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Aug 9, 2016 11:14 PM
YouCouldntHandleMyUsername
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ZamboniJones
Had this happen to me in highschool in the back of my old sunbird doggy style. ER trip, blood clot and swollen balls for days.
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CreepioYoureTheCreepiest
darktyeh
Kaejer
*exhales abruptly out of nose*
ImProbablyTakingACrapRightNow
well im just going to stay a virgin forever now.
Acebeverly
Ladies and gentlemen some insight https://youtu.be/p3zDKkoNMcg
tmt04
That's how Dennis Rodman broke his dick that one time...
iceinacup
That's why I'm always careful with my SO's dick. That shit is precious.
theincrediblesloth
now this is a nugget of wisdom i'll pocket for life
mikenashbash
Guns don't kill people, I do.
quallis
Can confirm. It makes a popping sound.
reidft
STOP
comedicrelief
What breaks easier, cooked or uncooked noodle
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
Depends which way the force is applied.
Gguyer
smartnotsmart
i love kramer
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Fun fact: the surgical procedure for fixing a fractured phallus is called 'penile degloving.' For a good time do a Google image search.
Alycat27
I was curious and now instant regret!
iratepirate
THE BEST THINg to do with gofclubs
princeofmaine
Lots of these post lately, y'all havin a rough summer
Buzzkillinit
Just ask Dennis rodman
FadingNewDawn
Read a story years ago about that happening to a guy. Took 30 minutes to read the 2 page article because of all the stopping and cringing
KlumsyNinja
So accurate.
stratfan11
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg
iamMrG
ILikeCoffeeNotJava
Oh god
Smayds
Ziablo
You can do it!
JonniUtah
FrankTheThunderbird
Settle down Jaws.
cptjackawesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rsmH74Xck8
OneMemeToRuleThemAllAndInTheDarknessBindThem
Golf clubs don't bend that much btw. I know from experience.
Temzilla
Yeah, the club would have to be solid to bend that much. Most clubs are hollow and would snap well before the 90 degree mark.
OneMemeToRuleThemAllAndInTheDarknessBindThem
The science behind the joke.
patj
Your experience with Veronica Vaughan?
SgtMichaelCross
How far did you get it up your butt, though?
OneMemeToRuleThemAllAndInTheDarknessBindThem
Not very.
SirSage
Gotta watch out for those sharp bends.
SgtMichaelCross
*doglegs
Munchman347
Trying to figure out what that GIF had to do with surprise butt secks, Ahh, missed both holes...
OrC23
Some bangbus porn guy got his dick broken during reverse cowgirl because of that.
oreosesame
Soo would he gets workman's comp? (Serious question)
OneMemeToRuleThemAllAndInTheDarknessBindThem
Eek
BugEyedLemur
Damn dude, while banging Abella Anderson too. I'd be angry on so many levels.
icookfoodandfightfire
The girl who did it ebbed up quoting porn afterwards. Said she couldn't forget it and didn't want it to happen again
godofboredum
I too, quote porn.
TheCattyDee
Do you have a cold? You got a stuffy nose eh?
YouCouldntHandleMyUsername
LargeHoman
For once I'm glad I don't.
theincrediblesloth
for once, i'm sad that now i do.
SlayTheMuff
My ex savaged my shit... won't ever be the same
Chrisgopher
http://imgur.com/rCqz2Pc
itakecreditforthingsihadnothingtodowith
Oh thank god it's Johnny bravo
itakecreditforthingsihadnothingtodowith
Risky click
JDeverson
It may or may not have this address noL3G?r
Mimsey
Almost happened to me, but it was one of those "standing up, holding both her legs up off the ground" positions. Scared me to death.
SomethingOffensive
Does he still fuck for money on camera?
ninjato229
The ol dick knuckle. This is why it's important to find a rhythm.
moose9377
Penile fracture survivor here. Be careful out there, kids.
iwenttocollegeforthis
Go on...
KharnApproves
So I'm thinking a story time post would get you a shitload of points.
moose9377
Too lazy for that! Watched the gif and was in more pain than when I did mine. Though mine had the "advantage" of a LOT more blood.
KateUptonsNipples
Abella Anderson is a savage
HoeSay
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angrymanzerobar
The story is that the experience scarred her enough to make her quit.
RepostStat1sdicks
She quit????
Tommy2Godzilla
She makes "music" now
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BRM15EOL
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! JESUS H CHRIST!!!
tiniweiner
Y
Everythingisracist
NSFW/L
graceliz
Really though, how does this type of injury recover?
n3wd3lz
Immediate surgery, 11% chance of complications (ED, painful sex, permanent curve, etc.) Without surgery, 10-50% chance of complications.
1metalnation
All these folks freakin out, and I'm just sitting her laughing my ass off. Poor, stupid son of a bitch
Nize426
Good god. I did not know that was possible. Is the guy ok?
hineyruler
Noooooooo
RedReddington
SirSage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SirSage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE FUCKING SNAPS IT A 2ND TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jesu4864
Oh god. Gotta show my friends
QuestionableLifeChoices
Just showed it to my naked partner while he was eating dinner, bwahaha
AmericanArmadillo
Risky click of the night...not sure if it did or didn't pay off
SneakEFoxxe
Consider yourself lucky. Us mobile users didn't even get a choice.
AmericanArmadillo
I saw it on mobile. Had to click. Android variant maybe?
Echopractic
Oh god, there it is. You could of at least put it in a gallery link so its not just BAM! here's a dude breaking his dick.
angerfart
FUUCCCCCKKKK!
gavin24
it had to be this way
vidyagaem
i never knew life would be this way
DanTheImmortal
*clapclapclapclap*
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Yes. That gif will be burnt into my memory for life.
Roggerman12
Which one the one in the van or the one in the bathtub?
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Van one is the one I recall...but I'm sure I've seen both
erischilde
OK just found the van one and a still of a bathtub coveted in blood... do I need to find this bathtub one?
GoDDstopper
But what about THE Gif?
JDeverson
It may or may not have this address noL3G?r
Volt1ighter
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
jsteelfex
There was a gif?
disruptard
/Pnleq2q.gif
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Yep. If you really wanna see it look it up yourself but I do not recommend. And obviously it's nsfw
ThirstyBeaver
Just found it - and holy shit
syntrax
can share pls? I wanna burn my eyes
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Awful
tyrunn
Share the fun!
ShiftyTheNinja
DM a link?
jdiggydoge
Ow ow ow ow ow owwwww
JDeverson
It may or may not have this address noL3G?r
EClaire1073
•
GlimpseOfCrabs
That may or may not have looked incredibly painful, but hey at least he was using protection!
eloneneric
!