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KoalaOnTheJuice
ieatkittensforfun
metalrulercid
billdozer86
Basically all Europeans speak a steppe language now.
UncleScarwasright
putting the "whored" in Mongul Horde
LurkerOfDarkness
Funnily enough this exact thing is the top reason Russia behaves like it does right now, again, like it has the last 500 years.
bulletbarrage
I believe they filled one dudes holes with some white stuff
Vesane
Always bothered me that steppe kinda means the opposite of... Step. I used to picture those rice fields on steps, but nope. Flat land
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LurkerOfDarkness
Don't threaten me with a good time.
ineedscoffee
This is the epitome of this joke. We can stop now.
Gibleteousjack
Are you sure we've reached the plateau?
Wulph421
Did you know there's a conspiracy that the mongol invasion never happened? They never left behind any artifacts or anything
Wulph421
Sure, they were a nomadic people, but you'd think they have more influence on the cultures around them
Identitytheft
IWishIHadASoul
Millstone85
heliouBandit
Do what you must, just be gentle because I'm in pain
Columbus43219
"Steppe" by Piers Anthony truly messed up my teenage boy mind about sex. The women were just so compliant, for anything.
Vesane
? "Тёмная ночь, только пули свистят по степи... " ?
LowkeytheThiccsterGod
Crusade era Europe really and truly thought they were the hottest shit to walk the earth. They all smelled like bitch to Subatai.
mercyPandaRunner
Appropriated!
daguq
B4 the Mongols we had the Scythians, b4 them we had The Proto Indo-Europeans, b4 them, the Neolithic farmers. Just one thing after another.
realGeorgelucas
Whenever I see arrows over a map of Europe I think "Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler?" from Dad's Army
otiumCatulli
*hums to self*
nietzchebomb
WoodfolkFae
I expected this to be about Russia
fireflowerfire
Also the Huns and Kurgans.
JeanLucPicard
Eerie. I was just listening to Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History episodes on The Mongols yesterday and thought someone should make this meme.
hoopsnek
They're great. If you want more detail, the Kings and Generals podcast has an excellent series on them too.
TheBrockYouKnow
Wrath of the Khans is a great listen
IJokeALot
kingoftheironislands
cuddleskunk
RIP
goflyblind
thealterofmyego
but not impossible
PoliticalWanderer
embodymentofgattaca
PoliticalWanderer
Brucecampbellthedog
This is a very good joke
drjaves
Huge fan of Total War: Attila and this made me have an excellent sensible chuckle.
TheBlackSonOfTheHonestMan
да
Zaruzen
Op is stepping up his game!
Intrspace
Yoke*
JayKillBam
I bet it Yurt
Intrspace
Nogay. I mean no homo
Intrspace
I guess downvotes are from the people who don't get the joke. Nogay was a Tartar khanate in the early modern period