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edit: @PullingGoatsOffCliffs has suggested that top comment decides the font. Considering the extreme lengths he/she is willing to go for us all, I think we should oblige.
edit2: We did it. @PullingGoatsOffCliffs, God Rest Your Soul. You won't be fooled again http://i.imgur.com/K0GQUrM.png
edit3: http://i.imgur.com/VzR7rDs.png
edit4: After the enormous show of support calling for the tatting of @PullingGoatsOffCliffs, it's pleasing to see so many in the comments suggesting loopholes and workarounds. You're good people imgur. Also assholes, but still. That said, Goats has shared that they can get the tattoo done on Wednesday. Willing to wait?
edit5: @PullingGoatsOffCliffs update http://imgur.com/gallery/WgTZ9
di77me
I had to create clever content to get to FP but hey, if that works for you then fine.
delpharseven
PullingGoatsOffCliffs is on board. Let's do this.
shitbagactual
COMIC SANS COMIC SANS COMIC SANS COMIC MOTHA FUCKIN SANS!!!
DiePrettyForMe
Why the fuck would you tattoo some bullshit like that on yourself? You people are just stupid fucks. Think about 10 years from now....
TheyCallMeLazarus
Bold strategy cotton let's see if it pays off.
MobileSuitFundam
You people are a special kind of stupid.
GhostingtonTheThird
30px Script. would make it elegant like this:
FrenchPoodle
Another case of "won't deliver..."
RustyPickle42
That is the most perfect name @OP
snortingcocaineoffofwarmpuppytummies
thatothercrazycatlady
Please do not get a permanent tattoo because of some strangers in the internet. That is forever, Internet shame is only about a week or so.
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
I appreciate you.
goodcoproflcop
snortingcocaineoffofwarmpuppytummies
ProfessorMelonHead
For fucks sake I hate how common this ia becoming
CrackWhoresAndCheese
I missed out making a witty remark for this one.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
So happy this is already fp
demergivore
Body integrity is so overrated anyway.
yaketyyakdonttalkback
Reminder to check back in for this one
CollectorOfRandomPics
@op
Zarvox
@abortedfetusnecrophiliac
secretoaster
I've been hurt before
pinkswirls
This is still a thing?
matchstickmetropolis
AnneFranksDustyBongo
Go on @PullingGoatsOffCliffs show @NDelRey how to actually deliver ;)
Nanaashi
Wait can u explain this comment? I'm so confused.
SP00BLES
Chick promises NSFW hula hooping video, does not deliver. Everyone gets mad.
Therearetoomanyusernames
NDelRey had promised an NSFW video of them hula hooping if Trump won the election. The video was not what they promised.
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MrRemy
HOLY SHIT! She went from 200k+ up votes to -19k
aAaaAaaaAAaaaoh
Source of death threats?
jepp73
@NDelRey promised to make a nsfw hula hoop video if an image got to the front page, she delivered but she had clothes on and it was lame af.
ImNotAnOrange
nah it was if trump got elected
jepp73
HardiSMH
You made an account just for that? Well, maybe I'll make an account to upvote again!
snortingcocaineoffofwarmpuppytummies
Cortezdelanoche
How do you people know this? Do you actually check ever profile until you hit gold or something?
interestiinggggg
It hits front page
Cortezdelanoche
That makes sense!
Muwahaha
matchstickmetropolis
username accurate
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
It checks out. Oh ma gahd
tenebrisangelus
Right above his brown eye is the perfect spot. Beautiful +1
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
How do you know it's a he? And blue eyes just for your information.
tenebrisangelus
Brown eye meaning your pooper haha. Sorry i assumed you were a man judging by your favs.
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
No worries you were right, just fucking with you. Gotta keep my humour in this dark time of mine
tenebrisangelus
Good luck. Also, it can be a removable tat since you didn't mention a real tat in your post.
boobphysicist
too bad for you i wasnt the one that got it to the fp
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
The fucking best thing ever? @OP made the account just for this attempt. @PullingGoatsOffCliffs you better not let us down.
Equinox13
Well, he did say "name" and not "username", so unless the OP's actual name is his username...
RichHammond
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
I swear if it makes it, I will not let you down
inoiknownothing
Update
WhatAreGifs
I'm going to put this here for updates.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
It made it. Get it done!
Naturally90
You're on the fp
TodarodesPacificus
Pay up bud. It's on now.
BurgundyBurrito
You better.
uncleorandrew
DON'T PULL AN NDELRAY
SilverSound
flippetrippiehippie
Sorry could you explain it to me I missed it
FindusSomKatten
promised to make a nsfw video of hula hooping if trump won vide was awfull with a different definition of nsfw than the community
SilverSound
Not sure if being sarcastic or not, but a user promised a NSFW video of her hulahooping if Trump won. She did not deliver on that promise.
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
Some chick went from 300,000 internet points to -18,000 or something.
NoSelfiesWithoutTaters
Post is 'dear People of Imgur' by NDelRey. Was downvoted by -40k in some hours...
sonirt
Make sure it's in comic sans
Unstressessary
Webdings!
skylark28
What? not wingdings?
