MRW I get ripped off at the parrot store but the dance contest is tonight

Oct 28, 2016 1:07 PM

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Chicken dance

And now you have bird mites

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is she doing... the chicken dance?

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AND THE OROMS TOMORROW

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Are those her legs or is she riding on a chicken?!

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I dont consider that dancing. Maybe...swaying vigorously.

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You left out the part where the chicken jumps off the shoulder, leaving the girl to feel alone and awkward

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Where's the whole video to this?

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v

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Always upvote chick on chick.

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A whole new meaning to chicken dance

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he did it! the madman!

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You're lucky. When I got ripped off at the parrot store they gave me a cockatoo.

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@shandude RIP VINE

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Isnt this the coffee-reaction girl?

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Are those parrots fucking?

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iunderstoodthatreference.gif

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I haven't seen a henway like this in a while!

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What's a henway?

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*rubs hands together deviously*...about 2 1/2 pounds!!!

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funky chicken

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hey this is me =]

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But why are you not uploading stuff like in Vine?

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fuckin majestic

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Heh. Cock whisperer...

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big black cock mounts young girl in leather boots...

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"You do a line and I'll do a line, honey..."

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oh hey, this girl again. been a while.

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I love Shan dude

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She's also an Imgurian.

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WHAT

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-.-

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@shandude

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Walk into the club like whattup I got a big cock

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Upvoting because I want to spread outreach/awareness about great creative titles like this. Something we should all strive for.

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Your example is the opposite of nonsense.

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I feel like there's something I'm missing here...

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It's a chicken lol

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Wait that's the entire joke?! I feel better now.

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Well, there's more to it than that. It's just a clever title because OP found a gif and conjured up a silly backstory for it.

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Thanks so much! That's really nice of you to say :)

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Titles like these is why Imgur, too. I only realised this now.

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Fammut

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Dammit* sigh

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You seem to have some problems there

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insert generic "Cock" joke

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no need to be a cock-blocker

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Hahaha... Insert

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OK....What is the difference between a rooster & a whore?....A rooster says: "Cock'a Doodle do", & a whore says: "Any Cock'L Do".

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insert "Cock"

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She uses a "cock whisperer" t-shirt in others pics.

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Not the same girl. (the one you're referring to is my cousin, this isn't)

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It's a chicken not a rooster. Not a cock.

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Well, roosters are also chickens. You mean it's a hen.

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That was like a parade of stupid.

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How to get chicks to dance with you: 1. Walk up to them. 2.

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I thought it was goku for a second

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3. cross that fucking road

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Why?

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Hmf... I usually pronounce it "buh-COK!"

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@philcrifo pls

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I'm not sure what exactly I'm saving this for...but somehow I know, somewhere down the road, this will be important.

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Somewhere across the road*

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At least she didn't have to return an African Blue.

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Norweigan Blue - a very rare 'Ex' parrot

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Wow, that was an awesome brain fart, thanks for correcting it. Somedays I don't multitask ad well as others. 8)

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It has a habit of pining for the fjords.

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Pining for the Fjords?!?

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It wad supposed to be Norwegian Blue, i had a brain fart.

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Oh right, the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage idinnit?

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But they stun easily.

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Shameless is getting weird.

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I came back to Imgur to invite this

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How could it possibly be any weirder

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I love Shameless

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I was wondering the same thing myself.

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I hope Mickey gets out of prison soon! And Fiona quits being such a whore.

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And wtf is Ian doing? Can that show be done soon. Like they all grow up and have a decent life??

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Hes apparently being a cisgender queerfag. Whatever that means.

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Wait.. is this a show or literally the act of being shameless?

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A show

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I know what this is cause my roommate watches it, but I don't know much about it. Chicken girl looks like one of the characters?

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Yeah, she looks like the lead actress, Emmy Rossum.

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ohhh cool. She's the chic with no kids but always taking care of her siblings, right?

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Yup.

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So basically, if I wanna see Shandude naked, I just need to watch this show... <_< >_>

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