing the head of your penis on the clit is a big turn on. Maybe even up and down clit to vaginal hole.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Or ladies...with dildos. Whatever your fancy in a partner.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. My fiancée has a big for this. Great during foreplay (especially if teasing is your thing) and as a break during sex.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a woman I agree..love it

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most of this is solid. Except the back and forth one. If that's not good, she's not doing it right.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Where is the man advice post? If there isn't one, I'll make it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have to disagree with #7. /a/enATq

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I came down here to defend socks, but I see EVERYONE is on that buzz already. TIL Imgur will fuck you up if you shit-talk socks.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

There was actually a study that showed that 80% of women who wore socks orgasmed as opposed to the 50% without them.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yep. Warmth in her feet signals safety, safety = easier orgasms. Plus, socks (of any length) rock.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with a girl wearing socks. We fellas need something to knock off, after all.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some socks do have a very fun look and can draw the eye to nice calves if you've got em

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The up and down Flap ruins for me the Position, mb try twerking, i always thought its perfect for sex

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

socks are great. knee socks, rainbow socks, little white socks... someone has to agree

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

bing "sock fetish". Tons of people agree.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rainbow knee socks? Hell yeah

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as the socks are being worn by a woman whois having sex with me, I'm fine with any sock

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got my vote from the very first one. However, ladies, we want you to like it too, so if you're into a little back and forth, mix it up.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I disagree with the first one. I prefer going back n forth rather than up n down. More clit stimulation.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Exactly. This is all written from the male POV. Not even an attempt of equal pleasure. Bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Also bring him a sandwich after, you'll both love it trust me... not biased because I'm not a man... I am lamp.... totally unbiased

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Written by man with a very loose grasp of the english language. Or a girl with a limited sexual experience, also not so good with words.

8 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 9

Thank you. I thought so, too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like. Pre-cum ain't lube. Instead of trying to get the guy wet, get the girl wet? Or just, ya know, get lube and use that?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"boys"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

dont arch you're back upwards??? wtf why not??? downwards is lame.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

In my experience it messes up the angle.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One is sexy, and the other is the opposite. One says "I need that dick" the other says "I'm paralyzed at the spine".

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cause it looks very bad. Downwards is sexy, upwards is offputting, unless you are a weirdo and into that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't precum. Am I a freak?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's not a show, it doesn't shoot out or anything. It's literally just the tiny bit of clear, thin mucus in the urethra when erect.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, I don't have that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me neither. Ever. No matter how long the act. Used to make me wonder, now I just don't care. You're fine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some guys don't, some guys leak buckets, some guys produce more as they get older. It varies. It takes time to produce, so if you're (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

(2/2) rushing to the main event, it's possible that you're finishing before the pipes are primed, so to speak.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's also very important to note that precum, just like cum, is not even remotely always good lube. It's the girls parts that produce lube >

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

> by default. Of course, exceptions are present.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Socks are 100% okay

8 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 12

...for sex on your own

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

I am never going to kick my girlfriend out of bed for wearing socks. Or turn down sex because she's wearing socks.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think socks are cute as heck. So keep em on if you like

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Some people don't like how their own feet look. Some people don't like how ANY feet look. Socks solve this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yup. My bf and I are usually way too busy with more interesting bodyparts to pay attention to socks, anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Also if she wear socks, it's possible she will be more comfortable/have a better time. Google that!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wearing socks helps girls orgasim I have no idea how or why but I do love wearing socks haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also double to keep the sharp toenails at bay!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder what's with this dislike for socks? I find it baffling...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pantyhose are never ok. Socks are fine

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pantyhose are perfectly fine, just be aware that they might become uh, "torn" in a couple of key places.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Gotta keep those tootsies warm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roger that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree. I dig athletic girls and have no problems when my gf has ankle socks on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Whisper any Dirty Thought into his ear" I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Fuck off, Batman. We're not falling for your shit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You fucking cracked me up

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not as much as you'll crack up when I'm in your sprinklers at 3:32 am

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LIKE CEREAL

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This must be the beginning of a wonderful relationship

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHEESE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'tis a wonderful thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad this is here. Although what's wrong with socks? I've seen entire porn categories devoted to socks

8 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 3

Agreed agreed and agreed!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imgur loves stocks. We have a whole day specificity for them.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Porn socks (long, clean socks) = great. Every day socks = meh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thigh highs and knee highs are more common, but who calls them socks? They are thigh highs or knee highs. I think OP meant the short kind >

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

> which are also someone's fetish obviously and present in porn, but I don't see them as often.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing whatsoever! As you say, it is a fetish for some. You might as well say "no diapers!" I mean. Come on!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm going to say No diapers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If her feet are cold, put some socks on them. She needs to be fully engaged and not thinking about her cold feet.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Thank you. That one irked me the worst.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like that applies to all parties concerned

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Or just suck dem toes til they warm.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What a toeriffic idea!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're doing it right they won't be cold feet for long!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's half the reason my wife has sex w me. "I'm cold. Ohh, I know how to not be cold!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Girls almost always have cold feet. They can kick the socks off if they get too warm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The back and forth isn't for you, it's for her. Let her do her thang and then switch it up.

