Internet Gifts - Pt. 421

Sep 2, 2021 11:04 PM

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#1 Read Ray Bradbury's "Kaleidoscope" from the "The Illustrated Man" collection for a more dramatic take on this. Then read the book.

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The quantity of spooky grows with these collections

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#1 Does a jetpack even have enough delta-v to reach the atmosphere from orbit?

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I love that Spanish Christmas song that goes, “Fleece Navy dad!!”

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#39 No, no, no. It's "For Lease Navy Dad".

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#47 Don't forget guys who own leaf blowers, it's their time of the year

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#45 I would be compelled to stay in anxiety support too if everyone else was just ignoring the headless man in front of me

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I love goose, but the fact that you've commited cat tax fraud on more than 400 posts is unforgivable. Please show him out more, he's so cute

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hahah fine i will

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#7

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#20 That’s what an ironic tweet would say. You’re not fooling anyone.

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Can someone explain number 5 to me? I'm way too high and also stupid.

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mother nature = natural causes

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#20 my friend doesn't get the joke

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No joke. Just a serious positive response to all the "I want to die" "I'm sad all the time" memes that are popular at the moment.

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What's funny about it though?

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Nothing.

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#34 I've got good news, and bad news...

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#23 oof. I think Chris Pratt would be great for that role. Best situation is no remake at all though.

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#7 I just stopped processing things altogether, I just let the doom flow over me.

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#1 This is an exact scene pulled out of The Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury. A collection of short sci to stories.

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Why was Mario naked?

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Needed #20

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# 42) Rats can only swim for 60 hours if they believe they will be rescued before death. Otherwise they give up after 15 minutes

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dont google how they science knows this

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#3 Or, as Richard Armour wondered after quoting Shakespeare's "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?": "Hot? Sweaty? Fly-infested?"

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Richard probably forgot about "The Little Ice Age" happening at the time -- summers were a lot shorter and cooler.

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#1

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#3 made me laugh so hard i almost woke my husband up. Cant wait to send this to him in a few hours

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hahah awesome it’s my favourite out of this bunch of tweets too

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#1

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#16 can someone please explain this one to me? Clearly I need more sleep

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America's next top model, during the early stages Tyra Banks would give them a make over and usually drastically change their hair.

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#6 Makes... absolutely no sense?

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was hoping someone explained it in the comments.

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Thank you! I've stared at it for ages

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And Tyra chopping hair? Don’t get it! And a rabbit drinking oil? I need coffee clearly

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Read each block as an individual comic. See the pattern to make sense of the last panel.

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First one is slamming a door on your way out. Second is the aggressive phone hang up.

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Bottom left is a reference to Eminem's final battle in 8 miles

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it’s titled “point made”, slamming the door, slamming the phone down etc

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Yeah, but you shouldn't take your mask off to talk...

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How will people hear me talking through my mask, ya butt plug?

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Oh... that would help with the title. I thought that was a ring case, since... flip phones... in 2021...

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very valid

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#27 The one on the right says, “See you later. The one on the left says, “After a while.”

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When I look at a crocodile next to an alligator I wonder: Hey crocodile, why the long face?

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The one on the right caiman to see you.

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Ocaiman…

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(OK, Man)

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Am I missing something with #2? Specially with the 2nd panel.

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Warships and bats both use sound to locate things they can't see. SONAR and echolocation.

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Thats brilliant.

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Shouldn’t be a violation of the rules, then.

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I think it has to do with something like echo location. Bats use it at night to tell where things are. So I think the rats mad bc he keeps

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Guessing right because he's using echolocation

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