Atrocities being committed during the little known elephant-pumpkin war

Apr 25, 2019 3:29 PM

ANIMALSPOOPING

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Elephants hate those gourds

Do they eat those?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephant size Smashing Pumpkins.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those elephants really gourd the pumpkins.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've heard of that band.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss Lily, she was such a cute little elephant. :(

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna eat it through my face.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Smashing Pumpkins really let themselves go. Yikes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phants n' Punkins!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they look so happy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He hates those cans!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really really really want to believe they are regular sized pumpkins and itty bitty elephants!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"The perimeter is clear, we eliminated the gourds"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Head butting gourds newest sport for elephants.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this that band I kept hearing about?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always wondered what they did with giant pumpkins.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so that's where Cersi's elephants went!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this in Burgers Zoo in Arnhem?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's Oregon Zoo in portland

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GUYS I KNOW IM LATE.. BUT THAT IS AN ELEPHANT

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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You can see their smiles!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh my gourd, they’re coming!

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Somebody really needs to slap that bitch square in the mouth

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus, can we get a NSFW?! Those poor pumpkins...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish the elephants had eaten them. Then their deaths wouldn't be pointless.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they were totally gourd.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got an audible “ha” out of me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Whoah!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hippos are in on it, too

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Least he eats his

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Cats are holding their own

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think the pumpkin is actually doing quite well in this one.

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Can elephants do CPR on other elephants?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtf. Are pumpkins like catnip for elephants?

7 years ago | Likes 378 Dislikes 6

Elephants like to play. It's fucking adorable.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they use the front of the head for heavy tasks. Pushing trees over and such.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Sounds like my ex.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more wondering about pumpkins that size. I'm going to bed until someone throws in a banana.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like all creatures, elephants enjoy the tactile pleasure of smooshing.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We need more smooshing research

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like just elephant fun - if i could smash a giant pumpkin like that I would

7 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 0

Just get a pumpkin that is the same relative size to you and go to town. You’re welcome.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Go to your local pumpkin patch a month before Halloween. You'll have an easy time finding one relative in size.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they just like to squish things (who doesnt)

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

I do like squishin'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See my girlfriend and bugs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is interesting and terrifying

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They would squish your balls but they’re probably too small ;-)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1

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This was so unwarranted

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elephants usually eat fermented fruits for the alcohol and get drunk :) Drugs are used by many other animals.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it is an evolutionary advantage to be able to consume fermented fruit. main side effect is more reproduction. win, win!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No it's because fermented fruit is more calorically available to animals.

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I'm pretty sure they like the effect too :P

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No... It is available to eat. Period. If we could not tolerate alcohol, we get 0 calories from rotten fruit. But instead, we can eat it!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the rotting effect frees up sugars from the cell walls are we otherwise cannot digest causing fermented fruits to provide more calories

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The pumpkin genocide never happened

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

It should have

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Denier!!!! I have the documents!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Its all tomato cropaganda

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Under appreciated dad joke

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephantler did nothing wrong

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Sure ok, Mr Erdogan

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That is adorable. I want to see more of elephants vs giant pumpkins

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Maybe they are just miniaturized elephants..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look up ‘danish zoo elefanter tivoli’ their youtube should have a few videos

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v you are a monster. THESE ARE WAR CRIMES

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

That shit is funny

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gorillas using their own feces as a projectile is my fetish and I don't appreciate being excited sexually by a stranger...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I feel personally violated and I would like an apology, thank you

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just getting you ready for fame! I enjoyed both clips, take a thumb up the vote hole (+1)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well... you'll probably never be famous I guess. Random person I'm commenting on now and I won't remember your name in 10 minutes.

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7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I tried to troll you, I can't do it... I like you too much lol, great bio. I'm sorry for being an asshole

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