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And rabies shots, I should imagine
Mar 25, 2025 7:00 PM
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And rabies shots, I should imagine
Dan68
Was the coyote carrying an anvil?
langly3
Thanks for the yellow circle. Would have missed it otherwise
Kitakita
I remember when Sonic 06 came out and many people were quick to correct that the "were" part in "werehog" means "man", so Sonic would just become part man part hedgehog, which is kind of what he already is anyway
anyway yeah its werecoyote I guess
fenlander
tarquinious
We're werecoyotes not swear coyotes
aShogunNamedMarcus
Bring your heroes to the wolf's den
Watch them all get crushed
Idontneedrealfacts
The coyote ate me baby
inthepines
tamalehatchet
Dingo tried to eat her baby
Vergath
America having its own Airdrie is punishment enough, please tell me they don't have a Coatbridge too
mikeatike
Becusse it's a coyote not a wolf, dummy!
pucklordofchaos
This is the most rural alberta kid thing he could have said.
Snooj
Just watched Locked last night. Great movie. My favorite part was the coyote.
FTUG
Agatsu74
Understandable.
vincentleeprice
me to kid. me to
MyBigMouth
Started reading the headline and was thinking, we dinnae hae coyotes in Scotland, then I saw Cakgary, makes a little more sense now.
BrdCdn
Welcome to Canada, where we beat up the UK in a dark alley, steal it's city names, and haphazardly apply them in no particular order or system.
CobainsSarcoma
which do think happened first? adding the pointless circle, or cropping out the ifunny watermark?
Airos
And that kid grew up to be @ThatGuy42
ThatGuy42
KaisSoul
Same, so much same.
Davedavedavedavedave
Than what's the point?
gnomedeplume
the point is you get lycanthropy from wolves, not coyotes
reichstein
*Then
ELKronos
*Thin
reichstein
*Chin
bourbonandbaddecisions
I’m beginning to think the kid did it on purpose hoping he would become a werewolf.
skipweasel
Where wolf?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Everyone always asks "where wolf." No one ever ask "how wolf."
IUpvoteFuturama
mafiacarstarter
299796
There wolf. There castle.
skipweasel
Why are you talking like that?
DasBeaker
I thought you wanted to??
geoffreyfourmyle
ragingzealot
I like to think becoming a werecoyote would make you a mischievous prankster, instead of the more violent werewolf
KAPTKipper
But you run around eating cats and small dogs
Apoxyus
Wereyote.
theoriginaljfizz
It comes with a complimentary year long subscription to Acme Corp.
WhoHim
Werewolves don't have to attack people. They just use it as an excuse
sacrosanctt
It would probably get you snuffed on the highway by a 16 wheeler
skinkabamba
In old D&D monster manual werecoyotes were slightly less psycho violent than werewolves, more cunning and still very much malevolent and willing to kill you, just a bit more subtle about it
Jaxotea
https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Nuwisha
AzurePaint26
I was about to post about that myself.
ProbablyAlright
Okay cool, I was here to see if any WoD propaganda needed spreading, already covered
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Sebastopol140
Hunting a wereroadrunner
ThatDirtyOldMan
SkidMarc25
And being a Weresuper Genius.
BHPaperstacks
No, it would make you a malevolent Navajo witch.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
With all the powers of Wile E Coyote? You'd be the ultimate prankster that would put loki to shame.
NoNameFred
… But, Loki sometimes succeeds…
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
maybe... Hear me out.... Roadrunner not only is a speedster but also a far superior Reality Shifter second only to Bugs Bunny.
sv1rr
What if my husky bit me?
CheeseDanish444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLg2JbELs9o
FishieStardust
I agree 100% but what the fuck WAS that?
FishieStardust
Dramawolf
sv1rr
Indeed!
belly42
Even more shedding in the house.
AveryverySadBear
A universe where getting bit by anything cause you to become a werewhatever.
Wereman. (Just turns into a different dude for one every full moon)
Werehouse. (Idk how you would get bitten by a house but it sure would be a funny story).
IllegalDuckling
A virus-sized mimic that can infect organic and inorganic material, but only "activates" when it's transmitted by a bite.
It then afflicts the bitten host with mimicry of whatever it last infected in the inactive state
Itwasmyname
Maybe getting your finger caught in a door counts as a bite?
SalsaBeard
I have a D&D character who is in a committed relationship with a demonically possessed house named Amity. He calls her his “housewife.”
mithiwithi
Arcanum3000
The werehouse can probably only happen to the same kind of person who picks a fight with a gazebo.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
I don't know, the closest to a werecoyote I can think of is Mercy Thompson, and she's not exactly a prankster (not that she's opposed to them; she did leave the most broken down old car she could find rusting in her front yard just to troll her neighbour, after all).
sneakolai
But she did pull multiple pranks! I can think of three other targets off the top of my head, though I won't name names to avoid spoilers. I do think that 'prankster' is just one aspect of 'trickster,' though, and probably one of the more limiting roles.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
I think there's a difference between "pulling a prank" and "being a prankster".
sneakolai
Oh, indeed. I'm very *glad* Mercy isn't limited to being a prankster. Her pranks are revenge and/or lessons, and only when that vengeance is earned. She teaches, and that's an important Coyote thing, as I seem to recall. One aspect, at any rate.