Cake day.  My first favorited post still holds up as my all time favorite.

Aug 26, 2016 12:52 AM

LaPlumeDeMaTaint

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she gave it the ol razzle dazzle try

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck imgur? Why the hell are you so horny today??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not what I expected

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She's adorable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 28, 2016 3:58 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Saaaauuuce

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But ... why ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of my sex life...on my game for the first 5 seconds, and then totally lose control and nut 7 seconds in...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Paige Spiranac on Imgur. Today was a good day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's hot. Happy birthday

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

YEP, I REMEMBER POSTING THIS A YEAR AGO v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I could totally do the second half of that.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

The bottom half?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is not a golf ball

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Golfing is a sexy sport now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The fact that she fucked up makes her that much cuter

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I ate a burrito today and only managed to spill twice. So who here is the real professional hmm?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She would hurt my face if she sat down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dem legs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats some good tennis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its all in the hips

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 11

Something Creepy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dave chapelle let himself go

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I'd let her juggle my balls" -2nd top comment

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

Third, now, sadly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hot girl in photo? Better complain about it so I don't look like a creep"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

He's making a joke man.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There's just no need to cum in the comment section.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For some twisted reason I'm reminded of the ping pong ball shooting adult entertainer at Bambi's in Tijuana. She'd hit a shot glass at 25'.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I was just about to write the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

¡Hijolé!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the best argument against a wall

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Vive la raza, compa!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*viva, this slogan was adopted by s tiny group in the states, most Latinos don't feel a bond of race with each other

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard it mainly uttered by members of La Mecha in the US actually.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Fun fact: the US just surpassed Spain in number of people who speak Spanish, 2nd to Mexico.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd let her juggle my balls

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 33

I would prefer that she fondle my testicles if you know what I mean

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I'm lost

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gargle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, she'd do it very poorly, cry, and then proceed to leave and contact you 3 years later asking for money.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Meh, still would.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd love to hear the story behind that unbelievably specific and I'm guessing personal-experience-based comment.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oh you haven't heard anything yet...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0