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Jul 5, 2017 1:28 AM
hukopukolukodoso
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Crioll
Step 1, Withdraw $10000, Save Recipe. Step 2, Deposit $10000. Step 3, Repeat. Infinite cash solved. :O
nattyd20
This is genius
BrownskinOriental
Brag about always getting something from starbucks.
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
samjam10412
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Stupendousspiffyspaceman
If they think you have money, they're going to expect you to buy things.
Arsikere
if it didn't work he wouldn't have done it.
JhericFury
Is that pretentious? Shitty, shameless, sad, sure, but pretentious?
TheSecondPiewackit
Tom Leykis has been peddling this one for at least a decade.
LoganFine
God damn genius
stormtrooper412
even if i waved my bank account balance in women's faces, they still wouldn't call. For some people not even being rich helps that much
dreadeyeknight
Take a tip from Pussmaster3000 above. This is how you catch the quality, deep, club classics.
Thismulfucka
This was taken from a movie back in 97 called; "Sprung"
Ardencroft
pretty sure it was recently used as a gag on the league, too.
FullSpeedAhead
Smooth....
Chazwozza
That's dumb. You don't keep that money in a Chequing account, it's invested. Gold diggers better ask to see your portfolio!
seppdietrich
Eh, if you're wealthy then $10k could easily be your walking-around money. If you have $1M in chequing, then yes, you're a dumbass.
SlickRiggins
Who writes down numbers anymore? "Type your number in my phone" is my go to
7isMagic
Weird that he lives in a one bedroom above a pawn shop.....probably just being frugal.
Stutley
And that kids is how I met your mother....the greedy bitch...
TraceOfHumanity
AlaSnackbar
Well if they always asked his number, he's already scored points. Girls just don't ask #s if they are not even slightly interested.
notme222
The good news is that's a very achievable amount. The bad news is she has to be willing to accept your number in the first place.
BanThisIfYouDare
Yep. Not only willing to accept, but asking for the number.
TimLippe
Wait, that's not pretentious. *looks up definition* Well shit. I've been wrong my whole life.
featheredmonkey
Pretentious - attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
MissLadyPants
Yep after googling I've discovered I never knew the definition either.
RaisinZetaJones
Out of curiosity, what did you think it meant?
MissLadyPants
Honestly I always thought I knew, but I thought it meant like being stuck up, or putting yourself above others for no reason.
Helimech
/a/Hn4VQ I found this in the ATM at DFW, not going to pretend I wasn't looking for the last person to use the machine!
Helimech
/a/ISrMy
Helimech
Four years here and I still suck at Imgur.
247saf
If a girl is asking for your number, you're pretty much guaranteed at least a text.
stormtrooper412
soooooooo not true
JHawke
What about the ones who just collect phone numbers?
bearhill2
Or you can write on it, and just pass it to the girl as you need to go and do something. She'll reluctantly take it and then call. Sad.
cheekypocketwank
I am stealing that tactic
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
Sadly, I think most banks stopped putting account balances on receipts (unless requesting aact balance was the transaction)
data2dyne
You go you
notmyfirstrodeo
Dude, I don't think you can pull off dressing up like a hot chick & collecting phone numbers on the back of ATM receipts, but give it a shot
cheekypocketwank
I make a very handsome lady!
UH60Mechanic
Like Cloud from FFVII?
Hendlton
Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You're gonna keep it in a box?
cheekypocketwank
no, my handbag
yaycandy
Damn right you're beautiful!
cheekypocketwank
thank you lovely.
JoeSchmew
10k isn't really that much money though....
AmericanSighCo
I do some financial advising for people at my company. It's not a lot of money, but it's not common at all.
JoeSchmew
Are people spending it all or what?
AmericanSighCo
Yes. Fast food, clothes, and buying cars/houses at ungodly interest rates.
OhSheeeeeet
What would one financially advise for such an amount?
