Surprise Motherfucker!

Apr 27, 2018 2:20 PM

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Surprise Motherfucker!

Old man teaches dumbass a lesson. Front Page Edit: I don’t need any nudes but if you would send your funniest animal gifs to a disabled man that would be great

Pull up your fucking pants

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Never fight someone who was backwards at different angles, they're a boxer for sure...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pull up your pants, dipshit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where's the "surprise?" There was never any doubt in MY mind....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Supplies, motherfucker!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its a bad sign when the old guy you're trying to fight is using his jab hand to judge range, he's got some fight iq

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually a good example of how to act in a self defense situation. Try to talk them down, use only the force necessary to end things.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lookin like a fool with ya pants on the ground

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure a grandma could've kicked his ass, just give him a little push and he'd trip over his own fucking pants.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NAPS HERE... GETCHA NAPS HERE!!!! that old -timer's passing out naps...

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Bang!! right in the kisser!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Any one know what started this?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even if the older guy ran away...that idiot would have tripped over his own pants and knocked himself out..

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Saurce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCqgO7Me4U

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can anyone do that stabilization thing on this?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Went down like a sack of shit!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That he is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took a bow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glass jaw. Goes down every time.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Golden State Killer was a lonely old man. You don't know what old people have done.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s all great to comment in technique until you get punched in the face and forget about it all, guy got a really good one in

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone that old willing to fight is either very unwise, or they have very good reason to be confident.

8 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 4

I mean, he didn't seem all that willing to fight. It kind of looked like he didn't have much of a choice

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

So he's very unwise because I've seen children with better striking.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 49

Yeah but Daniel-san's crane kick to the face should have gotten him disqualified. Johnny should have gotten the win for Cobra Kai.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

he can prob take you too. we haven't seen the limit of his powers, just a single punch. maybe he could kill the avengers?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

u can see him shake his hand before the fight an think, "fuck this is going to hurt tomorrow, oh well"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who stands around filming this?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A Parkinson's victim, apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Scruffy didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose Scruffy.

8 years ago | Likes 710 Dislikes 2

That’s not Scruffy, that’s his cousin, Snuffy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mmm hmm *licks finger, before turning a page in a smutmag*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Scruffy is gonna kill the way he lived!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scruffy dreams of a time when he can leave his past behind him. But Scruffy knows dreams don’t really come true.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Scruffy, the janitor.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

i eat chips and look at porno mags

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I fix berlers and terlets, and that one berlin terlet on the third floor. Fire me if'n ya dare.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you know the old man wasn’t the one who started it?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My first thought as well. I need more context.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, if he did, you could just walk away. He's an old man.. What's he gonna do?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had a shitty week. Thank you for brightening my day with this!

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Also what the old man said

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid games=stupid prizes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Who the fuck squares up with an AARP card holder?!

8 years ago | Likes 522 Dislikes 1

Don't fuck with old people. They don't mind missing the last 5 minutes of their game if it means they get to make you play on hard mode.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it's an old blind man that ask "What's good nigga?" then it's fine

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Goddamn grandpa you didn't have to kill him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's obviously desperate to find someone worse at fighting than he is

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like he'll be trying for a while.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A cunt

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People who can't pull up their pants

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Heard of the knockout game?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

scumbags who are looking to fight someone and want an easy win.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Evidently someone who wants to be laid the fuck down.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What's an AARP card?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

American association of retired persons? I think. (South Park is my citation XD Gray Dawn - a funny ep)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dangerous para-commandos by the way haha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are correct

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who squares up when they can't even pull their pants up?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Happy Gilmore.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dipshits, that's who. And people who are about to discover their own glass jaw.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Getting in a fight with an old man yields 1 of 2 options. You're the asshole that beat up an old man or an old man beat you up...

8 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 1

This is straightup a line in GoT

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

This line has been around much longer than that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking of The Boondocks.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can hear Regina King’s voice in my head.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably some DB picking fights with homeless/rough sleepers.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The man was shopping

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(See brown paper bag for reference)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he has a brown paper bag? I still think the video-makers looked for someone vulnerable/drunk to pick a fight with

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone looking for an easy target. There’s a word them. What was it?... oh yeah! Shitbirds!

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Griefers? Gankers? :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shitbirds of a feather flock together Randers.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well now I'm happy and sad

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? Great quote from a great actor. Poor guys in the shitclounds making shitrain and being the liquor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having just one more little drinky poo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0