UrMomDoubleGay
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Oct 1, 2017 6:57 AM
UrMomDoubleGay
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supremedreamz
Who the hell has 150 unread messages. God damn!
syddevious
We should make cockies.
DemoB0y
#14 is Diogenes. Crazy ass cracker. Ultra Cynical.
SamKemp456
This is a very solid dump
Jaxx421
#26. Who has 150 unread texts. I have a few, but 150?!
VodkaReindeer
#1 torille
WhyShouldILoveYou
Yes I immediately noticed the Finnish Euro coins too.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Okay mom, I'll just put all these sopping wet dishes in the wooden cupboard. What could go wrong?!
DrMcTouchy
#1 is gonna be every poor person in Alaska on Oct. 5th.
vampirehedgehog
scotjam
Euthanises one to save the rest
Beyonceuponatime
Despite the sneaky selfie, still worth the upvote
changedusernamecosmykiddiscoveredmyrudeone
But the bombs were three days apart, no?
ThatAustralianKid
He worked non stop for 3 days
ProbablyThinkingAboutFood
Those historical pictures with the modern captions had me in tears I was laughing so hard. I don't know why I found them so funny but eh!
definitelynottheguy
mindfkr
...wait for it...
TheseArentMyGlasses
Diogenes the cynic tells Alexander the Great to get out of his sun.
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
All the history memes made this much better.
ExplainThisJoke
UrMomDoubleGay
Accidently added a pic of my girlfriend in the dump
MattGlade
I'm just wondering whether people in the medieval times actually painted some of the paintings just for shits and giggles.
Iwannaseeit
that OR which ones are from modern day people wanting to use that style and have fun or something
Szechuanian
They were so bored. So so bored. So most likely.
CometLaHal
mike fuckin pence
melshot
Fuckin Mickey Pence
tinkypie
Fike Pucky Mence
Brant04
Pike fucky fence
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Puke fickle mice
theysayimweird
#33 Okay but that is the most phallic sword handle I've ever seen
Morkboosic
Omg you're right.
moonshadowkati
Have you ever seen a phallus before? They are typically not hooked or pointed.
ReallyGoodBee
trinabeana23
Now I understand why I found the 1st TV version of The Tick hilarious
ReallyGoodBee
There were even a couple of situations, such as Night of the Million Zillion Ninjas, where something would trigger the Tick,
ReallyGoodBee
causing him to commit acts of extreme violence, followed by periods of deep depression. "He stopped being the fun kind of crazy".
TheAbyssOfOolacileWasAnInsideJob
#8 Hiorshima and Nagasaki are 300 Kilometres (or 186 miles) apart by air travel.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Yeah, even today it's a 5 hour trip. But then it is written down on this stock photo of a Japanese man, so there's evidence on both sides.
Volcanuz
It's a true story but not true here. He got on the train instantly to REPORT to the CEO about what happened in Hiroshima to his company(1)
Volcanuz
and as he was explaining it, another one went off. I don't think it was days apart, each bomb. Plus japan had great train systems (2)
Volcanuz
Here is the wiki on it
Volcanuz
even at that time so it would take him at least a day on train. (end)
TheGhostofElizabethShue
You're quite right, it was 3 days apart.
Volcanuz
Yep! I remember it from the podcast they did about it, he got treated and all for his wounds but his pride and fear made him report it 2work
MollyTheWinterLady
#5 makes my toes hurt.
HairyChairstepper
Maeve is dead. Long live Maeve.
MollyTheWinterLady
We've been waiting so long for the next one, she's probably been replaced 5 times over by now... :P
Insomnia297
Then stop doing it
mebowie
So the guy with a knife in his heart and his baldspot appeared twice. Is he a common dude to paint? Or..?
traian96
I came down here to ask the same thing
Szechuanian
I was wondering that too. Is a knife to the head symbolic or something?
