Autocorrect & A few breakups

Feb 9, 2018 11:07 AM

Drusarch

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Have a neice an correctely speled day.
No auto cucumber pls mister

P.S Yes, i know alot of these are fake, but still funny.

FP Edit: Send non-autocorrected nudes

The number of individuals eating black ppl in this post is too damn high!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like these entirely real people don't understand you can turn auto-correct off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s almost a line of demarcation between the real ones and the fake ones at about 60% in

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The underwear pic one is fake. That's one of Jennette McCurdys leaked pictures.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pfft Holy eff haha lol XD sex stuff MOM OMG

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought: Someone who posts revenge porn over a breakup is the worst kind of trust-betraying shit and may not deserve to have an SO again.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's all fake but still funny

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS!"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do you mix anal beads with pandora beads? Stopped reading after that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am going to have to finish this dump later. I literally have tears pouring down my face. +1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

EPIC PENIS +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God donut!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#26 #27 #28 #29 #30 #31 #32 #33 #34 #35 #36 #37 #38 #39 #40 #41 #42 #43 #44 #45 #46 #47

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The gum one reminds me of how I was so introverted as a kid I got gum stuck in my hair and didn't tell anyone for 2 months.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I fell asleep chewing gum and by the time I woke up it was well stuck. It was by the roots so didn't want to cut it out. I just hid it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

!!! damn auto erect !!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one with the Epi Pen... if you NEED to use it, you need to go to the hospital. Don’t fuck with angio edema and secondary reactions.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bella and Mom cocks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doug! I meant: rocks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doh!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Holy eff'... God knows what you meant. Your such a heathen your name is probably Heather.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 What's the difference?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man those text layouts were fucking ugly.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'M LAUGHING

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ROFLLLLLL XXXXXXD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LITERALLY DED XP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#4 Gently smoosh peanut butter into it. That breaks it down and it can be washed out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"I've had so much cum in my hair" ... oh mom.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 671 Dislikes 7

What is this? A template? Incision her...insect hair...GOD DAMMIT. INSERT HERE!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only believable autocorrect mistake I’ve seen today.

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Darn autocucumber.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

tomfoolery

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

And the word of the day is...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cock gobbling thunder cunt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't cry laughed that hard in a very long time v

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 15

It’s been 10 years since I cried so hard and that was when I saw this post for the first time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me too I almost died. I was laughing to the point where no noise or air was coming out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some hilarious. Some fake. +1 though

8 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 9

I don't care if it's real of not but I couldn't stop laughing at the grandma in the grave one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love the one where the text literally goes past the edges of the chat bubble.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

That's probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. And I'm old.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s like they wanted to get caught doctoring it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is anyone still laughing at these?

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 12

Yup!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive seen the Motts applesauce one a few times and every time I see it I end up wiping tears i'm laughing so hard.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a Friday at work and delirious...yeah I lost it at a few (of the ones I haven't seen yet).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3am and I'm stifling laughs and tears trying not to wake my husband

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*reluctantly raises hand*

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

*cough* *also sheepishly raises hand* *hangs head in shame*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I AM SPARTACUS!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll admit "I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS" got me

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen it a ton now, but the fact that it's all caps still gets me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the Mott's applesauce one was pretty funny

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

i died at that one. some people would honestly probably get into owing 300$ for motts applesauce

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the one that got me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly I died at that one. I think it’s the only one I haven’t seen.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes the long list of staged autocorrect fails, like how Apple KNOWS you want to type cunnilingus instead of conference

8 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 8

Agree with dasklaus. My phones used to make "Nazi" from the name "Maxi".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My phone autocorrects to shit to things nowhere even remotely close to what I was trying to type all the time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Circumference for me!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My phone regularly corrects my friend Satnam to Satan. I'll believe everything.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Many of these are the laziest fakes possible. Misaligned text, on the deleting screen, poor photoshop work, etc, don't believe these

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cover DND. My phone wrote that while swiping for conference. Lemme try again. Cones. Cop DTD. Cob roe be. Con fend he. Wtf? Cone tent.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Considering Constantly Yeah no cyn I lingual coming up for me. Ummm.... wellp

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you're lucky neither of those were autocorrected to cyn I lingual. Phones can be tricky sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who cares lol, they are hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 16

Oh man you must be the type of person who thinks those staged pranks instagram couples do to each others are funny too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

why do you care if its staged? if its funny and you get a laugh out of it how does it hurt you in any way?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wrote "who cares". Well I`d say a lot of ppl care. They just arent funny at all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i disagree, and from the looks of the comments so does everyone who isnt butthurt over some being staged. theyre still funny as hell.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one addressed to "Ex Hoe" where he says he's going to leak her nude, dude must be famous cause that's Janette McCurdy's picture.

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

Also a dick move. A criminal one.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I googled it. You’re right.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I was wondering if anybody else caught that.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You recognized that from the cusp of an ass?

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

That's impressive

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

To be fair, that's an iconic picture from the fappening and has been used in porn site ads ever since. Or so I'm told.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very popular picture

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's a pretty unforgettable ass.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Motts Apple sauce, I guess motts is a brand in the US and not a synonym of the lady’s parts...

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

That is true.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where are you from?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I would guess NW England

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We usually just call it New England. You can skip the World, it makes things seem dated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What? I can't read your sentence. And New England is in the NE of the USA. NW England would be like... Liverpool.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly. It was a joke, as though I read it as NewWorld England.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1