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luvas
Fuck you mean she's cute and extra thicc!
kissmyash
um. i like the one on the right better
Jasarg
He should have used examples that were not human. Like "Fancy car" vs "Not fancy car". The man can have wants. But not put down others.
someswedishgirl
They're equally hot
Wooohooovian
Thought girl on the left was holding a burger. I guess that's why I look slightly more like the girl on the right *sigh*
AdmiralAssFace
Is the girl in the first pic holding a dragon Ball?
orionface
rekt
UnpopularScrotum
I'm okay with both.
AnanomalyMoose
Fookin rekt m8
Hanchii
ragekritz
man they're both fine what's wrong with this guy
Renza0
He clearly prefers one over the other, but only receives attention from the non preferred type.
polyarchy
pointynipples
At the same time
DrunkSnowWhite
kakairo
Username is appropriate.
D00magedd0n
attofreak
Threesome for progress!
Preguisa
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Double dipping? That's a purging.
deadlycarrotstick
MARAMACKTHEUNHOLY
Hey that's the same for me and I didn't even have to make a tweet
theottermenempire
flyeaglesfly17
faithfuldoubt
i see two cat heads
WuTangClamaintnothingtoShuckwit
phew! thought I was the only one...I smoke entirely too much weed...(lights up another)
AlexisWalker
I don't even smoke and I see them.
LePetitDino
Same here
xintrix
Minkaf
What the fuck is that
cannedllamasoups
Erotic
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
This is literally what people just call Thick (or thicc I guess)...so where's the problem?
thraxcres
She is pretty good looking tbf
SlopSumChum
In some countries its a delicacy
posthuman001
Both those ladies are sexy.
xcopperx
Both look fine to me...
AlmightyyCres
Shit i like the one on the right more. More to cuddle
squishyfaced
AvariceAeternna
Not sure on the source but remember that he's reacting to a coach showing off sick dance moves
ButWhyThough
They found out their coach used to be a backup dancer for MC Hammer! :)
AvariceAeternna
Yes! That's what it was!
ButWhyThough
It was an amazing gif haha
ButWhyThough
I love how they cut out the MC Hammer back up dancer just to focus on this guys reaction.
squishcat
Man, this pisses me right off. Shallow assholes. Have a preference but don't insult people like that.
Renza0
Everyone has their preferences, I imagine it sucks if you only get interest from those outside of said preferences. where's the insult in it
rosiethereaver
The format of the meme implies the poster thinks left is hot, right is not. So making the meme is quite insulting. That should be obvious.
Renza0
I dont know if that's sarcasm or not. But that does suggest people quickly get overly sensitive over the subject, at least for women.
BewareTheCrocigator
You really don't see a problem with a random person posting your picture as an example of what they don't want?
Renza0
nah, I'm good with it. Just means that person doesn't wanna fuck me, pretty sure there are others who do, no sense in getting upset over it
minuteye
It wasn't a general statement though, he picked an actual person's photo to illustrate "unattractive". Where's the call for that?
Renza0
Where's the statement she's unattractive? I get the implication, but it's literally just showing a lack of interest in some aspect(s) of her
CalebAshby
I Would toally disappoint both of them.
tarataqa
You already disappointed me.
rattlebone10
That's funny because it's true with me too.
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
would rather date girl on right any day of the week
ClubberLaing
And also it would be more difficult to get a date with left. There is....another suitor!
BigJewishHulk
I would rather date neither. Never seen a woman like that, that I was attracted to. Bit harsh to insult someone over weight though.
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
Exactly. To each their own but no reason to be a dick
FreshBeets
Not me, I wouldn't be able to afford to feed her.
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
Not with that tiny dick.
TheIronMaiden
Daaaammmnnn
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
*fistbump
TheGuyOfTheDots
Girls that I like cuz they're fit vs Girls that I like cuz they're thic
TotalCuntrol
To paraphrase Fez from that 70's Show, "I like them big, I like them small, I like them all"
KaleoM
Exactly, I never understood guys who "specialize" variety is the spice of life.
Monkeyfighter
Same reason people "have a preference" of race.