Cezarboytellem
Symbolic of the time he got stabbed in the head, I think.
grapesforducks
1. Saints would be depicted with imagery that identified them, so that illiterate folk could see the art and learn the story. Depictions
grapesforducks
2. Generally had to do with what they did to become a saint, and that often involved their manner of death/martyrdom
mebowie
Thank you!
asheph
Hi ! He's Saint Peter of Verona. He's also called Saint Peter Martyr, all of his representations sadly are with a knife lodged in his head.
MidlandRedux
Helluva thing to be remembered for. A knife in the head.
TrumpIsASentientCircusPeanut
Still better than an arrow to the knee.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Don't give Trump any ideas
ShartyParty
#23 is the funniest one
Insomnia297
birdm4n
I spent few seconds trying to figure out what's happening. Am I missing something?
Spacebandit
captain420ofmarijuanatown
Yeah, quality meme.
trapdoorogre
Well, it could be now. Unless that was OP's plan all along. Could it become an anti-meme?
RelativelyRelevantRelative
skruttet
What if it's op and it's in there by accident and you're all really mean?
Zobaken
Good.
stoler202
Then good, because we're supposed to be mean to those who post selfies.
GSSubmarine
why?
stoler202
Rules of Imgur.
AkirasSpirit3
Because they post selfies
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
He learns the world can be cruel to people that make mistakes, duh.
skruttet
I think it's really unecessary.
AkirasSpirit3
Um, isn't that a she?
asecondshadowyarrow
Didn't you just read the bit about the world being a cruel place?
skinnyskinnybuddha
Soooooo are we gunna talk about why there’s just a random selfie in here?
StoleYourPounds
No
superatheist
I skipped straight to comments after I saw it for clarification haha. Clarification not found. The hunt continues
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glaug
The bitch is you
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
I thought you were talking about Yoda.....
eathotdog
I thought the joke was that she looks like Ted Cruze.
Lucyloves
I'm thinking it's to authenticate the dump.
sidewalkchamp7
Artist of following comic?
Spinnyd
That’s what I thought
derek7711
Me too
DiamondJacksRevenge
I get the Zodiac Killer vibe from it.
Blackrain39
According to the rules, we must downvote.
scotjam
Even if it's an obvious accident?
Blackrain39
That's the rule. No selfies.
Convergent
It's @OPs girlfriend. It's not a "selfie" unless they are conjoined twins in an incestuous relationship. Even then, only semi-selfie.
BadWolf16
I was thinking the same thibg
OctopusJebus
The mole person they were talking about in the image above.
OoWah
I assumed it was a mole person.
RelativelyRelevantRelative
That's where you're fucking wrong, kiddo. One can never assume molity of a person correctly. Mole people are the ones you least expect.
Luck9000
Or she is our precious sewers.
ColoradoSky
Shots fired
Velociraptorex
It's kinda creepy
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trinabeana23
MAN! I HATE IT when I miss the [deleted] comment when the replies are this good!
CaptainAnus
trinabeana23
Your reply REALLY made me wish I’d read the comment b4 it got deleted
trinabeana23
And a THAT many downvotes too
Insomnia297
This is fair.
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UrMomDoubleGay
Yar. Thanks. She didn't really ask for it. Just a slip of the finger
calyxium
She has really pretty hair.
phantomdreamer
Thanks, NSA!
Wombatish
I've had wayyy worse nicknames, I kinda like it. (Recruit me, overlords)
omgurimgur
csillagvihar
@notNSA
NZSheeps
Well, @OP is a guy, so she's not him.
Brant04
That's what the government wants you to think
QwertyBam
The new Doctor is a woman, you shitlord!
officialmisunderstanding
QwertyBam
No idea, I'm not really a fan of the series.
moonshadowkati
It's a thing that happens to Time Lords, and The Doctor has long maintained that he'd be cool with that happening to him.
officialmisunderstanding
source? and if so why has he "maintained" being a male for the last 12 or so incarnations?
Brant04
Because they want more views so they are cashing in on the feminist movement
officialmisunderstanding
yep, figures.