Withoutmypants
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Jun 21, 2017 11:59 AM
Withoutmypants
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GordoMosley
This needs to be on Reddit's Confused Boners
Glasgow351
Is she the "little sister" who washed their head with Nair?
waddyaknowjoe
This looks like Wynona Ryder in costume for male part she is auditioning for.
LONETROMBONE
Who's auncle is this?
CreepyPhlox
The eyes creep me out the most. It's like they're staring into my soul.
tlk5164
capo33
That does say it all!
PElms
I watched this ep of curb last night
Allworknoplay82
"Palestinian Chicken" Maybe the best Curb episode.
Zixtank
I cannot tell either the age, gender or overall anything about this person.
Marceius
If you ignore the hair, and then do this http://imgur.com/94NDj3U - This person's face is top half girl(or elf), bottom half boy
JigglinDizznicks
This picture is EXACTLY why I've never injected the pot
ProblyNotTheOne
"It" is a guy named Wilson Kenney & all the stuff you think about his age/looks is just your preconceptions playing out. :T
ironicchronic
Hello mother....hello father.....you look like a son and a daughter
iamyourgardener
Is this what marijuana does?
dreadeyeknight
Xi injected jus one marijuanas. You do the math.
wheresmymoneydenny
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I have so many questions that I don't want answers to.
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
Yes,male, yes, no, also no, unfortunately yes, no, and fertile.
KittenPuppy114
It's Pat
amahler
Lol that movie
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
No, it's Chris.
CharlesFuckingBronson
No this is Leslie.
MotionOfTheOcean
fisklukt
Poor Smeagol, soon to be Gollum!
Pensionar
The moral of the story.....don't do photoshop, kids!
mattbklyn
ritzdogg
Challenge accepted.
ErinFromTheOffice
33y/o man: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Queens-Man-Exposes-Himself-Public-Pool-Long-Island-429398163.html
ICantFindTheRightUsername
You have to say spoiler alert before this, u ruined it for me :'-(
0atmealTears
Why is he so pretty??
NickRivieraMD
Of course.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Yeah! Go Long Isla...oh...hm
MotionOfTheOcean
Had to try
KnucleheadFlow
Fuck that fuckin site
BoxcarAlex
Well done! See this is the closure I needed to keep the nightmares at Bay. <3
Goodnewwseveryone
is this you after finding closure?
BoxcarAlex
That is exactly me. Feels like best boy serenity.
PizzaNigga420
What the actual fuck is he
sabbaloko
a 33y/o man duh
TheGenieOfTheLamp
YO PizzaNigga! How's it going?
PizzaNigga420
It's going good genie, how about you?
TheGenieOfTheLamp
I'm doing well, man. If I don't see you, have a blessed 4th.
PizzaNigga420
Thanks man, you too
iDigDinos
thank you for posting that
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
I'd stick my dick in it
AnneFranksDustyBongo
Gonnaderpya
Well you are a trooper
fpach520
Taking one for the team.... we'll need a report.
duttry98
I'd stick your dick in it too
WoodyAllen69
"It" being the key word here.
xxkingofwogxx
Dolenmorgul
I bet you say that to everyone and everything
Cousinkyle
He basically just did.
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
I'll stick my dick in you if you would like me to
Dolenmorgul
I'm very honored but I don't think of you in that way.
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
Thank you for the easy let down have a nice day
TheLastSpaceman
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
Get out of here Romulus, you're drunk.
TrustMeImABassist
IKR they have a hole.
JohnnieIII
Read the original yesterday it is a guy
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
It's still put my dick in it
YeahWhateversBrosephs
lets blame this on the younger generation.. okay
YeahWhateversBrosephs
the bully is really yourselph in the modern era... Lets push that narcissistic bs to the limits and then some
siryutsalot
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DostoevskyDisciple
OH SHIT hahaha
McTrundleWolf
Not impossible though *sticky high-five*
dex2775
*splat*
ForgivingCat
Challenge accepted
Applepotamus
Gwurver
carsandpibblesarelife
CassiusPolybius
LoTRFanatic42
http://imgur.com/QKZO2DJ
YellowFrisbee9
YellowFrisbee9
AnotherVote
ElCabaro
I see you're a man of culture as well
myaccountissuspended
COOOOOOODDDEEEE GEASSSSS!!!!!
sulfuratus
AnotherVote
what, in, the, fuck.
Killincat470
What is that from???