8 years ago | Likes 558 Dislikes 5

You are wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I actually love the back and forth it's what gets me to finish the hardest

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My ex once flipped it out going a bit to fast forward and back and it was painful for us both. We had to stop.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too* dammit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, up & down is best, it feels really good, my penis up in a lady's vajinja. I've done that so many times I've lost count. LOL!... Sex!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This post is all advice for women though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah I'm more concerned with her getting off than me. I have no concerns about my own ability to finish.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. That one bothers me every time this gets reposted.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 minutes later...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Back and forth really lets me grind against her cervix, which makes her lose it. Based on my experience, cervical orgasms are the best. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

2/2 Just don't jab it!!! Guys and gals, don't be afraid to get up there, just be careful, massage with your finger tips, and "nudge the nub"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Girlfriend literally does none of this shit wtf kind of lie am I living

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes, but this is a list of tips for girls to make sex enjoyable for their boyfriends... I mean, I'm sure she's aware she's enjoying it...

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I'm a dude that happens to like the back and forth though. So it can be for both partners.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Agreed it's my favorite actually

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hear hear!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, that move feels like it's going to rip my dick off, or break it in half.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

This actually happened to me. Met a belly dancer at a rave. She was on top doing her thing. Loud pop. She broke it internally at the base.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Ouch, those kegel muscles doe.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She was used to orgasm through vigorous stimulation so she was jerking her hips pretty hard.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

are you okay

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It still works but it definitely doesn't strike my belly button when it's flexed like it used to. Less ]/ more ]_

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm really sorry but those "emotes" made me chuckle.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my wife switches it up minute to minute (or whatever, I can't tell time when she's on top).

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

Yeah, she's wild

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She told me your penis is preposterously small. Like one knuckle of a pinkie finger or some shit. It seemed kinda cruel to talk about it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may want to ask my wife to keep your personal business between the two of you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its all just head. Weirdest wiener I've ever seen, but my. Nuts are like watermelons with beards.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't tell time? Me and my wife use a chess clock to have equal time in preferred positions.

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

*beepbeep beepbeep* "CHANGE POSITIONS!!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your wife runs a tight ship.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

... I don't think that's a ship ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. It's me who is a feminist and I demand equality.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I think long socks are hot.

8 years ago | Likes 418 Dislikes 4

White? Or... Dark Socks?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Recently experienced this for the first time... now it's my new thing!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Wearing socks is also supposed to increase sexual pleasure

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I let mine cool before I put them on

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i think pretty much any socks are hot preferably clean white anklesocks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

like the catgirls thing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can give a fuck less if they're wearing sox. Not where I'm focusing my attention.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. But like. What if my toes are cold, can I still wear ankle socks? Shit isn't sexy but icy feet is only sexy to very specific people.

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

No bitch. No you can't.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

I don't mind socks during sex. Don't understand the big fuss about it being not-hot.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Of course! If you're THAT worried, just ask the guy. Who the heck though that socks are just outright bad?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere recently that women that have warm feet have more intense orgasms. Ive been wearing socks ever since and i cant deny it!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It is an entire fetish on its own. Never EVER talk about absolutes when it comes to sexual fetishes.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ankle socks ARE sexy..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually like socks entirely, ankle socks or whatever, course I'm a bit off, I'm even cool with shoes still on

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a dude, wear what ever makes you comfortable. It shouldn't be a chore, it should be fun.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I read that wearing socks increases the likeliness of orgasm, so wear em anyway

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well if you feel insecure, make it part of a setup. Role play. Like in the change room after tennis or some such sport scenario.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol truth. But, to be fair, socks become an afterthought when the sex act gets going but I get a giggle at the idea of nudity except socks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the necrophiliac mortician

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually find a cute pair of ankle socks sexier than thigh highs or pantyhose. It's comfortable, intimate, and sweet. If she's (1/)

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

in nothing but underwear, ankle socks, and one of your shirts? Holy shit. Best lingerie EVER.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Agreed, lingerie got nothing on a girl wearing cute panties, socks, and one of your shirts

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0