GuardsmanMiku
theres a big distinction between fat and thic that people need to realise
serialkillazjungle
What the fuck is wrong with "chunky". She's gorgeous.
steikewaffel
thicc is not obese tho.
Monkeyfighter
thicc is not an actual defined term...obese is...
CherryEmpress
I guarantee a significant proportion of the women thought of as "thicc" are technically obese by BMI. Obese doesn't equal morbidly obese.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
I wanna use Right Girl's thighs as earmuffs
7ofNein
Nice username
bachterman
yum yum
berneigh
When you post the same thing the day before and it dies in usersub
BewareTheCrocigator
Imgur is a fickle mistress.
berneigh
Yet we all keep coming back for more.
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berneigh
I'm sure I've benefited from it before, so it's all good. Take your upvote.
AlekTheJoker
Leyton is an asshole
mineovermatter
So? I'm fuckin tired of people being shutdown via labels of "asshole/offensive/whatever".While being an asshole ain't great,it ain't illegal
mineovermatter
Oh and Alek, your comment is fascist. Not you, the comment
Wolvenlight
It's not shutting down someone. It's insulting someone who insulted someone. "Don't hit him, only he's allowed to do that!"
Wolvenlight
I'm all for taking the high road, but it's just illogical to expect one/any person/s to be on their best behavior in the face of an asshole.
LizardsInTheSky
It's not illegal to express dissent toward those statements either. I don't think freedom of speech means what you think it means.
bigredfiretruk
since when is any of this about freedom of speech? quit jumping 20 steps ahead of the fucking convo
Knoldus
Nah
SalaVader
I agree. He knows what he wants, he's just an idiot. No need to post stuff like that. Just because you're thinking something doesn't mean 1/
SalaVader
The whole world needs to know. 2/
Knoldus
Not to argue but that goes for you too right now, and anyone who says anything on the internet
SalaVader
Who asked you? Jk
A1ekazam
Your name caught my eye... Do we share the same first name?
SaraFourImgur
No you're "Ale" and he's "Alex." Easy mistake
AlekTheJoker
Apparently, we do! From one Alek to another Alek: hello, fellow imgurian
A1ekazam
How fun. Greetings from me to you.
Darkmage4230
Now kith
VictarionsCrispyArm
Skizzlesnap
Why bc he doesn't like fat chicks? Yeah fuck him for his own opinions.
mistaopportunity
More on the fact that he openly insulted a stranger as a way of venting his own frustration.
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Mammasheen
Poot the snoot
Skizzlesnap
Yeah a stranger. Who gives a shit about a stranger in this context? I doubt she put as much thought into it as you did.
mineovermatter
Wow, so you're a mind reader now too? STFU
mistaopportunity
I'm not a mind reader I'm a reader. Words can be misinterpreted and I understand that, but that's why you should word your message 1/2
mistaopportunity
Carefully. When he says girls he likes vs girls who like him, he's basing a joke off of an insult by inferring people shouldn't be 1/3
Nekyn
Don't forget his tweet sometime later. https://imgur.com/uZIwKPh
KillingTheJoke12
cuck
youdonegoofed
6 whole burn
ashmenon
Someone's got a humiliation fetish.
absoliutenus
he is like : " I'm ready to get hurt again "
EnjoyTheLifeYouHave
I just saw this episode of the office for the first time last night
Ooolovelyjubbly
Ahahahaha. He's a twat/
kevincow
Seems more like he's acknowledging how good the burn was and having fun with it.
sundaymondayhippyday
MOSIA
People want what they can't have
rattlebone10
Some people get off on being humiliated.
Opportunist
It's tricky, though--dominatrices say it's particularly dangerous because male clients don't always know what might make them flip out.
Sirsir94
To make a friend of a bully, pop em on the nose. Get their respect.
MisterWho
Brb, gonna boop a bully...
idownvoteplottwist
Isn't that sharks
DarkwingDuc
I want to make friends with sharks! BRB...
rosiethereaver
Who wants to be friends with a bully?