TheMagicalMushroom
It's from Code Geass I think but I doubt that is what he said
unwittinglyrad
Trevor's daughter.
WavesOfWoodenLegs
Nope, 33y/o man
MilesPrower
Nope. It's a woman.
Falos
Everyone here is correct.
WavesOfWoodenLegs
nakedasajaybird
Uncle Sister.
TachyonCode
See, I was thinking it was Smeagol, shortly after stealing the Ring.
Applepotamus
rbudrick
Knew a guy who was a bruncle once, also a duncle. Let him know it every time I saw him. he lolled. Until he hung himself.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Uncle girl next door?
zimirken
Uncle grandpa!
SaikyoStyle
Uncle Sister is just her name; Uncle Sister is infact my brother.
TrustMeImABassist
Unclefucker
utahsoprano
God why is this so funny??
azarza
Denamic
Wh... T-that's not right.
KapnKershaw
Gayforbae
Well this just improved
m0wgli
What a great combination of 2 words!
BlackavarLion
Don't you mean Uncle Grandpa?
Sweetranch
Fucked me good on that one mate you cheeky shit.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Sometimes we can't tell who's the molester and who's the molested...
BackFromOblivion
funniest shit I've heard in a long time.
SickOfThisCessPool
Mother Brother
Obandigo
Father-Mother from Zeno Clash
AssGrapez
That was some weird shit but fun
wemustfindthelight
I just choked on my orange at this!
Kbawlz
I think I peed a little...I definitely peed a lot
livinglife9009
When inbreeding went too far in the family.
MycolTheFunguy
In Zuni tribal mythology there is a character known as "lady grand uncle" that imperils women who hunt without their husband. Kinda fitting.
superdude63
I'm favoriting this post just so I can come back and laugh at this comment.
thereverseapachemaster
Uncle Fister
bigdog1983
fuck! this is brilliant :)))))
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Onkel Schwester.
DooDooManjaro
Goo mornin
AstronautChicken
AmyBernadettePenny
Brother cousin.
MothMonsterMan
Yarp.
Augmentus
If I could upvote this twice I would
fitzinimgur
I'll repost it, that will be your chance!
XLIILXIX
Oh god I almost shit myself...and I'm the little spoon right now
Gayforbae
TimmyDans
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
iwearglassestolooksmart
Counterfit
So you almost shit more than just yourself
CondescendingCunt
Shut your fucking face, uncle sisteeeeer♪
CaptainQuarkk
Just give them some chocolate dip...
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Chocolate love~
BadPunsAplenty
I...don't even know what I am seeing. Is this something from the Star Trek Holodeck?
balmut
BadPunsAplenty
Don't know where you got that meme, but well done!
balmut
Aww, just noticed it's been cut short :( Hows this one;
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balmut
...I just made it :D
BadPunsAplenty
Then another +1 for you!
balmut
http://imgur.com/ZN2a4XC
IOnlyPostThisGif
You didnt make shit
balmut
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
The "pretty" part was a bit of a stretch.
ratfaceddog
You should have used more lube.
ittibittium
NeneJPhilly
I don't think that works. If he was Dad, he'd be Mom's brother but that wouldn't make Mom Sister though. Unless Dad/Uncle is somehow Gramps.
NeneJPhilly
I think too much...
vidiv
Yes.
NeneJPhilly
So Uncle/Dad/Gramps made it with his own mother to create Sister/Mom then made it with her as well? Gotchu. Fucking disgrace all around.
ooGODLESSoo
Photo fit image after 10 different people describe the perp.
UvaroviteKing
*After 10 different people describe "florida man"
FloridaMansSideKick
Florida Man is indescribable.
Wobbixx
actually, the picture sums up florida man pretty well, I think
Psythire
If you stare at it long enough it morphs.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
I was robbed by a middle aged high schooler lady dude with thick and luscious thinning hair.
bootstew
So funny!
JOAP
'Thick and luscious thinning hair' killed me!
efemral
It's a beautiful example of how faulty our memory is and why eyewitnesses are so damn unreliable.
Applepotamus
ooGODLESSoo
This so deserves to be the top comment, I laugh every time I read it.
jazzmatazz
cracking up at work right now...
PizzaSlutForever
blazebot4200
Work with a guy whos shiny bald up top but has long ass curls on the rest. We call him "bald head long hair"
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blazebot4200
Clever clever. I just said it while trying to describe who I was talking about to someone who didn't know him and it stuck
blairmichod