JohnnyRocketsTheRocketJohnny
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Cat tax #1
Cat tax #2
dubone99
Lie facts
Yamaks
I'm so exhausted I got to #6 before I was like wait a minute
NightingalesBlackAce
Life Hack #454: can't find OC? Repost old shit
murica85
Almost had me until I read the second one; touché.
didntshootthedeputy
I tried the Ketchup thing, now my Kindle is all sticky.
ColdfreezeZero
The toaster one, I tried it and my toaster caught fire. Almost burned down my kitchen.
Freyjan
I'm already making great progress on #10 by using #4!
JiggyS4w
Well, #9 works...
CitrusPrime
The orange peel one tho.
Avatar720
Okay, that underwear smell one is where I really started questioning the validity of these hacks.
toxcrusadr
Frankly I am questioning the validity of your comment. Let me check my underwear and I'll get back to you.
AllThePups
#1 disobeys physics. All you'll do is spill a bunch of soda on you.
spydercadet
Someone will try one of these and they will sue you...Florida man, anyone???
mydogfartsconstantly
What about using shampoo to masturbate so your mom doesn't notice all her lotion is gone?
GeorgeBushMediaPressTeam
Former 2 Term President Elect George Herbert Walker Bush is happy to see citizens using many of his time saving life hackies.
sweetsallysays
and then the soda rushes out and spills on the floor. But hey you got it opened.
CommentsOnImgur
Tired of getting injured when shot? Shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets to build up an immunity to larger bullets.
Hydrahawk
Life TIPS! Not Hacks! #triggered
whiskeytree
I sometimes can't tell if these are just a way to be mean to people. I had to buy new tires last year cause of advice I got on here.
PrincessAris
#10 is pretty legitimate.
MrJitterfingers
actually if you have any next of kin, it get's tacked onto them, because student debt just doesn't go away unless it's paid.
CaptainArminius
Something's suspicious about these life hacks.
DoubleSecretAgent
Yea, they'll hack your life away
hmzzz
You're suspicious
CommentsOnImgur
Going #2 in a public bathroom? Constantly screaming at the top of your lungs will drown out those embarrassing poop noises.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZO9tMetxno
LearnedCoward
For a second there I thought you meant putting glitter in your mouth in a public bathroom
cumtime69
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AIComments
Even better! http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODAwWDgwMA==/z/tJgAAOSwv-NWaOJO/$_35.JPG
sckrlfe
Why.
wonuniqueusername
Ketchup. That's brilliant!
wildsoapbox
Nothing New Here Volume # Repost
JohnnyRocketsTheRocketJohnny
Just scrolling through your uploads. Soo much original content uve got there, not a single repost. So funny, very clever and funny. Douche
wildsoapbox
*you've
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InkEmpty
I'm going to try the toaster one.
lemonlime
Just face the toaster towards your counter & put a plate in that direction. That picture stupidly faced the floor.
StarkRG
Don't, fires are likely.
hmzzz
Soak the toaster for few minutes in water to prevent fires.
InkEmpty
Too late. Burned the apartment down. Grilled cheese was good though.
t3hnosp0on
The drowning one actually works. Relax and float to the top. Don't fight the water
TheMomaw
Unless you're a saber toothed tiger. Kick kick, claw claw.
Carger
Whether you float or not depends almost entirely on how much air is in your lungs. If there's not enough you'll always sink.
elten
be water my friend
CharlotteMcScott
That made me laugh so hard
hullu198
Depends on body type. I can't float since even if I fill my lungs completely, only my forehead stays above the surface.
sergeanttbag
Ur doing it wrong. It's ok
NotNasta
Wait, are you saying the others don't work?
hmzzz
Yes
FuckThisThingInParticular
Dying definitely saved me from my student loans.
Ketheres
As a student, can confirm. When you're dead you don't have to pay your debts, but school still lets you study so they get more gov support
Hokie5
Jon?
DangerFluff
TKITN!
Milkboy101
I can't even float on my back in the pool when I want to..... My fat ass going to the bottom, bruh.
Coolasslife
can you float on your stomach with your face submerged?
daftthoughts
If you're really fat you're too buoyant to sink, mofo.
GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
Dated a guy, 350, 5'10", he couldn't float worth a crap. Never understood why.
Vectron
The instinctive reaction of ass down to get your head up is counter productive,you must bring your hips to the surface if you wish to float.
Carger
Also don't exhale. Air in your lungs makes you float.
dsievert
NO - this just doesn't work for some people. Doesn't matter how thin or fat. I just sink, regardless of how my hips are postured.
GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
My brother is the same way. Always has been. He can't float...well, to save his life! But he can swim so he's got that going for him.