AmericanSighCo
How much one should keep in a checking account?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
To have just sitting in the bank? In fact I'd actually have to wonder about that person. Why aren't they doing something better with it?
QuadrumanousCuddler
That's how grown-ups carry themselves through job changes and car repairs and medical emergencies without airing their laundry on GoFundMe.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Uh, no. You don't have to keep your emergency fund in cash. We invest ours in easily-liquidated assets.
QuadrumanousCuddler
I'm glad that works for you and I hope it continues to. I manage my money in a way that works for me.
Cuntard
i always keep ~10k in checking to make sure we have liquid assets in case of emergency. most of the money is invested though.
CigaretteMan
I think that's part of the point, that a person who leaves 10k in checking does so because their total assets are significantly larger.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I have a lot of assets. I only keep about 5k in the bank at any one time. The rest goes to investments. Why would I need that much cash?
TheDinger
Exactly. I keep about 10k in my bank, 5k at home. Then big stuff is in a term deposit (shitty interest rates though atm)
The701
Just like birds adorning themselves or their nests with pieces of leaves in order to look more elaborate and attract mates.
ino84
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-TcLxlkc2pA/maxresdefault.jpg
tremonti
Just...like that.
vampyrita
Becky lemme smash. Got u blue.
MEisonImgur
Bitches love blue
Jasarg
No ron
SingularPing
Becky is smashin ben. Ben is a hoe
TheCreepyGuyGnawingOnAPickleInTheCorner
Gotta get a stick. Bitches love sticks.
TrashAtItsFinest
Wrong stick. Stick. Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick. Need stick got stick Becky I gotta stick lemme smash.
butiwasgoingintotoschestationtopickupsomepowerconverters
That's not pretentious. That's ingenious.
IronicUsername
Relatively simple yet unscrupulous plan = "ingenious" comment every time.
blackforrestbrownbear
Hatin em cause he ain't em.
flamingflamingo
I mean, not really. You're only attracting women who want you for your money. Which they'll find out you don't have.
AluminiumFalcon
That's an old Tom Lycus trick.
Lurch1911
Hooking up is like a firefight, if you're not cheating you're not trying hard enough. (Never been in a firefight but it sounds good).
NotTodayNotYesterday
chance to call people gold diggers, you all seem to immediately buy into it. FAKE. Plain and simple. 2/2
NotTodayNotYesterday
Except not all women will like it, and some will think he's a prick. But, ah well, gotta use the stereotype. Plus, only when you got the
IDownvoteYourShit
little bit of both.
thesplashingblumpkins
I don't think this really happened unless your banks really let you withdraw $10k from an ATM in one go in America
IATTM
Some will show the balance. Tellers will ask if you want it on there (in my area anyways)
TrustyFart
Yes, some ATM receipts here print out the account balances, but they still have withdrawal limits, usually $300–600
CountTyroneRugen
No, it's not showing what you withdrew, it shows balance remaining in the account you withdrew from. My bank's ATMs do that
thesplashingblumpkins
ohhh ok. Just re-read it an it does say "balance" fair enough.
IconicNebula
Yeah, dudes not doing anything illegal or wrong really. Just gettin booty.
bf3c
pretentious has nothing whatsover to do with illegal. as for 'wrong'... he's misrepresenting himself, whether it's wrong is a judgement call
yuraf
Same as catfishing. It's nothng wrong, right?
TigerViking
It's kind of amazing people are still getting catfished in 2017 though
1234canIhavealittlemore
Always wondered who would fish for cats... And how.
aGrumpyPotato
Definition of pretentious: "attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed."
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Got em
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Well I'll be darned. This does fall into that, doesn't it?
MEisonImgur
You didn't mention wealth though
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
SoulSukkur
i wouldn't consider "wealth" to fall under that "etc." The things listed are subjective and based on perspective. Money is about the numbers
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Well in that case, por que no los dos?
aGrumpyPotato
मैं नहीं समझा।
LuckyWristbands
Until they see his car and living conditions
Str8Grizleh
Shoot the jizz and out you is. Plant the seed then pull that weed. Tap dat ass then hit the gas. Gum in the beav then time to leave. Etc etc
Str8Grizleh
If he even sticks around for that long lmao. Smash and dash. Hit it and quit it. Hump and dump. Nail and bail. Pounce and bounce...
