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Repost from my friend on Facebook Elijah Turk
PhiIIipJFry
The whole time I was thinking this theory is ridiculous it's just a bunch of superficial connections.
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
StaleMeme
bradpott90
MRW I get to the ending
Infreani
Right when I was about to put my dick back in my pants....
aerozomu
Goddammit when it said gorilla I knew it
imascientintsdamnit
TheInvisiblePinkUnicorn
VashPaxamor
it's Ho Oh mother fucker
DeathPandaa
Fucking hell. The Harambe memes are kinda annoying but this, this was good.
redshadow1000
If it makes you feel any better everything up to the spirit gorilla is pulled from an actual fan theory
Udasaurus
I was expecting another three fiddy. ..
warsteel
You son of a fucking twat waffle well fucking played fuck wagon
Senguie
Bravo....bravo....
arocktaco
This gif... perfect reaction.
Heidasaurus
Chimeras have nothing to do with bats. It has the head of a lion and a goat and it's tale is a snake. At least in Greek Mythology.
royaltimes
that's when it lost me. chimera literally means "she-goat", there ain't no bats in there
Atriarc
10/10 Was not expecting that ending! Would read again.
Barefootnado
100% would read again and I'm not even a player just a fan of all that mythology wrapped in
Fairdinkums
10/10 for sure, my dick is definitely out.
SledDogg
Full bone for sure
20Spades
I'd say more of a 5/7
SuperiorPosterior
Wow, that must be 30 speed!
Everthingisawesome
WantDownvotes
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
My favorite quote of all time
TheClayKnight
dragoonthevoter
MrHorsea
I was so into this theory and then this shit happens. I'm so done. #dicksoutforharambe
DamianWinters
I was wondering how the fuck any of this pointed to it being the last game, it got so long I just knew it was gonna be some shitty meme.
JMcLellan
No, there's an actual theory out there. There's a shitload of evidence & 45 minute videos. Everything points to Sun/Moon being the last game
JMcLellan
Here's part one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPKq4lk1NQ
HeWentToJaredButNotJaredFromSubwayCuzHeDidBadStuffImJared
As a Hawaiian, LOL @ Tapu Koko. Tapu (Kapu) means forbidden. Koko usually means blood. Either way, RIP my nigga Harambe, dick is out.
TransformR
I thought it meant crazy chicken
Ryebread91
Forbidden blood sounds like a cool band or album name.
mormacil
Songs about an HIV postive gay man?
becauseurwrong
I was like "there's no T in their alphabet... there's no word for gorilla..." and still got smacked in the face by the ending. gdi
Papaoso420
In alcomy it means spirit gorilla
HorseWithComputer
I think the meanings were changed for the joke mate.
Gink0
Nothing gets past you
panamakid
https://67.media.tumblr.com/89a0d3a0ce5bf378625d55f001c0e19c/tumblr_o43lghLjIv1sc0ffqo1_500.gif
fyndir
Amusingly they could have just gone with that and made the Harambe joke anyway. Spilling his blood was forbidden etc.
K4sios
As soon as I read gorilla I knew I was fucked +1
CaptainBawbag
Gorilla fucked to be exact.
IvnWng
Same, but to be fair I also have a suspicion in the beginning that there's gonna be a punchline, so gorilla is definitely a red flag XD
vampirehedgehog
I was just expecting a crustacean from the paleolithic era to make an appearance.
Papaoso420
I said oh no when I read gorilla bro
achickensandwich
I said Ho Oh no
butmahitsjustmebooo
Harambe is the new dickbutt
UnrulyBeast
Same
SuperJedi
http://imgur.com/P31JJbO.gif
SuchofuTheSexy
... Yes.
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Varimothras
Nice, you and I had the same idea. You're a bit faster though..
TorSverre
#DicksOutForTapuKoko
Sugarcrotch
wait you mean you put your dick away? ive left mine out since we started
MogseyInnit
INEVERWRITEINCAPS
that's great
DerpyWerm
I have never and probably will never again see this gif used better. Bravo.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
eBLT4
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Eichimaru
What's this from?
raptorsoldier
Some hellhole called the "Internet"
pres2pond
Boku no Pico
amothertruckingunicorn
Fuck
Susurus
Japan
sirplayerone
Was about to comment that chimeras don't have bat heads, before I got side-smacked outta left field by the ending.
TimosaurusRex
Yeah, I was thinking, the chimera had a head of a goat instead of a bat if I recall correctly
mormacil
Lions head with spikes as manes, goats body and a tail of snake and scorpion IIRC. Possibly breaths fire in some stories.
pyronoia
Lunala may be based on the perfect hermaphrodite from the roasarium philosophorum:
TheMagicGoat
Yeah, chimeras are made out of girls and dogs.
IDontSeeEnoughDarkTowerOnImgur
I don't even like anime and I cry every time.
CaelinIV
Chimearas are fusions of multiple animals fused by means of alchemy. The chimeara from greek mythology is a Chimeara, not the Chimeara 1/x
CaelinIV
the chimaera described here is called a manticore. Lion+bat+scorpion. Greek one is lion goat and snake. Any fusion would be called a chimera
Herosanoj
Thanks for clearing this up.
sirplayerone
Manticores don't have the head of a bat, they have bat wings. Manticores have human heads. And while a fusions of creatures can be (1)
sirplayerone
called "chimeras", a true Chimera is the original Greek one. Which was not created by alchemy, contrary to your definition which (2)
sirplayerone
seems to be taken straight out of Full Metal Alchemist. (3)
smogswallowssuns
#DicksOutForInfernape
CaptainTiddlemittens
#DicksOutForIDontGiveAShit
smogswallowssuns
Accurate username
cklucario
More like slaking
harrybobbett
more like Primeape
HighestHorse
Slaking is a sloth.. InfernAPE is an ape.. Harambe was an ape.
