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DovahkiiD
Sometimes you just have to put the spade down and grab a delicious Barries Red Cola.
bunnyfly
She'd have to be silent for at least 10 minutes to give a bj
paipilu
500 songs? that's like one or two zeros too many my friend
eclect0
Down?
nimeton0
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-51446-taylor-swift-shush-gif-Imgur-T-fobv.gif
TusharM1
I don't get it. Please explain...
Kurieren
nimeton0
blueknot
Guys are fooled by how much her music sucks.
BigAZNMan
I actually know one of her exes but I'd volunteer to give her a blowjob.
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Soooo, we need more blowjob songs?
EnvoyEngineer
Bold move Cotton.....
Promethianfire
Well considering that she is a robot, it could be that you'd get an electric shock if she tried going down on you.
MapToTheCrunch
Fair point. Katy Perry has a song where she is asking to see a guys dick soooo.
AbradolfLundgren
Well, she also hasn't made any songs about fisting. I think I know where you goin with this.
nimeton0
http://img.pandawhale.com/150550-taylor-swift-thumbs-up-gif-gfy-FqQN.gif
graehall
That you're a fuckin' asshat?
silakkasimo
You have 500 songs about blowjobs and 0 about anything else?
TheChickenEyes
Haim has a song about blowjobs
Applepotamus
1 2 3 4 feels just like coming in the back door, 5 6 7 8 ahhh feels great!
Subsound
Well, if you spend all your time at your job and nothing on your relationship that might happen
lordfluffy
Hmmm... how many breakup songs does Liz Phair have?
MagicallyMelicious
I scrolled down to see if anyone had beaten me to it. You had. :)
DarkNinja2462
I'm pretty sure too many songs today are about sex, so everyone else has her covered
blueshinyballs
meely93
Wow this meme is accurate
blueshinyballs
Now that I see her being a slut, I cannot unsee.
IAmNewHere
Username relevant?
17pride
I guess a blowjob's better than no job- kanye west, 30 hours
youdontwantthesecards
As a retarded cunt, this offends me
superbest
As a this, retarded cunts offend me
superbest
Being offended, this retarded cunts me
awesomechicken
I am upvoting this comment so hard.
youdontwantthesecards
I'm offended by your use of the word 'hard'.
MrTuttlesDriversEDClass
You might be on to something
bossness00
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
To hell, you're going to hell. I know because I'm in the seat behind you.
bossness00
TheeKingsWit
How many songs have you written about eating pussy?
IdLikeToRideAPigIntoBattle
Men love women, women love shoes.
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
Listen to I will by Danny Brown
Spamlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lll964Z1fk
LordChewie
Not Tonight, Lil Kim.
bobbi21
Get down by B4-4 was about both. :P
ApolloTheTerrible
All of em
LordChewie
My Neck, My Back, Khia
JasonD
Too many to count, StillNotALesbian. Too many to count.
SpaztiC829
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
PerfectlyPreservedPie
Are you a lesbian?
TheeKingsWit
You know I wrote a handy faq sheet for this question called "No I'm not a lesbian yet"
MemeStealingSkeleton
I wrote a little song called black hole sun about it
Ialwaysdownvotereposts
A shit ton, I've gotten Grammy nominations for them! Also the ASPCA is after me, but we don't take about that.
violentclimax
Today, this week or in my lifetime?
Woofbloodywoof
One, I spell it out on my girlfriend's clit. She thinks it's hilarious, and feels good. She still can't read cunt-braile though.
TheeKingsWit
Cunaile? Braint?
LordChewie
Work it, Missy Elliot
iHangWithTheShooters
All my songs are about eating pussy and then ass, and how you never go in the other direction.
TheeKingsWit
you should put together an educational children's album
LeaderBeans
Wrote one called "Muff Divin", sung to the tune of Tom Petty's "Free Fallin" of course.
yummybum
That's so beautiful :')
bossness00
DJSprinkleSprankle
At least 12
SparrowTail3
about tree fiddy
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJDzPIHFoC0
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Akinyele's "Put it in your mouth."Equal opportunity oral.
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Sauce... http://youtu.be/QaIW0URYK8o
tentaclefriendly
o/' If I had my little way, i'd eat peaches every day... o/'
EvanHarpell
I.... holy shit this song... (ಠ_ಠ)
tentaclefriendly
Never realized?
EvanHarpell
Nope.
tentaclefriendly
XD enjoy!
GuyNamedSean
Three.
DoctorDegenerate
HeyGuysImVegan
The hero we need
HeyGuysImVegan
The hero we need
OlivePowerRanger
Holy shit i said 3 out loud before seeing this... can you read my mind lol
TheeKingsWit
Thank you for getting the joke. All the cunnilingus song recommendations are great but you, my friend, got the joke. Rock on.
Halfton81
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vlq9UWWqe44
TheeKingsWit
Oh. My. God. How is it that I'm a full grown woman & have never heard that song. My life has been incomplete before now.
TheeKingsWit
I can't stop laughing. That is the manliest most bad-ass song I've ever heard.
LikeIHadAChoice
You are what you eat
twothousandsouls
Now that is a song...
MadlyIrrelevant
A blowjob a day keeps the breakup away
cbh3
An hour.
doolbro
Sounds awful, but I was in a relationship 8 months longer than I wanted to be because of this. We never cheated, but she was TOO clingy.
Treblaine
bossness00
Lol
iRoybot
you cant microwave a dog?
crybabia
You and I had very different experiences in mysic school...
mebe21
My ex gave me blowjobs all the time and still found time to give them to someone else too.
Nibblitz
I had a similar situation, sucks bro
Nibblitz
Ha that wasn't even on purpose
FrenchyVonRichter
Idk. I gave my ex a lot of blowjobs and he still cheated on me while I was paying his rent...
Bobloblaw8
That's not a man. There's your problem.
ChancesAreIHateYou
You single?
IgnorantJew
SatansLover
Damn, sister. I hope you kicked him to the curb. You don't need that in your life.
FrenchyVonRichter
He is out of the picture and I feel better than ever
SatansLover
Good. You do you for awhile :)
Curiousone545
Damn, that sucks. :/
401klurker
Was..... Was that a pun?! Go sit down.
Curiousone545
#noragrats https://media.giphy.com/media/FVNoYaJTVY0Ja/giphy.gif
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
What a douche
FrenchyVonRichter
So much accuracy from such a simple statement
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Not all guys are like that. You probably know that but I'll say it anyway.
FrenchyVonRichter
Yeah, I'm not a man hater haha I'm still straight, so that'd be pretty counterproductive if I did hate men.
piizzla
I'm a guy & you're pretty stupid, paying a guys rent is always a sign y'all shouldn't be together in the first place. A pretty big one too .
FrenchyVonRichter
I paid his rent because we were living together and when he lost his job, I figured I'd rather have a home than be evicted. (1/2)
piizzla
Oh then you should've said something like "I was the only on paying our rent " I thought you two were living seperately
FrenchyVonRichter
People learn lessons everyday. I learned mine. And I'm not stupid, I just made a mistake. If I was stupid, I wouldn't have learned from it.
PleaseSendMeNews
You can pay my rent with no blows jobs and I'll eat you out everyday, if that's a good deal for you
FrenchyVonRichter
You know the way to my heart
Treblaine
And they say romance is dead...
PleaseSendMeNews
ly to those how don't try.
MadlyIrrelevant
Was his name Chad? That seems like a thing a Chad would do.
FrenchyVonRichter
Nah, he wasn't addicted to working out like a Chad would be.
MadlyIrrelevant
Damn, I was so sure
Krympehl
Very prickly