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MacGyverofAnxiety
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PickleMorty
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FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Why not bauhaus 93
gownninja
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neechi
Big ol dot
Duggernauts
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Jokeykilla
Comic sans killed my family you monater
Shewy92
Fun fact: Comic Sans was based off of the font in Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns
boobsandlulz
.
MintlyFresh
hes gonna have a bad time. for sure.
ItsKillaKev
WING DINGs????
idropbananapeelsoutofmycartostoptheredshells
you savage af Joe
Paladinsabre
And right above the money-maker
Tails143
You monster
HelpMeUnderstand
hahaha this poor stupid bastard
Orpheusko
Make this top comment. Comic sans will be amazingly hilarious
AlexZuelke
And now, we wait to see if he follows through
Orpheusko
If he pulls an NDelRey I'm gonna... shit. Downvote him. Yeah take that. Lose your fake Internet points
MeanCupcake
* shudders *
TFWbrokeninternetrulez
This sting of comments is freaking gold.
overlythinky
I don't know. I think wingdings would make for an excellent and sophisticated tattoo.
AnatidaephobiaIsReal
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
ProxyPlayerHD
why not Comic Neue?
ArtMadeofYourComment
Do we want Comic Sans out that hilarious 80's font? You know the one.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
*Bold underlined italicized rainbow-colored comic sans
MemeaholicsAnonymous
This
LostCopper
Oh this poor guy
SuperDork42
don't forget bubble form
DailyDoseOfAwesomeSauce
colonelrussia
I upvoted this to 666
veganfarts
ImAShittyTransAm
Nah mate, roll a d4 for each letter. 1 is Comic Sans. 2 is papyrus. 3 is Arial. 4 is Times New Roman.
ender00000
Where's Comic Papyrus?
ender00000
Where's Comic Papyrus?
thatguywithbadmemes
+1 for most underrated die ever
ImAShittyTransAm
My Rogue disagrees. Only uses d4, d6, and d20. Dagger dagger dagger.
HashtagDotCom
This one I kind of actually want to see succeed
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Wide Latin , make the thing huge
Tunzaphun
Yes, please let this hit front page!
steveracer
at first I didn't get it. Then... then I read OPs username...
pdxstoner
Comic sans.
snazzbasket
Agreed
AmyPoehlerTinaFeyThreeway
I bet @PullingGoatsOffCliffs doesn't have the creamy cock sauce to do it.
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Well I certainly hope it does not.
Fairdinkums
You're lucky all these comments are coming from very tame users and no aborted fetuses
Heypuppy
Can you just take my name @pullinggoatsoffcliffs
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Maybe one day, young pupper
GodForbidd
You signed up for this shit. To the front page we go.
TheRealFireFrenzy
1637 upvotes and counting...
Iamlordofspuds
May the odds be in your favor
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Thank you for that
HashtagDotCom
Well it's better than my username tattooed on you
espo2323
I don't think so...
goawaypleasethankyou
How is yours worse than something involved creamy man juice?!?!?
Techtronic
I'd gladly get a tattoo with your username
HashtagDotCom
Do it!
goawaypleasethankyou
I'd get a tattoo with my own username to be honest. On my forehead.
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Well fuck.
OzNikita
God have mercy on your soul. .-.
DoctorNumberFour
Doot
testzero
i'mma hitch my wagon to your comment and ride it to the front page if you don't mind.
simsom4343
We see how that turned out
testzero
Meh. I have karna to spare.
yuraf
Nice font name.
PostPerfectThingsV2
TheSecondGandalf
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YourNeighbourRon
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lolsy
It's the intarweb. Just say LOL JK and abandon your imgur account.
spongebobthrowthatassinacircle
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TheTacticalSpoon
Damn bro, you're fucked now. Knew this was gonna blow up!
fretos
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fuckallyoubitches
Did you bitch out??
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
My bio
fuckallyoubitches
Okay, but someone got you good. Just delete your account and continue with life without "fillmyasswithcreamycocksauce" on your body LMAO
paynis
No ragrets
SmellOfMonkey
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
I think you should pick a pretty cursive font.
ArecLeahcim
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MattCantwell
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ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
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grimvard
Well, this escalated quickly.
IJustWantSomeoneToTalkTo
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SomeSuperAwesomeName
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tenebrisangelus
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ARROGANTWERP
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jyrre
"I said it in jest"
HumanFlag
LurkyMcLurkinsonheimer
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chanboxy
G
idiealittleinsideeveryday
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RamAssScratcher
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HreinnFannar
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Th0tPatrol
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fuckallyoubitches
:) you ain't gonna do it lmfao looks like your profile was blocked or deleted
fuckallyoubitches
Lmfao then you down vote my comment? Forever a upvote wanting bitch that is not up for their word
SlaughterToast
You done fucked up. You gave imgur a blank check to cash in.
WheezingAppleWannaBe
does it have to be in english??? could do it in japanese..it gives you a, a LITTLE amount of dignity. something you're currently lacking lol
WhatInTheSamhillisaPuma
TacticalOtter
That's fucking brilliant. Hope you have a good tattoo artist. Last thing you need is that name looking like a sack of shit on your body ????