ThatIsMyPassword
Infernapes a god damn monkey. #DickSlappinPrimeape
heypeopleiamausername
No, Harambe was a friend
SomeRandomArsehole
He was a hero, taken before his time!
goldenspider666
This is an actual theory on YouTube though. It's a good watch. Long thiugh. 2/3 parts are out rn and each are 30-40 min long to
goldenspider666
Here's the link to part 1: https://youtu.be/KrPKq4lk1NQ
mormacil
I don't have 90+ minutes to watch a Pokemon theory, any recaps?
goldenspider666
Not really honestly. It's so in depth and there is so much to it.
CrazyCatLad
People care that much?
goldenspider666
Of course. It's fucking Pokemon
CrazyCatLad
Okay, sure but hear me out. It's fucking Pokemon!
goldenspider666
True. But do you say the same for people who spent hours theorizing about who's going to die or not in the next season of game of thrones?
goldenspider666
Or about people who spend hours talking about which pro footballer or whatever popular sport is going to do well in fantasy League
CrazyCatLad
Yes because I thought Game of Thrones was terrible. Hell, I love Vikings but don't theorize for 20 hours on Ragnar's future/fate.
Samsquantch82
"Huh...hmm..oh wow, yeah...I can totally see that...this is so cool!...excellent theory! Spirit Gorilla, that's awes- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE."
ManekiNeki
Thanks. I was the same :D
ThePastmaster
This is actually ripped off from a genuine theory: https://youtu.be/KrPKq4lk1NQ
GamersLastLife
Dot
VanceDrayton
FFS a 45 minute theory video? Is there any kind of TLDW or do I need to make one myself?
ThePastmaster
Basically the same as the post all the way down to the spirit monkey.
D15801
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Gambino1234
I'm in bed and I will get murdered if I watch it. So if you do, I'd love an update
aPokal
Basically after 20 years Gamefreak is out of concepts to make new types or even pokemon and makes the final generation.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
They just need to get the swedish intern is all.
aPokal
Also a lot of legendaries and plots of the last generation are inspired by gods and myth around birth, death and rebirth.
ATG2644
Jesus Christ, had me right until the end.
Klaustrix
I missed my bus stop for this
DemonKiller44
I skipped to the end thinking it was dickbutt or the Spanish inquisition still did not expect it
newsguycraigevans
That shit made sense to you until the end?
Tricker114
same ;-/
DrIvoRobotnik
I really wanted this to be End of Pokegelion or something but they had to maymay this shit right at the last second.
Kirbylink04
Hahaha...maymay
Rikoshi
When it's not greentext I'm not even on alert. This caught me hook, line and sinker.
diebeisszange
okay roadhog, good to know haha
AjEmEPoliszBojfrend
Had me until Koko=gorilla. There ain't no fuckin gorillas in Hawaii. Why would there be a word for gorilla in native Hawaiian?
phyto1
Old volcano in Hawaii "koko head" often mistranslated as "gorilla head"
AussieMuse
All the way up to "gorilla"
AnonOmis1000
Is this going to be the new tree fiddy meme?
Oblivionox09
I knew something was up, when they mentioned green version on game boy, there never was one.
GenericGaming
Yes there was, it was a Japan exclusive. We got Blue instead.
CallMeTech
If your wondering about the downvotes, it's because there was one but it wasn't released in the US
Heimdizzle
The original two games were Red and Green. Green was changed to Blue for marketing reasons in other countries.
foximillian
Not technically true. In Japan, they released a third version of pokemon with massive art and bug fix updates. This was blue version (1/2)
foximillian
The rest of the world got the translated version of this new pokemon blue version, and then they modified blue to create the new red, (2/3)
foximillian
Which was likely chosen because red is more popular than green, being a brighter and more exciting color. Then, with the rise of the (3/4)
WaitingonCoffee
It's all from some youtube video. Up until the punchline. Someone posted the link below, the theory is very convoluted but makes some sense.
ShrubNinja
I like the effort that went into the theory, and it'd be cool if it turned out to be true, but I'm pretty sure it's a case of overanalysis.
johnvictor
Occam's Razor, they just snag ideas from old mythologies for their games.
fishywtf
Yeah game developers aren't new York time best selling authors. This is over analyzing you know the shit they shit teach in English class
Thestalemonkey
Tell that to the creators of Kingdom Hearts. And Five Knights a Freddy's Fans.
AMansNotHot
I'd play the shit out of five Knights at Freddy's lol
ArdentSlacker
Yeah. A ton of stuff in Jrpgs is just flat out stolen from various mythologies. Because why not?
LazyTheAssCat
The form given to the stories by mythology is often unknown to lots of people. All the Hawaiian mythology for example, I knew none of it 2/
MrScud
Are you trying to tell me that God of War didnt invent greek mythology?
AreThoseMyPants
If GoW didn't make up the Greek mythology, then why are there no remains of giant cyclopes around, hmm?
LazyTheAssCat
So, you've got a pre-set form for a story, and it'll likely be fresh to many people. That's a pretty damn useful tool if you're willing 3/
LazyTheAssCat
My guess would be that it takes the great form of mythology, which was made over many years, and fills in a story with it. 1/
LazyTheAssCat
To use it 4/4
Nigbac
Do u have a link to the YouTube video pls?
Axewhipe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VzuDnbjIhbg
xann101
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AgentShade
Pretty sure they're talking about this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPKq4lk1NQ
IAintCheatin
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BeanManSupreme
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Signmanstrr
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TyBlack
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YoImAli
Fucking hell 45 minutes, with a part two that's 41 minutes...
FlipzMCL
There's also a part 2.5 that's 20 minutes, and a part 3 in the works...still TOTALLY worth it, tho.