Discoduck
They're just people who need to grow up.
rosiethereaver
I don't disagree, but my question still remains...who wants to be friends with someone like that?
wormfood
An open minded person who doesn't define others by their weaknesses
Zoroasterisk
To make a friend of a bully, hold their head underwater until the bubbles stop. Get their respect.
FCOAlex
Sirsir94
Tinkrr
Maybe he was into the thick girl but only skinny girls like him and people misread it?
Mdp2525
Pics would be in the opposite order but thanks for playing The Devil's Advocate! Johnny tell 'em what he's won...
Tinkrr
Depends? I've seen it done both ways, usually with the "You versus the guy" ones. Also someone may have made it with the assumed intent 1/2
Tinkrr
in mind and this guy just took it the other way and re-used it. Then again, no one would repost something on the internet /shrug 2/2
arbsbuhpuh
He's won a round trip ticket for 1 to Cleveland, Ohio! That's right, a 2 day/3 night some-expenses-paid vaca in the only city that 1/
arbsbuhpuh
/2 starts with a 'C' and ends in 'leveland, OH'!
ErinFromTheOffice
That's actually great. Good for him.
whitewater0034
Looks like you are the circle jerk dv victim today.
ErinFromTheOffice
Such is imgur. I stand by it.
whitewater0034
I trhew an upvote in there, but I fear my voice is lost in the noise! :(
ErinFromTheOffice
thr0waway7377
fk u for having an opinion
mistaopportunity
She doesn't look that bad. Pretty cute, just a bit chunky.
beanprok
They are both attractive...but I guess I'm weird, as I find the girl on the right's meaty hour glass figure to be more attractive.. *shrug*
Tinebra
She's definitely not fat, the problem is the face, that's is really fugly...
georgialikethestate
-- Guy from middle America with a neckbeard, probably
Tinebra
Couldn't be more wrong lol I'm a girl from middle Italy *shrugs* to each is own. I guess it's okay to shame her body but not her ugly face.
georgialikethestate
Italian women aren't known for being the best looking either. ;)
CatBlaster5000
My preference honestly.
elahrairah
Some people are into that. A lot of people actually.
Junktrunkjunkie
I'm not usually in to that. But she makes it look really good.
ArtArchive
I only take issue with the claw fingernails, really.
secretlysubversive
She's a BBW and some people have a thing for that :D
drGrafenberg
Each to their own.
CoonSmasher
You spelled fat wrong.
Boredtodeath
certifiably obese
Knoldus
"A bit"
ClubberLaing
She's fat. I'll fuckin say it
kayjayshay
...and?
ClubberLaing
And her doctor probably advises her to lose some weight.
kayjayshay
good talk
chillin223
SO brave
ShatteredF1re
You could say that about road kill too. Just a little flat.
PerryelGringo
I like a little oatmeal with my waffles. Is there anything wrong with that?
sosublime
Blue waffles anyone?
iamthisguy247
Sounds like a lot of carbs, maybe incorporate some eggs or other healthy protein into your breakfast?
klj126
Yes.
Mxlespxles
I prefer chicken with mine. I think the girl on the right can probably cook a lot better than the other one.
FindYourChillMate
As we are being judgemental, nah, girl on the right just stuffs her fat face with Maccy Ds.
SKELETONMAAAN
Looks like you need to find your chill, mate
DrHotdogs
I like sauasge and oatmeal.
klj126
A bit? She's fat
georgialikethestate
Not sure why this is being down voted? She is fat. She's gorgeous, and I can see why some men find her sexy, but she is clearly overweight.
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klj126
Well I don't do too much lifting anymore so no not strongest but I am skinny soo...
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klj126
Looks don't matter? Then why are humans programmed to go after what is sexy? It is in our Dna bud. I'm married been with my wife 9.5 years
klj126
Happy as can be. Not sure why I need a reality check.
pangea33
Some of us like fat girls! It's OK.
klj126
No it's not. It's a waste of food.
pangea33
She's from Africa. Fatness has always been signaling except in America where it's so common.
klj126
Idc? More food produced=more co2. Don't consume more than you need
flapperfemmefatale
I'm a straight female with *cough* tendencies, and I think she's way hotter. Hourglass figures are my fave
FreshBeets
Ok but the left is the hourglass... right is a sun dial. I think right's face is better though, left has a masculine jawline.