Beezlebubble
I'm curious as to where you're gonna put it.
forAGrandTotalOf
Thank god for fake/temporary tatoo
ForeverJustALurker
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RoguePotatoChips
Tolkienfan57
I haven't forgotten.............
BasicHuman
Burstapples
If youd just said nothing youd still be weird tat free
IntelliSlap
Have it transcribed into some weird-ass-long-dead-language and you'll be fine.
BlueDucktape
Laugh out loud rest in rip family
Alyssandre
Pls don't. :c What will the children think?!
UncleIrohnman
TomVercoe
You really lucked out on this one buddy
d0nni
enjoy your new account when you don't go through with it :P
MrSexbang
Diekman
Downvoted to save your skin. Good luck to you.
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Thank you for fighting the good fight even when we knew the inevitable
toymage
Make it a henna tattoo. Temporary and still meets criteria
ArchangelsBlade
Hey at least @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac didn't find that.
boozehammerer
I think this one is worse
ArchangelsBlade
Hey, this way they don't think you like to fuck aborted fetuses.
IfYouJustReadThisYouAreNowGay
I dunno. @OP's name seems pretty awful as a tattoo.
Snooj
No worries. No one ever makes good on these promises so no one expects you to be any different.
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Look at @GregLeuch he made good on it
simsom4343
Greg even has a trophy for delivering
ShihtzuOwner
All it cost was 80 dollars and a lifetime of self pitty
JadenAdams
snortingcocaineoffofwarmpuppytummies
Unluckygitgud
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Tolkienfan57
Have we forgotten?
snortingcocaineoffofwarmpuppytummies
His bio says to be patient. I hope that refers to progress on the tat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
My man!
itmightbeuselessinformation
slaylay
You go to app state?
itmightbeuselessinformation
I did! Graduated 2013.
slaylay
Neat I'm graduating next December
Kreuzitter
@OP look at his new Bio lol
ScimitarsRUs
glorious
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Say, what is this from?
snortingcocaineoffofwarmpuppytummies
Goodfellas
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
I see, that's one mafia film I haven't seen. Thanks
JohnFloorwalker
It's a classic. You should enjoy it. & get a lot more internet references & memes.
Okebel
Watch it. Then Watch Home Alone wishing Joe Pesci was more like he was in Goodfellas.
flamingflamingo
Now watch all of imgur downvote you into oblivion and make harassing posts about you endlessly when you don't do it.
simsom4343
As long as he/she doesn't absolutely hype it up to then horrifically fail, and even have the balls to post totally not scammy gofundme...
flamingflamingo
get over it
JWinner21
Aren't you the one that brought it up?
flamingflamingo
I am. I'm still disgusted with this community and with good reason. What people should get over is that she didn't do what they wanted.
TwoWordsDude
So... What font will you choose?
NotJuliaCaesar
If we up vote this enough it'll be in Well Fuck Font!
SketchNI
It has to be 20px Impact.
CrimsonGhost107
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/344/339/efc.gif
Techtronic
Nah it needs to be clear and easy to read for a passing stranger for full effect. It also needs to be a tramp stamp.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
DAMMIT LARRY!!!
nullbr
well @PullingGoatsOffCliffs Webdings is a thing you know
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Only problem is that I'm a man of my word and it'll be even longer in webdings unfortunately.
PullingGoatsOffCliffs
Definitely not comic sans
celestedrake
My favorite is Edwardian Script ITC. I don't know if it would lose or gain impact with that. Harder to read, but elegant.
SirPlatinum
Too bad, top comment says comic sans. Link me with the pic of the tattoo.
Chibatman
Windings?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Windings.
thehoff37
I'm pretty sure there is a font where the letters are made out of dicks.
dogenuggets
Impact bold
Veradux
Wingdings?
BiologicalSonny
Don't mind me, just offering your username some unsolicited praise.
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Windings
fewe
I think you should go for papyrus.
MichaeIJCaboose
Helvetica
wigglingdangernoodle
somenub755
Oh sweet I'd totally have something like this. "Oh look that guy's a metalhead." BUT YOU WERE FOOLED, IT'S AN IMGUR JOKE
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Something like calligraphy
ewpolly1
http://fontmeme.com/permalink/161121/cde6a6dfa9c62f1e705601f10c91e13d.png
koalapaca
I... I think I just shed a tear. It's beautiful!
Thedevilofsnowflakes
@pullinggoatsoffcliffs this one looks actually decent :'D
GentlemanScientist
Do it in Elvish and tell people it means "courage".
Skippeh
This is the way to go.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
How do you say "stuff my ass full of creamy cock sauce" in Elvish?
GentlemanScientist
Two ways; look up a Quenya or Sindarin dictionary and translate or do it in English and just use the alphabet.
GentlemanScientist
One horrifically bad Sindarin translation would be "Pannod nín adel pant o hîw tavor/crist/ecthel/vandil salff": 1/2
GentlemanScientist
"Fill my rear with sticky woodpecker/sword/spear/rod soup." 2/2
GentlemanScientist
The end product might look like this (I went with spear here):
1.5/2
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Is that Arabic? No it's Elvish. And it says, "Go fuck yourself twat".