OfficialSponsor
Please go on
rohircus
Wham bam thank you ma'am!
Stupendousspiffyspaceman
$10,000 is amount needed for gold diggers huh?
WHOLEMILK
More of a party at a trailer court than a club.
Mihakuu
Financial responsibility is attractive. I know 10k doesn't sound like a lot but clubbing crowds are early 20s - min wage or entry level.
cicknave
Haha
pyrotica
That's not that much
Tinkrr
Some places have very low expectations.
pwnscon3
Enough for low-key gold diggers; chicks that want a guy to spoil them for a few dates or fund a 5-day coke binge
rottieandmutt
In a checking acct, yeah, because that balance would be a small percentage of what's in your brokerage acct
ArdentSlacker
XD Like many of us have one of those outside 401k
AceBandito
Fuck, I'm upset when my account balance is just over 10k, but that's cuz of the 30 or so I'm still in debt for.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
I'm like woo got 20k in the bank! But then yeah I remember have loans totaling like 250k...
PiGiSpi
Both of those numbers are so high for me, but hey! Look on the bright side, 20k in an account is impressive, debt or not :)
mckenna310
Honestly anything over $500 is mad impressive to me.
GifIsPronouncedJif
Honestly anything over $0 is mad impressive to me.
DavidBrooker
"Hey bb, I'm solvent." - my new pickup line
EpogeeDesign
Graduated college single and with $54 in my checking, mom had to pay for my gas to get home. Now have $110k 4 years later. Jobs are jobby
DefinitelyNotMundo
$500.78 here ;)
JohnFloorwalker
$551 here.
MaxeMan5126
Just out of Junior High, that's less than a week's pay... really not much...
tremonti
Y'all just got fuckin' ROASTED, ya neckbearded manchildren. Preach.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
I've always saved most of my income. I legit didn't know people saw that as a large balance
LittleKnownOne
Meme somewhere about money talks about how e.g. $10,000 is not much money to have but is a lot to owe.
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
I have about $14,000 and I'm at UNI
JonasJohansen
good for you
Prinzka
if you're wise with your money you should know not to keep 10k in checking. So that would not show up on an atm balance receipt.
FelixTheAnimator
Most folk live hand to mouth and literally can't save anything.
irrevocably
Well hello cutie
Tinkrr
10k is actually a small amount, people just tend to burn money like crazy though so they never see it add up.
OhSheeeeeet
Same here. Besides, it's actually not that much... let just something weird happen and it's gone like the wind.
greennight
That's what scares the shit out of me and why I save like mad. Not comfortable unless I have a years worth of bills in my savings.
dwilson0725
You grossly underestimate the amount of Americans living paycheck to paycheck. One bad month=homeless.
SourcesForArt
If you have more than a few thousand, you have more than the majority of Americans
EpogeeDesign
Source?
DavidBrooker
The median American is worth about $44,000. But this includes their home and their car.
YankeeBomb4
That actually amazes me. I'm 23 and always assumed that most adults out of college have 10k-20k saved
SeriouslyAwkward
I was also under this assumption since I see all these young adults traveling every other weekend I assumed they had saved a lot of money
SeriouslyAwkward
And here I am, fresh out of college with no loans and roughly 3k saved and I'm thinking "Wow these people must be hella rich"
SteevyT
26, have about 5k saved. Recently got a new car, my truck died.
definitelynotawolf
Most adults haven't been to college though...
DavidBrooker
Fun fact: Canada is the only country in the world where a majority of the population has a post-secondary education.
YankeeBomb4
Neither have I, still wasn't hard for me to get a well paying job.
FelixTheAnimator
I do wonder what the actual statistics on that are?