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Aug 23, 2020 9:23 PM
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SoulN8
Forbidden black cherry
Jaqdakloun
Bitch just being extra.
thk5013
pr3viso
It's so poisonous it's fart will kill you
ChorizoPig
Feeling newt. Might delete later.
pearlFoodGod
I knew it
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
What is their habitat. Asking...for a friend.
Namez83
I’m newt touching that thing
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Here's my ass! Take a good look! SPANK IT! ACID PROOOOOOF!
annoyingtheneighbours
https://i.imgur.com/mq1Er1A
TooOldToBeRealLife
Same
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Poisonous? (Decline) Poison Ass? (Shakes Head Affirmatively)
MortarMouth
I got betta
WitchIrkalla
The newt.
Ardranor
Source? Want to see more of this parade.
Gianttesticlemonster
kenultimate
Most poisonous North American animal. It has tetrodotoxin like a puffer.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Why is it called the rough skinned newt when it’s slicker than jizz in oil?
TooOldToBeRealLife
That’s the most poetic filthy description I’ve ever read. Plus one sir/madam/other.
somnif
byohzzrd
10,000 times deadlier? By volume? By pain level? By boredom? That's such a click bait phrase. Dead is dead.
PlotTwistwastaken
so imma take a wild guess here this is the defensive stance it does due to it being able to regrow its tail like many other small reptiles
thedadwhogames
Harryteeters
EvilDeadTed
I remember when being afraid of something eating your ass meant something else.
shreveportbossier
Idk why I thought this was a Coyote Peterson screencap. Dollars to donuts he'll be eating newt ass by the end of 2020.
MisterLemons
yrc48
Why god
lordofthedice
Do you think God stays in heaven because he fears what he's created?
tacoflavoredkisses
A solid wish.
minniemousz
What a strange squirrel
Thunderthunder
I collected these guys by the dozens when I was a kid. Immune to poison!!
SpacemaniaXu
Somewhere out there, a Furry was aroused
Auxilium
so, forbidden
somnif
Auxilium
Oooh, nice!
somnif
Just make sure to wash your hands before eating! If you feel your lips tingling, call 911!
NVGoddesscottage
You sure she’s not looking for a little D
Frogapus
The common garter snake is resistant to the newt's poison, and the result is an: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rough-skinned_newt#Arms_race
TooOldToBeRealLife
Thank for the learnin’ link!
Frogapus
You’re welcome! Hope you get the opportunity to spread along cool science facts, too!
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Isn't this the relationship between the Honey Badger and some kind of snake. Been going a while, and it's just all outta proportion now?
Frogapus
I freaking love your username, btw.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
I take it you're a DF fan. I love yours too, and it reminds me of Octokongs. Now I wanna see Harry fight a Frogapus.
SpikeWolfwood
"So I get to eat as AND die!?" ~ Millennials
Yellowdart49
10,000 times deadlier than cyanide? So, it kills you before you take it?
morelikeconsham
You have to ingest enough cyanide to kill you - the amount of lizard poison that kills you is smaller than the amount of cyanide that kills
morelikeconsham
You.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
The poison marks you and the lizard just goes ham and stabs you in your stupid face for licking it.
pjm82
Yeah that's pretty much how math works
Yellowdart49
AwildBidoof
you Newt?
AwildBidoof
*said like *Knew-it?*
Basispoint
10,000 times... Lower LD50, I guess? But in what quantities?
twozerooz
Usually means 10,000x less quantity... So... Any measurement you like. Dealer's choice.
BonkyMcSignFace
What a coincidence that its toxicity is such an even multiple in base ten, a number system that doesn’t exist naturally in our world.
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BonkyMcSignFace
What part of what I said was stupid, you condescending fuck-pickle?
twozerooz
The idea that it's a coincidence, and not just OBVIOUS rounding, and the implied argument that it must therefore be fake. Absurdly stupid.
BonkyMcSignFace
I didn’t say it was fake. I said it was a coincidence.
Lamarzipan
/a/goR79ZN
noitsnotsorry
This is what I thought of as well :)
whydoesitmatteranywayman
It's the same toxin pufferfish have, Most people have to ingest it to be harmed. It blocks the sodium channels so you are effectively
whydoesitmatteranywayman
paralyzed. "The Material Safety Data Sheet for TTX lists the oral median lethal dose (LD50) for mice as 334 μg per kg.[39] For comparison,
whydoesitmatteranywayman
the oral LD50 of potassium cyanide for mice is 8.5 mg per kg,[40] demonstrating that even orally, TTX is more poisonous than
whydoesitmatteranywayman
cyanide. TTX is even more dangerous if injected; the amount needed to reach a lethal dose by injection is only 8 μg per kg in mice.[41] "
purdhapley
That’s not what my fb research said. /s
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
That's a lot of dead mice
professionalConfirmologist
Are these the ones they drip whiskey on to make a hallucinogenic drink? Czech Republic, I think?
FAILEDattempttostartaslowclap
Nope. They have bacteria in their skin that produce a version of tetrodotoxin, same thing as the Blue Ringed Octopus. Drink it & ur @$%$ed
WoodyGoodman
Gianttesticlemonster
Mytrashpanda101
He just wants a kiss
PulpyOJ
Someone should Czech on that
AFistfulOfDollHairs
https://www.cracked.com/blog/robert-evans-investigates-truth-behind-salamander-brandy/ here’s a first-hand account.
professionalConfirmologist
That's funny, the original article is where I even got this from
r0twhylr
I assume he just kept the salamander as a pet after that? Did he name him?
endfreq
God bless Cracked
WoodyGoodman
ErnestInTheCity
the milking part got me. I ain't read a line like that in a long time
ThisOldCPU
"I massaged his mucous glands until he squirted out a little", that shit is straight out of a romance novel.
sphinxster
Still better written than any Shades of Grey book/movie
whydoesitmatteranywayman
These are north american, you are thinking of fire salamanders, which produce Samandarin, They live in the Chezch rep but the drink is
whydoesitmatteranywayman
Slovenian. It's called Salamander Brandy.
jennym123
Every tried it?
whydoesitmatteranywayman
I haven't
kevinallover
Missed opportunity to name it Salamandy
2015Camry
Would believe anything possible on Slovenia. Loved, absolutely loved my visit. Mwwwaaaa! I feel sLOVEnia!!! Heckin wicked marketing.
LifeConfessionguy1
Forbidden drink
WhatsYourCovidStory
How is it?
KernalMustard
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ifabearshitsinthewoods
Yes
lJTl
Salamander Brandy sounds like a prostitute with some wild tricks.
chinaPieCreator
I went out with her once, she told me to ask you when are you going to pay her that money you owe?
Tiggums
Or an STI of some sort.
FPTPsucks
Only one way to find out
AFistfulOfDollHairs
You first.
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
You sob im in!
TheRicM
Actually there are a few more ways. One way I’ve heard is that you first have to rinse the newt, then dip it in honey, then take the newt 1/
TheRicM
lukeeoin365
You sir, are a God amongst mere mortals
swagmastayoloslaya
Nice
lynxBeast
Wow nailed it
MoreCatnipPleaseSir
WoodyGoodman
Newt Boofing
JesusShaves
Yes! Thank you!