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TibetanTerror
Oh look, Megan Fox.
Munchman347
But at least he's had much more success at hitch-hiking...
Nekkomay
Feet, do NOT belong on HANDS
danielrsella5
Now comes with kung fu grip
thenotoriousIMG
Isn't it really hard to walk without a big toe?
ineedababycorgi
Relevant!
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LurkerBee
The Machinist?
SlanginRocks
Good ol Ivan
hugeyakman
*guy fooling around with his lady friend* Guy: Hey baby, you want me to toe you?
JudgeMentaI
Megan Fox?
rdswords
Thumb wrestling world champion
Pillpooper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX57NNwIHPo
cancerriddenlung
Fuck yeah
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
if i had a fucked up hand, i definitely wouldn’t want to fuck my foot up to have a terrifying hand.
GymMatMeat
I’m scared to ask what he has for a toe now.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Like this
Flyingfatman
speedbagmynuts
Um, hopefully he doesn't bit his nails...
Raxiel
That's a nice looking thumb you got there boy!
rabiddutchman
Can it bend properly enough to replace a thumb?
robmdh
So I have a clubbed thumb http://imgur.com/Ccc0r
BaconLord49
plastikman
Totally gonna need a custom bowling ball now.
SirTiddlywink
Who uses their thumb to give someone a wet willy??
SlobberToilet
A monster
Laminated
*always goes for the low hanging fruit* The President?
MINIMVM
Right? Be a decent human being and use a fist.
JarOfImperfectSaltes
Willy. Obviously.
EACustomerService
Who uses their thumbs?
plabella1810
I can always count on someone from Imgur commenting my exact first thought after seeing something like this
Mbuckwash
Lol you beat me to it
WhySoCereals
A monkey.
abracafuckyou
bogus1983
Someone with a toe thumb.
Anthonlee
The devil
sylance96
They do not. Looks like a clit destroyer to me.
whatupmyknitters
thanks for the involuntary kegel
Trashgarbage
Joke's on you, I use my big toe by default.
Olestra
almost had that happen to me -- they were able to save most of the thumb, so I can count to 19.5 with socks off...
ididyurmom
was on seinfeld "toe thumbs"
steelcityfanatic
I got gonnerehha from a tractor.
offbranddisneyprincess
Dated a guy who had a toe for a thumb. His nickname was Thoe.
Stee4vendetta
@SockGnomes
SockGnomes
DustingIsForFools
curleymatt
Beautiful
G3ologist
I get that reference.
guywithwifi
One of my friends cut off part of his thumb on a meat slicer and now his hands look like hers
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
When they won't leave: "BYE!"
jonestown
What did they replace the big toe with?
karvald
Penis banana?
Myeviltwinisme
Penis
nonameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
His thumb
owlest
genius
pretengineer
That toe might've been from a cadaver. If they we gonna take one of their toes it's unlikely it'd be the big one.
bigalamcc
Reading these at 2 o’clock in the morning is dangerous considering I’m laid next to the snoozing wife. Too many times I’ve had to pull 1/2
bigalamcc
Myself back from uncontrollable laughter. Wet willy from that monstrosity!!! Comedy gold. 2/2
filipinoboxspringhog
Yeah, uh, a wet willy wasn’t the first thing I thought of..
nonameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You mean a trip to the chocolate cave? The pudding pool?
InJenius
Lost it at pudding pool. Made my night
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filipinoboxspringhog
More so a good ol fashioned fingerbang... toebang?
SpecialAgentSkully
speedbagmynuts
Hopefullly it's not all calloused
kelpo122
After not being in the harsh environments of a shoe, the toe would drop callouses and get less though skin
filipinoboxspringhog
Mmm ribbed for her pleasure
animalrv
Brizzly1146
That’s stupid because your big toe is what gives you balance.
GadenKerensky
Could have a prosthetic.
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bachterman
what's a nuckle?
ElizabethSchultz
It is common enough.
thehoesenone
I feel like a prosthetic toe will work better than a thump.
tankpuppyearwiggles
Maybe he had an accident where they had to amputate his foot so they took his big toe
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
You don't wanna know what they replaced his big toe with
flyingmonkeystick
I know it’s three years too late but I wanted to let you know that you made me very self aware of my toe.
Trentski
Maybe he put is thumb there when he found it.
Froglip
Friend was born w/o thumbs so they relocated her index fingers. It's a small hand but you don't realize what's wrong on first sight
Orangicus
Would you rather have one less opposable thumb, or a bit of a balance issue?
Lionskull
I'm sure your other toes would grow stronger if you didn't have a big toe.
TheLingoBingo
Not just about strength, but size and mainly placement I think
michaelmancini
Maybe it wasn't his toe
Wombatish
Apparently he did OK http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-40577567
yomahnn
True, but it can be re-learned. A hand without a thumb makes it very difficult to grab things.
ilovecake
The big and pinkie are important for balance and load bearing. The middle ones can be lost without issue.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Aside from looser shoes, I suppose.
ilovecake
And no flip flops lol
DarthPotatus
Can confirm. Friend lost big toe. Spent months in rehab learning how to walk again.
Ravenuser
I believe he waited long enough, where does he begin?
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
I thought it was the little toe?
ilovecake
Both big and pinkie are important with balance and load bearing. Broke my pinkie 2 years ago. Was a shit time as that healed.
dmil103
Amanda please
IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of that
DaBear04
Nah, pinky toe is basically useless. Big toe is crucial
steve77777777
pinky toe is useless. pinky finger is essentiall.
NapAllDayPartyNever
I had my pinky toe amputated I walk in such a way i broke that foot twice in 2 years
Crosive
I disagree. Mine has become very adept over the years at finding my furniture in the dark.
ilovecake
Wrong. Pinkie has to do with load balancing. Broke mine 2 years ago and found that out the hard way. Big & pinkie are crucial.
avidatheist
It doesn't. It's a vestigial body part that some people have even removed just to have less wide feet for cosmetic reasons.
NapAllDayPartyNever
had mine amputated and keep breaking other metatarsals now, i think it was important, havent broke the other foot at all.
Ralpheo
Typically they use the second or third one, this is odd to me
pheonix1wrong
Maybe he lost those already?
PotooGeatAndWise
May not have been HIS big toe. I once knew a man that claimed to have a cadaver fingertip.
pretengineer
That's entirely possible
BloodbathBidoof
Well, at that point may as well take a thumb from the body, not a toe.
PotooGeatAndWise
That's a really good and obvious point. I feel a bit silly now.
pheonix1wrong
But that's not as funny.