When you identify as an attack helicopter

Feb 5, 2019 12:56 PM

bonebone44

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This crab pretending to be a helicopter

they should make a movie after this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are the Brotherhood of Steel

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is an amazing!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, so... what does the crab think it's doing?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Treading air

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the real question is, can he tilt them forward like a V-22 to move straight at high speeds?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To the fish, he is an attack helicopter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did that song, They see me rollin, they hating, trying catch me ridin dirty, just start playing in my head

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paras!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i must go my people need me *hovers off*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brrrrrrt

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh Look, its a V-22 Osprey

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep us posted, or I'll cut your balls off mate

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s a swimming crab https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portunidae, nothing wrong with it, that’s what they do

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I peench

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was this filmed with an amphibious drone?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be a dick, ask him if he wants a ride

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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nice.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAW THIS. IT'S SO FASCINATING.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Batteries Not Included.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CRAB BATTLE

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HELLO MATEYS

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

HAhahahaha (sauce please)

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For all the praise we give bombers or fighters or tanks, attack helicopters still have to be one of the most deadly craft ever engineered.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL crabs can be cute

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

wait until you see why

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

let me show you my emerald crab friend... un momento

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just never cross them!

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In the distance, growing louder: Flight of the Valkyries

7 years ago | Likes 366 Dislikes 0

scuttle scuttle scuttle scuttle

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nana nannanana...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Growing louder, very slowly

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lmao I was playing that in my head before I read this comment.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

i love the smell of *crabcakes* in the morning.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It smells like victory!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know I'm being a pedant but the Wagner piece is "Ride of the Valkyries" not flight. I spent too much on my degree to not use it. Sorry

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I actually meant to say flight of the Concords. What the hell is Ride of the Valkyries?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The piece by Wagner that is famously played in Apocalypse Now over loudspeakers attached to helicopters. F.O.T.C. is a comedic band

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah. I remember that movie. It's during the Vietnam war and they're playing all this loud music and Robin Williams is a DJ. So funny!

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It's like he WANTS a seagull to swoop down and eat him... suicide by gull

7 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 0

Mine?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possible nematode antics?

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Tarpon bait

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swimming crabs are mad aggressive. Pity the gull that tries anything with this bastard.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

so they can see the sea to fill their gullet to the gull.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Nope, because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Cause if they flew over a bay they'd be bagels

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Underrated comment

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally someone got the joke!

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Oh this is good...This is mine now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well…it was fun while it lasted.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder why the crab is doing that? Super cute.

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

It's a crab from the the Portunidae family, it's kind of just what they do to get around faster.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just looked it up. This is the real answer, they got a pair of paddle legs so they can do the whole swimming thing.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds challenging from a “survival of the fittest” thang, gull-bait wise

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's trying to hail a cab. There are obviously none around him, but he's determined to find that ride home, so he continues his frantic wave

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

A crab cab?

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I'm thinking nematode infection. They make lots of fish and crabs and things try to swim at the surface to get eaten by birds so they can1/2

7 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

complete their life cycle in the bird's gut. Sorry for ruining your moment. I know it's so sad and gross. =/ But fascinating.

7 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Aw man.

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Still better than liver flukes.

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I really want to know what liver flukes do, but at the same time I am certain that I really don't want to know.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They tell insects to hang on to the end of grass so that cows and herbivores will eat them. They grow up and lay eggs in the poop that makes

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