BklynPunisher
She might have a masculine dick tucked between her legs.
pilojo
That's not so much hourglass, but yes, I do find her more attractive, too.
akaFLAMEGiRL
If that was the kind of girl that liked me, I wouldn't be complaining about it on Twitter.
mineovermatter
Hahahaha....straight female eh?
mineovermatter
Like I've never heard women say this shit before. She's fucking fat. Fat fat fat.
flapperfemmefatale
What's wrong with being fat?
klj126
That's not hourglass.
flapperfemmefatale
Really? It's what I'd consider hourglass: hips and chest roughly same circumference, and waist about half of that
BewareTheCrocigator
I'd say pear-shaped, rather than hourglass. Hips are quite a bit larger. Not a bad thing at all though.
klj126
Far too fat to be a true hour glass
flapperfemmefatale
Nah, any skinnier and she'd look emaciated with an hourglass figure. The only place I wanna see ribs is on my plate at Chilis
wazztastic
I’ll take a donut over a gross jelly stick any day of the week.
pangea33
I have no idea what this means. I like it though. I shall help combat your down votes.
Vercinger
Same.
funkmoth
What's a "gross jelly stick"?
Bh4ve
If you have to ask you can't afford it
wazztastic
It’s like a plain donut that is straightened out and filled with jelly. They are usually hard and have powdered sugar on top. Not curvy.
klj126
Women who put work into their bodies are unattractive? Take a picture of yourself and then tell me a fit woman would go for you.
wazztastic
I...I just don’t like jelly sticks! And I’m fat but I have a great personality.
funkmoth
DeityOfSnuggles
Fuckin' disgustin'
pilojo
Get the fuck out of here Leyton.
DeityOfSnuggles
Gladly. With thighs like that I'm sure she can't follow me through the doorframe.
klj126
LMAO
Coolbacca
Got a good laugh from me at least!
pilojo
Do you get off by putting other people down? What the fuck is wrong with you. If it's not your preference, fine. Don't be a dick.
klj126
It's a waste of energy and life to be that fat.
DeityOfSnuggles
Come on, it was atleast slightly funny. Just picture it in your mind.
JustYourNormalEverydayAsshole
where's noob noob when you need 'em
DrKriegersClone
What the fuck is a noob noob?
mandadadada
Shhh if you're not into rick and morty, you are the worst scum of earth on Imgur
PmMeGifsForSauce
STAAHP!
Canadoug
Sticklebrickk
Just realized even the broom has a vindicators logo
KakunaMatata
Thanks noob noob
Ilikerandomgifs
This guy gets it
KonaDarbles
thornus67
https://masterofallscience.com/gif/S03E04/163205/165707.gif?b64lines=VGhhbmtzLCBOb29iIE5vb2Iu
iamthisguy247
Who the fuck is Noob Noob.
Wabbadabba
PURGE THE UNINITIATED
NotFarEnough
*looks incredulously*
attofreak
AlwaysUpvoteBunnies
I've heard that his dick gets more business than YouTube
SlavShashlyk
Not sure if a serious question or quotation of Rick from the episode.
iamthisguy247
ActionJohnnie
TheLadyNym
I laughed the fuck out loud at tihs.
attofreak
Only appropriate response
UsernamesAreOverratedAnyway
PmMeGifsForSauce
Another meme being analy raped ad infinitum. Half the time it doesn't even need to be there.
IncognitoPanda
Yeah, here it was applied poorly
SteveMND
derscur
Ooh watch out, it's the meme police come to arrest all jokes not in perfect taste
PmMeGifsForSauce
Oh it's the triggered anon upset that their shitty use of a meme is being shit on.
addictedtorain
Rick and Morty Character
CryoSleeping
This guy got that reference
NotFarEnough
Well bud you just missed a classic bona fide Rick and Morty joke
addictedtorain
Oh well.
BrandonianFlynnigan
Well I'm glad they answered because I don't watch the show so I wouldn't have known otherwise.